Funny story - Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Chicago, IL - Former President Barack Obama doesn't know what to do with himself these days. After months of travel and adventure camps, Obama remains without a job or sense of purpose. "Time of my life!" wrote Obama in a recent tweet which was qu...

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Funny story - Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Time Traveled To Copy Melania Trump's Speech

Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Time Traveled To Copy Melania Trump's Speech

Alex Jones, purveyor of crackpot conspiracy theories, is now saying that Melania Trump's RNC convention speech is proof that the Obama's have access to Hillary and Bill Clinton's time machine. Wait--what the hell? Yes, Alex Jones is pushing the...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Jealous of Joe Biden's Man Boobs

Michelle Obama Jealous of Joe Biden's Man Boobs

United States First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is jealous of Vice President Joe Biden and his man boobs. She said in confidence to a White House staffer that "I really ought to have the biggest tits and be the biggest boob in the White Hous...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"

Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"

Minneapolis - While it's not exactly a "Remember the Alamo!" battle cry, First Lady Michelle Obama is screeching that she will defend her signature school lunch program 'til the bitter end.' Ironically, this is how a majority of Americans view...

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Funny story - Many Democrats Are Now Wanting Gov. Andrew Cuomo to Throw His Hat Into the Presidential Ring

Many Democrats Are Now Wanting Gov. Andrew Cuomo to Throw His Hat Into the Presidential Ring

NEW YORK CITY - Governor Andrew Cuomo is receiving lots of praise from many people, including Republicans who are just simply fed up with Trump’s endless charade of non-presidential antics. People are saying that the New York governor conducts him...

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Funny story - Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee

Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee

Joe Biden never was terribly bright, and, at 77, he is losing too much of the grey matter that he once had. Nonetheless, you don’t grab as many women as he has over the years and still manage to become vice president and your party’s presidential no...

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Funny story - NASA to Fire Probe at Michelle Obama's Ass

NASA to Fire Probe at Michelle Obama's Ass

Kennedy Space Center - Stinging from a failed attempt to shoot a bomb at the moon to detect signs of water last week NASA scientists today announced plans to shoot an unmanned space probe at Michelle Obama's ass to search for signs of cellulite. S...

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Funny story - Obamas to Whitewash White House with Anal Bleach

Obamas to Whitewash White House with Anal Bleach

Sphincter, Ohio - After their recent tour of the White House with George and Laura Bush, Barack and Michelle Obama have decided to whitewash the White House with anal bleach before they take occupancy. "Out with the old, in with the new," said Michelle. "After eight years, that white trash has really trashed the place, top to bottom." "The exterior hasn't looked this bad since the British tr...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama's Birth Certificate Is Missing

Michelle Obama's Birth Certificate Is Missing

WASHINGTON, D.C. - First Lady Michelle Obama has reportedly informed Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi that her birth certificate appears to be missing. Mrs. Obama said that she recently went to look for her birth certificate when daughter Malia s...

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Funny story - OMG! Michelle finds used condom in Belgian Suite's royal four-poster!

OMG! Michelle finds used condom in Belgian Suite's royal four-poster!

London - It's been likened to a scene from UK TV's Hotel Inspector show where dubious boarding houses are condemned on Pubic Health & Safety fears. Today's news that America's First Lady found a used rubber in between the royal shits - er...sh...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

"I wish it were true", the President told ABC and other networks this morning "but it is not true, no matter how many tabloids you read." First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is not pregnant according to a Source at the White House. "The stor...

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Funny story - Vice-President Joe Biden To Open Up A Burger Restaurant

Vice-President Joe Biden To Open Up A Burger Restaurant

DOVER, Delaware - It is no secret that President Obama and Vice-President Biden both love hamburgers. Vice-President Biden has just announced that he will be opening up a hamburger joint in his home state in a few months. Biden's Burgers should...

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Funny story - Obamas in London - Michelle wows the media with her fashion sense. Prince Philip asks Prez: "Wherever did you get those gleaming white teeth?"

Obamas in London - Michelle wows the media with her fashion sense. Prince Philip asks Prez: "Wherever did you get those gleaming white teeth?"

G20 SUMMIT - LONDON: Mr. and Mrs. Obama came to London to see the Queen and wowed everyone. The ever-fawning British media went into raptures over Michelle's fashion-sense; microphones caught every Presidential pause and of course there was the usu...

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Funny story - Rumours of marriage problems threaten to overshadow Michelle Obama's 50th birthday

Rumours of marriage problems threaten to overshadow Michelle Obama's 50th birthday

The foreign press are abuzz with the news that not everything is not well at the White House. Perhaps it's more than political bickering that has turned the President hair white. Although the press here is 90% pro-Obama, this isn't so in other...

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Funny story - Obama Shocker: I did not have sex with that Ballet Dancer, Rahm Emanuel!"

Obama Shocker: I did not have sex with that Ballet Dancer, Rahm Emanuel!"

A newly repentant President Barry Obama, having 'come to Jesus' a few hours ago, was forced to clarify his relationship with soon to be departed House Senior Advisor Rahm Emanuel, a former Ballet Dancer saying, "I did not have sex with that man!"...

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Funny story - Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain

Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain

Larry Flynt Daily Sex Report - The hot item today is a bombshell of off-campaign remarks made by Michelle Obama. Appearing on the Spokane, Washington radio talk show show, 'Top U.S. Hos Talk About Their Studs,' the obviously-inebriated Ms. Obama...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Admits Blow Up Doll Of Obama Better Than Obama!

Michelle Obama Admits Blow Up Doll Of Obama Better Than Obama!

Poor President Obama. First the Republicans kick most of his fellow Democrats out of office and replace them. Now Michelle has bought an Obama blow-up doll from China to keep her company while he is on the road. "She won't quit talking about the (...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Pregnant

Michelle Obama Pregnant

Stork's Landing, Illinois - It was smiles all around at the Obama house as First Mama, Michelle Obama, announced she is pregnant. The wife of President-elect Barack Obama broke the news at an impromptu press conference earlier today. "Yes, it's tr...

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Funny story - Joe Biden Admits His Man Boobs Are Implants

Joe Biden Admits His Man Boobs Are Implants

United States Vice President Joe Biden admitted on Monday that his man boobs are actually breast implants. Biden said that the surgery was done last year by a Boston plastic surgeon before his abortive run for the Presidency. Said Biden, "The i...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Says She May Become A Blonde

Michelle Obama Says She May Become A Blonde

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama recently visited with actress NeNe Leakes on the set of her reality television show The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The first lady reportedly got along great with the sometimes outspoken NeNe who has appeared on D...

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