Who Framed Roger Stone’s Yorkie?

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 13 April 2020

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BILLINGSGATE POST: On January 15, 2019, the only man in the world with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back, was apprehended by an FBI Swat Team in the early morning hours at his home in Florida.

Newly-revealed TOP SECRET documents decoded by BILLINGSGATE POST crack investigative reporter, Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler, underlined the risks associated with this operation.

It was well known to both the FBI and CIA that Roger Stone's Yorkie, Bianca, if unleashed, could raise havoc with the operation. To counter that threat, the FBI Swat Team was prepared to blow his door down with a M-1A2C Abrams tank, which carries armor penetrating shells capable of going through twelve inches of tempered steel like a hot knife going through butter.

Also revealed in the documents, was that a nuclear attack submarine was off the coast of Florida with Tomahawk Missiles at the ready. If Bianca ran amok and attacked an ill-prepared swat team, heads could roll. Although all were wearing full combat gear with night vision googles, nothing could have prepared them for this dangerous mission.

When Roger Stone stepped out of his house wearing Bunny pajamas, and cradling little Bianca in his arms, a sigh of relief was expelled by the FBI agents.

FOOTNOTE: Although Roger Stone was sentenced to 7 to 40 years in prison by Judge Amy Berman Jackson, he is still at large and dangerous.

Slim: “By damn, anyone with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back can’t be all bad.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. I have a tattoo of a chicken’s butt on my belly.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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