Congress Moves to Lift Marijuana Restrictions

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Saturday, 25 April 2020

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Congress to Weed Out Marijuana Restrictions

The House and Senate are putting out an additional phase 5 legislation to help Americans reduce stress while facing long term "stay at home policies".

"Hell, I can get joints like they were legal anyway," said Senator "The Turtle" McConnell, of Kentucky, the majority leader in the Senate. "We will make it all temporarily legal, and maybe people will forget about all Trump's fuc... er..mess-ups by election time."

The Bill, nicknamed simply "J 5", will be brought to a vote shortly after the latest round of Small Business funding is completed. Nancy Pelosi could not be reached for comment, but her aid said, "Nancy has supported marijuana legalization in California, and she supports it for the nation, especially for Texas, where she says they really need some weed or a good blow job."

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