Funny story - Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee

Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee

Joe Biden never was terribly bright, and, at 77, he is losing too much of the grey matter that he once had. Nonetheless, you don’t grab as many women as he has over the years and still manage to become vice president and your party’s presidential no...

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Funny story - Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Time Traveled To Copy Melania Trump's Speech

Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Time Traveled To Copy Melania Trump's Speech

Alex Jones, purveyor of crackpot conspiracy theories, is now saying that Melania Trump's RNC convention speech is proof that the Obama's have access to Hillary and Bill Clinton's time machine. Wait--what the hell? Yes, Alex Jones is pushing the...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Agrees To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars' And Will Be Paired With Maksim Chmerkovskiy, "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom"

Michelle Obama Agrees To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars' And Will Be Paired With Maksim Chmerkovskiy, "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom"

HOLLYWOOD - The host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron has just put all of the First Lady rumors to rest. He has informed the entertainment media that Michelle Obama, 48, wife of the nation's 44th president, Barack Obama has in fact agreed...

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Funny story - Laura Bush Snubs Michelle Obama on White House Tupperware Party Invite

Laura Bush Snubs Michelle Obama on White House Tupperware Party Invite

At Thursday's White House Tupperware Party, Laura Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Dole, Hillary Clinton, and many other famous Washington women will learn how to lock in freshness and burp their bowls. Michelle Obama, however, will not be among th...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Eight-Months Pregnant

Michelle Obama Eight-Months Pregnant

Chicago, Illinois-- Michelle Obama revealed she is eight-months pregnant with twin boys. The twins are due Election Day. Michelle confessed she is "carrying low and in the back" and that's why her ass is so big. She spoke exclusively to me in...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Jealous of Joe Biden's Man Boobs

Michelle Obama Jealous of Joe Biden's Man Boobs

United States First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is jealous of Vice President Joe Biden and his man boobs. She said in confidence to a White House staffer that "I really ought to have the biggest tits and be the biggest boob in the White Hous...

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Funny story - Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Chicago, IL - Former President Barack Obama doesn't know what to do with himself these days. After months of travel and adventure camps, Obama remains without a job or sense of purpose. "Time of my life!" wrote Obama in a recent tweet which was qu...

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Funny story - Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain

Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain

Larry Flynt Daily Sex Report - The hot item today is a bombshell of off-campaign remarks made by Michelle Obama. Appearing on the Spokane, Washington radio talk show show, 'Top U.S. Hos Talk About Their Studs,' the obviously-inebriated Ms. Obama...

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Funny story - First Lady drives 100 miles with flat tire

First Lady drives 100 miles with flat tire

Michelle Obama drove 100 miles with a flat tire, ruining a $700 alloy wheel, she told her hairdresser yesterday. "But I didn't tell Barack about it", she confessed. Most of her body guards do not go on theme park rides any longer as a drive with...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Admits Blow Up Doll Of Obama Better Than Obama!

Michelle Obama Admits Blow Up Doll Of Obama Better Than Obama!

Poor President Obama. First the Republicans kick most of his fellow Democrats out of office and replace them. Now Michelle has bought an Obama blow-up doll from China to keep her company while he is on the road. "She won't quit talking about the (...

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Funny story - Obummer admits to homosexual affair with alien

Obummer admits to homosexual affair with alien

Prezident Obummer has come clean--well, relatively clean. He confessed to having had a love affair with an alien--not an illegal alien from Mexico, but with a Vulcan--well, a half human, half-Vulcan. "I loved Spock," the prezident gushed. "H...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Is Very Unhappy With Her Husband's Flirtatious Ways

Michelle Obama Is Very Unhappy With Her Husband's Flirtatious Ways

WASHINGTON, D.C. - While most of the country was buried under snow, the Obama's were vacationing in beautiful Hawaii. But a close inside source stated that actually the First Couple was going through one heck of a blizzard. It appears that the...

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Funny story - President Obama Attempts to Sway Middle Aged Female Voters

President Obama Attempts to Sway Middle Aged Female Voters

President Barack Obama sought to woo women voters at a taping of the daytime talk show "The View," by flirting with his wife and bearing gifts of sexual toys and candies for the hosts, but he could not escape tough questions on his and the First Lady...

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Funny story - President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Reports coming out of Johannesburg are that Michelle Obama is not a happy camper. It seems that during the memorial proceedings for President Nelson Mandela the American first lady happened to notice that her husband a...

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Funny story - Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"

Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"

Minneapolis - While it's not exactly a "Remember the Alamo!" battle cry, First Lady Michelle Obama is screeching that she will defend her signature school lunch program 'til the bitter end.' Ironically, this is how a majority of Americans view...

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Funny story - The real truth behind the 'Royal hug' - why the Queen reached out to Michelle.

The real truth behind the 'Royal hug' - why the Queen reached out to Michelle.

LONDON - The world media has been driving itself crazy over the Royal hug wondering whether Michelle Obama had broken protocol in hugging the Queen or whether Her Majesty herself had finally turned human deciding to hug someone other than her handbag...

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Funny story - Michelle Flamencos Tax Payers While Barack Practices Crossover Dribble

Michelle Flamencos Tax Payers While Barack Practices Crossover Dribble

Unable to find time to be with her husband on his birthday, Michelle Obama, called by New York Daily News reporter, Andrea Tantaros, a "Modern-day Marie Antoinette" for her extravagant holiday in Spain, visited a bar in Sacromonte, Granada in Souther...

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Funny story - Travel Channel Offers Michelle Obama Her Own Show

Travel Channel Offers Michelle Obama Her Own Show

First Lady Michelle Obama has seen a drop in her approval rating, largely due to her trip to Spain where she and her entourage enjoyed luxurious accommodations. Conservative pundits have called her a modern-day Marie Antoinette for taking such an ext...

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Funny story - Michelle's Victory Garden Already Paying Off: 3,000 Marijuana Plants Showing Profit!

Michelle's Victory Garden Already Paying Off: 3,000 Marijuana Plants Showing Profit!

Washington,DC/ Rolling Stone Magazine/ Business-Entrepreneur Section - A spokesperson for Michelle Obama said the First Lady was ecstatic that her Victory Garden, planted only last week to combat the higher cost of imported Marijuana from War Torn M...

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Funny story - Obamas to Whitewash White House with Anal Bleach

Obamas to Whitewash White House with Anal Bleach

Sphincter, Ohio - After their recent tour of the White House with George and Laura Bush, Barack and Michelle Obama have decided to whitewash the White House with anal bleach before they take occupancy. "Out with the old, in with the new," said Michelle. "After eight years, that white trash has really trashed the place, top to bottom." "The exterior hasn't looked this bad since the British tr...

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