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Funny story: “Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects” - HORSE MANURE!!!!!

“Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects” - HORSE MANURE!!!!!

They say that using pot has no lasting effects on the brain. Well, I have an ongoing experiment in that very field of study in my own apartment everyday. Living in a work apartment brings one into contact with people one normally would never meet,...

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Funny story: Nashville Man's New Year Off to Mixed Start

Nashville Man's New Year Off to Mixed Start

After making a number of regrettable decisions and unfortunate choices in 2018, Bart Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, resolved to do better in 2019 – specifically, he vowed to quit partying like a sociopathic rockstar, make the most of his professional...

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Funny story: List of Future Top Jobs For the Next Generation Includes Many New Ones Not on List Before

List of Future Top Jobs For the Next Generation Includes Many New Ones Not on List Before

The Naldrett Future Studies Institute of Anchor Bay released their latest report on future jobs. This gives Millennials the chance to plan ahead before spending all their future earnings on college courses. The Institute said that the most jobs w...

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Funny story: Biofuels Research in Canada

Biofuels Research in Canada

In a recent press conference, Canadian Pry Minister Justin Truedough briefly summarized efforts made by his country's scientists to mitigate greenhouse gas emissions: "We tried producing corn alcohol, but our Newfies drank up all of it before it could be added to our gasoline. Undeterred, our scientists turned to another crop which is being grown in massive quantities in our country." "Given...

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Funny story: Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado has changed the meaning of Rocky Mountain High to something more literal over the years. Now they are preparing some special weaponry especially for Federal Law Enforcement, should it come to enforce Federal cannabis regulations. "We call...

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Funny story: Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Meteorologists are predicting a late July, early August return of a unique pot cloud that formed during the three day Woodstock festival in Bethel, NY. The cloud was carried off by the jet stream after the concert concluded and eventually ended up in...

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Funny story: AG Sessions Risks Awakening Stoner Vote

AG Sessions Risks Awakening Stoner Vote

In an attempt to thwart the Republican Reeperbahn in next years elections, liberal activists and Democrats are using the fear of regressive marijuana policies to recruit pot smokers who wouldn't vote otherwise. Portia Nicolya of Rationalize US Mar...

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Funny story: Move To Drug Test Gun Owners In Open Carry States

Move To Drug Test Gun Owners In Open Carry States

31 states in the U.S. allow citizens to openly carry their firearms. In 10 of these states , someone who applies for welfare cash assistance through the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) has to be screened and tested for substance abus...

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Funny story: Hatred of Trump Triggered Duterte and Obama Fight

Hatred of Trump Triggered Duterte and Obama Fight

Investigative reporter, Amiko Aventurista, has discovered the recent fight between U.S. President Barrack Hossein Obama and Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte actually began last year in the Muslim holy city of Mecca. According to three independen...

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Funny story: South Yorkshire Cops Caught Getting High After Claiming THC Poisoning

South Yorkshire Cops Caught Getting High After Claiming THC Poisoning

Two South Yorkshire police officers were arrested for possession and use of marijuana and will likely lose their jobs because of it. Ironically the very same two officers were on sick leave for supposed THC poisoning in a marijuana tainted burger cas...

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Funny story: Post Office Issues First Marijuana Stamp -- But It's Made In China

Post Office Issues First Marijuana Stamp -- But It's Made In China

Stoners and collectors stood in line at post offices around the country to buy the first Marijuana themed postage stamps produced by the USPS. The retro designs are printed on hemp paper with the old style adhesive that you can lick or moisten to...

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Funny story: Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Denver, Colorado - Governor John Chickencooper (R) wasn't so sure about letting his citizens grow mad weed and flog it out across the rest of America like a big weed rainbow, lighting up the sky - but he's sure enjoying the big pot of gold which has...

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Funny story: Man Mistakes Pot-Tainted Treats for Gummy Bears, Has Good Time

Man Mistakes Pot-Tainted Treats for Gummy Bears, Has Good Time

Denver, CO - In a rebellious effort for equal competition and fair pricing, sources found that Jeff Hartley tweeted," Theaters need to stop extorting customers for food if they are going to charge $10.50 for someone to see a crappy movie." It i...

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Will Run For Senator of Colorado

Snoop Dogg Will Run For Senator of Colorado

Denver, CO Popular and famed rap star and marijuana advocate Snoop Dogg announced that he is establishing residency in Colorado so that he could establish torun for Senate from Colorado. Snoop Dogg praised the state for its pro-marijuana stance an...

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Funny story: 64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

According to a recent study by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, 64% of the state's cannabis users can't remember where they put their pot. 30 people, who admitted to recreational marijuana use at least once day, were anal...

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Funny story: Russia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine

Russia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine

Alexander Putin has once again lived up to his unpredictable reputation. Recent reports are breaking out of marijuana food trucks being sent into the Ukraine. US officials claim to have satellite imagery of a convoy consisting of more than 250 trucks...

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Funny story: A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

WATERLOO, Iowa - Law enforcement officers in Waterloo report making one of the most unusual busts in history. Waterloo Police Department spokesperson Sherlock Stallgarden informed the news media that officers searched 78-year-old Olivia Eunice Fan...

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