Back in 2014 the all-girl band was caught in Milwaukee with 400 pounds of Durango Bango marijuana. Then in 2019, they were caught at O'Hare Airport in Chicago with $700,000 in counterfeit five dollar bills. And now Music Moments Magazine is rep…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story regarding the latest scandal in the Catholic church. It appears that a disgruntled Donald Trump baser was so mad at the Catholic church that she went into the “Our Sist…
The Covid19 pandemic, sadly, is now allowing some public events to reappear which, should have been dead and buried a long time ago. However, one of the top shows in Europe could never die, and Jaggedone can now reveal, in more languages than one, wh…
NEW ORLEANS – (Satire News) – The New Orleans City Council, with the approval of the Chamber of Commerce, has decided to move this year’s Mardi Gras celebration to Denver, Colorado. City manager Paxton W. Studsteen stated that the reason is due to…
(NOT EDITED) Recent rioting in the quaint, peaceful nation, called Holland, have been misinterpreted in global media reports. Morons, Looters, Hooligans, Bovver Boys, and girls are not protesting about Covid-19 curfews, no way, Gottverdomme! Jagg…
CORN HOLE, Iowa - (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that two different individuals have claimed that they saw 'the king', Elvis Presley, in a sexy toy shop in the small town of Corn Hole. The two individuals identified as cousins Mingy M…
SWEET SMOKE, Colorado – (Satire News) – The Denver Claimer Clarion is reporting that an elderly couple from the town of Sweet Smoke, has just celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary. Braylen and Mimosa Waffle, were married in 1940, and have live…
DENVER – (Satire News) - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has just announced that marijuana sales have gone up 4,000% in the last three months. CSCC Director Lucy “Sinsemilla” Coxcoogan was asked by TMZ to explain the unprecedented increase.
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has divulged that DEA agents, acting on a tip, went to Yankee Stadium to check out a report of possible drugs on the premises. A team of six federal agents scoured the stadium gr…
DENVER – (Marijuana Satire) - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has just released its mid-year sales records. And the numbers show that the state has surpassed its 6-month marijuana sales record by 47%. A rep for the CSCC stated that they a…
ANTIGUA, Guatemala – The Cartel Drug War down in Guatemala has turned into a ruthless, inhumane, and downright stressful situation. The two main factions are the Tapachula Hombres, headed by ex-attorney, Gomer Ixtantan, who is one of the best lawy…
DETROIT – Members of the United States Border Patrol report that they have sunk a submarine, in Lake Erie, that was carrying 265 pounds of marijuana. Agent Charlize Buckbush, 29, stated that the strain of marijuana, known as Montreal Moronic, is o...
The House and Senate are putting out an additional phase 5 legislation to help Americans reduce stress while facing long term "stay at home policies". "Hell, I can get joints like they were legal anyway," said Senator "The Turtle" McConnell, of Ke...
DENVER – Popular country music icon Willie Nelson, who is 86 years old, told The Denver Claimer-Clarion that he is putting his Colorado marijuana shop up for sale. The Texas troubadour said that, at his age, it is just too much trouble to have to...
DENVER – The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has been asked by President Trump and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to try and come up with a strain of Marijuana that will combat the Coronavirus. Trump spoke with Virgil Chickarino, director of...
DENVER – The governor of Colorado has agreed to ship up to three tons of top grade cannabis to California. Due to the lack of rain, the Left Coast state has not produced as much pot as needed to meet the ever-increasing demand. California state...
DENVER – Governor John Hickenlooper of Colorado is very upset with President Trump, who mistakenly tweeted that traces of the Coronavirus had been found in the state’s supply of marijuana. Hickenlooper suggested that POTUS needs to worry about tha...
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