Funny story - Kirstie Alley Addresses Chelsea Handler's Cupcake Addiction Comment

Kirstie Alley Addresses Chelsea Handler's Cupcake Addiction Comment

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley has made it very clear that she cannot stand that skanky dishwater blonde talk show host Chelsea Handler. Alley recently appeared on The Viagra View and told Larry King that Handler is without a doubt the most evil, hat...

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Funny story - The White House Reports That The Pinata Party In Honor of Illegal Aliens Was A Huge Success

The White House Reports That The Pinata Party In Honor of Illegal Aliens Was A Huge Success

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax said that The First Annual White House Pinata Party was a huge success. The party was the brainchild of Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian presidential advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Lo...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama's Birth Certificate Is Missing

Michelle Obama's Birth Certificate Is Missing

WASHINGTON, D.C. - First Lady Michelle Obama has reportedly informed Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi that her birth certificate appears to be missing. Mrs. Obama said that she recently went to look for her birth certificate when daughter Malia s...

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Funny story - Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...

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Funny story - Many Democrats Are Now Wanting Gov. Andrew Cuomo to Throw His Hat Into the Presidential Ring

Many Democrats Are Now Wanting Gov. Andrew Cuomo to Throw His Hat Into the Presidential Ring

NEW YORK CITY - Governor Andrew Cuomo is receiving lots of praise from many people, including Republicans who are just simply fed up with Trump’s endless charade of non-presidential antics. People are saying that the New York governor conducts him...

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Funny story - Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee

Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee

Joe Biden never was terribly bright, and, at 77, he is losing too much of the grey matter that he once had. Nonetheless, you don’t grab as many women as he has over the years and still manage to become vice president and your party’s presidential no...

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Funny story - Picasso's Guernica Becomes Michelle Obama's Latest Fashion Gown

Picasso's Guernica Becomes Michelle Obama's Latest Fashion Gown

Picasso's anti war tour de force , the masterpiece, Guernica has tormented tyrants and ridiculed war mongers the world over. Bush's House Negro, Colin Powell was so ashamed of his call to unnecessary arms in Iraq at the UN that he sent the tapestry v...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama's Organic White House Garden Filled With Clinton Sewage

Michelle Obama's Organic White House Garden Filled With Clinton Sewage

Chemists called to the White House to test the composition of sludge in Michelle Obama's organic garden have discovered that it is human feces dating to the Clinton Administration. The First Lady was attempting to grow a true, organic garden and was...

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Funny story - Joe Biden Reveals The Women Who Are On His Short Vice-President List

Joe Biden Reveals The Women Who Are On His Short Vice-President List

NEW YORK CITY – Former Vice-President Joe Biden spoke with Anderson Cooper of CNN, and told him who he is considering to join him on the Democratic ticket. Biden said that it is no secret that he loves women. “I admire females for many reasons. Fo...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama To Appear In Parks And Recreation As Celebrity Obsessed Star Struck Ex- Wife Of US President

Michelle Obama To Appear In Parks And Recreation As Celebrity Obsessed Star Struck Ex- Wife Of US President

US First Lady Michelle Obama is set to appear in the television comedy Parks and Recreation. She is set to play a self promoting, celebrity obsessed and star struck, ex wife of the US President; her character, 'Michelle', will have some side split...

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Funny story - Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Hollywood, CA - On Monday's Family Feud show, when the question "what would you say to a man who lives with a transvestite?" came up, Steve Harvey went ballistic when none of the contestants could come up with any responses; all they did was blush an...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama calls in White House ghostbusters at phantom pregnancy reports

Michelle Obama calls in White House ghostbusters at phantom pregnancy reports

Washington - Someone who should know better has ghost-written a baby according to a pre-Halloween sweep of the White House septic tank. Spooky pest control operatives hired by the First Lady found half a dozen piss test swabs following a plumbing...

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Funny story - Obamas to Whitewash White House with Anal Bleach

Obamas to Whitewash White House with Anal Bleach

Sphincter, Ohio - After their recent tour of the White House with George and Laura Bush, Barack and Michelle Obama have decided to whitewash the White House with anal bleach before they take occupancy. "Out with the old, in with the new," said Michelle. "After eight years, that white trash has really trashed the place, top to bottom." "The exterior hasn't looked this bad since the British tr...

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Funny story - President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Jack Nicholson

President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Jack Nicholson

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jack Nicholson recently won a $100,000 bet when the Los Angeles Lakers managed to somehow limp into the NBA Western Conference playoffs. And now the star of Easy Rider, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, A Few Good Men and Oops...

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Funny story - Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Two fringe groups and a deranged scientist are all claiming that the Obama's official White House portraits are being used to send messages to the next galaxy, possibly giving an all clear for an alien invasion. "Maybe that's not what is happening...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama had affair with Joe Biden and Beyonce is their hush-hush secret

Michelle Obama had affair with Joe Biden and Beyonce is their hush-hush secret

Washington DC - A box of highly controversial documents once entrusted into Senator Ted Kennedy's safe keeping has come to light with the publication of an explosive new book about Beyonce Knowles. Published this week under the title 'Heavens, Kno...

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Funny story - Michelle's Victory Garden Already Paying Off: 3,000 Marijuana Plants Showing Profit!

Michelle's Victory Garden Already Paying Off: 3,000 Marijuana Plants Showing Profit!

Washington,DC/ Rolling Stone Magazine/ Business-Entrepreneur Section - A spokesperson for Michelle Obama said the First Lady was ecstatic that her Victory Garden, planted only last week to combat the higher cost of imported Marijuana from War Torn M...

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Funny story - Mitt Romney gets mammogram to get woman's vote

Mitt Romney gets mammogram to get woman's vote

First Mitt Romney goes with a darker make up to sway the Hispanic vote, now he has taken to getting mammograms to sway the female vote. Mitt Romney has has stepped into the radiology lab and put his breasts on the slab. Mitt Romney has come out ad...

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Funny story - President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Reports coming out of Johannesburg are that Michelle Obama is not a happy camper. It seems that during the memorial proceedings for President Nelson Mandela the American first lady happened to notice that her husband a...

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Funny story - Computer Hacker Breaks Into White House Computer Steals Michelle's Cornbread Recipes

Computer Hacker Breaks Into White House Computer Steals Michelle's Cornbread Recipes

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Spokesman Cal Colfax has confirmed that a computer hacker has broken into Michelle Obama's White House computer. The incident occurred while the first family was vacationing in Arizona. Colfax said that surveillance...

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