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Funny story: Trump Gasses Portland's Mayor

Trump Gasses Portland's Mayor

Mr. Law and Order, the guy with no laws or order and ignored Coronavirus, has the Mayor of Portland, Oregon tear-gassed. Trump wasn’t kidding when he recommended drinking Clorox or Lysol to kill the virus. He has a 'So what?' attitude, and the Mayor…

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Funny story: President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1)

President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1)

A COLLECTION OF BUNKER TWEETS FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP 1. First off, do not believe what that Pelosi woman is saying. I am not losing my hair, nor my mind. 2. Once again, let me be perfectly clear. I do not know, nor I have ever known Jeff Sessions…

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Funny story: What Do Donald Trump And Donald Duck Have In Common?

What Do Donald Trump And Donald Duck Have In Common?

What do Donald Trump and Donald Duck have in common besides their first name? For starters, neither speaks English. It's more of a gibberish; lots of noise and no substance. The sound is usually a complaint about something. And there is a lot of self…

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Funny story: Roger Stone Has Just Become The Luckiest Man in America Thanks To President Trump

Roger Stone Has Just Become The Luckiest Man in America Thanks To President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The man who many say knows dozens of sneaky, underhanded things that President Trump has done will not be going to prison, after all. In yet another presidential pardon, King Donald the 1st, has just given Roger Stone a 'get out…

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Funny story: “I Didn’t Rat Out Trump”

“I Didn’t Rat Out Trump”

On receiving a White House pardon from Donald Trump, Roger Stone issued his thanks by announcing, “I didn’t rat out Donald Trump.” This means that Mr. Stone did, indeed, have incriminating evidence against Donald Trump, and, if Mr. Stone had so te…

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Funny story: Roger Stone’s Yorkie Just Got Hosed

Roger Stone’s Yorkie Just Got Hosed

BILLINGSGATE POST: The noose just got tighter for Roger Stone. Judge Amy Jackson Berman denied him a retrial. The only man in the World with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back is going to have to wait for President Trump to pardon him. Judge B...

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Funny story: Who Framed Roger Stone’s Yorkie?

Who Framed Roger Stone’s Yorkie?

BILLINGSGATE POST: On January 15, 2019, the only man in the world with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back, was apprehended by an FBI Swat Team in the early morning hours at his home in Florida. Newly-revealed TOP SECRET documents decoded by BI...

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Funny story: From Reconstruction to Deconstruction (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

From Reconstruction to Deconstruction (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

From Reconstruction to Deconstruction I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. The One and Only Donald J. Trump (I had to do that ‘cause the quote was really shor...

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Funny story: My Favorite Movie (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words) (Now available on Amazon)

My Favorite Movie (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words) (Now available on Amazon)

My Favorite Movie And when you tell me that, you know, he should testify because he’s going to tell the truth and he shouldn’t worry, well that’s so silly because it’s somebody’s version of the truth. Not the truth ... No, it isn’t truth. Truth isn...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Scared To Death That Roger Stone Is Going To Flip

Donald Trump Is Scared To Death That Roger Stone Is Going To Flip

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has just told a reporter for The Baltimore Beacon Star that “Trumper The Humper” is so afraid that Roger Stone is going to flip on him, that, for the past week, he has been peeing in his pants. The White Ho...

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Funny story: FBI Storm Troopers Terrorized By Roger Stone’s Yorkies: Suffering From PTSD

FBI Storm Troopers Terrorized By Roger Stone’s Yorkies: Suffering From PTSD

BILLINGSGATE POST: As the owner of two Yorkies, Roger Stone knows how scary it must have been for the FBI Storm Troopers who were terrorized by his little babies when they came to arrest him at dawn at his home in Fort Lauderdale. As the master o...

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Funny story: Trouble In Paradise? Trump And Barr Spat

Trouble In Paradise? Trump And Barr Spat

Is there trouble in paradise between Trump and Lindsey Graham? No, Lindsey is still singing Trump’s tunes. Between Trump and Mitch McConnell? No, Mitch is still percolating for Trump. Trump and Giuliani? No, the mouth is always yapping. Trump and Bil...

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Funny story: Trump Goes Freudian: Calls Mueller A “Preverted Shackle Maniac”

Trump Goes Freudian: Calls Mueller A “Preverted Shackle Maniac”

BILLINGSGATE POST: If anyone believed President Trump would throw the towel in after seeing Roger Stone in shackles, they should think again. It was earlier reported that Robert Mueller had approved of a Tomahawk Missile strike on Roger Stone i...

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Funny story: FBI Calls In Tomahawk Missiles To Counter Roger Stone Resistance

FBI Calls In Tomahawk Missiles To Counter Roger Stone Resistance

BILLINGSGATE POST: The effective use of asymmetric warfare (AW) between belligerents whose relative military power differs significantly, was effectively demonstrated when the FBI called for a Tomahawk missile strike on the home of Roger Stone this...

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Funny story: Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Tamper, Florida - (Rumpy-Dumpy News): Bob Mueller’s Rasher Inquiry took a dramatic new turn today with the arrest of an old mucker pal of President Don T Rump. Ex-GOP pork bellies peddler Roger Stoned got a 6am federal house call at his Tamper, F...

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