Funny story: Michelle Obama's Birth Certificate Is Missing

Michelle Obama's Birth Certificate Is Missing

WASHINGTON, D.C. - First Lady Michelle Obama has reportedly informed Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi that her birth certificate appears to be missing. Mrs. Obama said that she recently went to look for her birth certificate when daughter Malia s...

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Funny story: Mixed Martial Arts: Rush Limbaugh v Michelle Obama

Mixed Martial Arts: Rush Limbaugh v Michelle Obama

Rush "Darth Moronus" Limbaugh and Michelle "Pit Bull" Obama squared off in the octagon last night in a grudge match to end all grudge matches. The war of the words started last week with this salvo from Rush, "What is it - no, I'm trying to say...

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Funny story: Smokefree America After Both Barack & Michelle's Butts!

Smokefree America After Both Barack & Michelle's Butts!

The anti-smoking Smokefree group of America have heard enough about President Obama's smoking habit and have delivered a letter that they will not endorse him in the 2012 election if he cannot become a better example to today's youth. "We have be...

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Funny story: President Obama's Mama-In-Law Caught Using The White House Oval Office Red Phone

President Obama's Mama-In-Law Caught Using The White House Oval Office Red Phone

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The secret service is doing it's very best to keep a certain late night White House Oval Office incident secret. According to a very reliable, inside source who did not want her name revealed, President Obama's mother-in-law, Ma...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria To Have Her Own Cooking Show

Eva Longoria To Have Her Own Cooking Show

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Desperate Housewives is thrilled at the fact that she will be having her very own cooking show starting in December. Longoria told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she has agreed to host a new Nourishment...

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Funny story: Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Offering yet another death blow to the American Economy, Michelle Obama's President's Day visit to Vail caused the resort to shut all three of its runs for security, leaving one open for Michelle & Friends to go 'Tubing' down the Bunny Tail witho...

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Funny story: President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

"This is remarkable", stated Michelle Obama and her daughters agreed. "I guess the American people appreciate us after all." The First Lady was talking about all the great gifts, over 4000 at the last count, they have received from ordinary citize...

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Funny story: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue seeks to secede from Union

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue seeks to secede from Union

WASHINGTON, D. C. - With the stroke of a pen, President Barak Obama signed an executive order by which 1600 Pennsylvania is no longer part of the United States. "We've seceded," First Lady Michelle Obama confirmed rumors that the nation's capitol is...

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Funny story: Dick Durbin Inks Two Book Deal to Re-Wright Devine Comedy

Dick Durbin Inks Two Book Deal to Re-Wright Devine Comedy

When Rep. Dick Durbin was asked about Maureen Dowd's article in the New York Times concerning the Republican's targeting Michelle Obama:...

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Funny story: Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Obama is not talking to the President or to us at the present. Just the same, we paid a little extra just to hear from some people who keep their eyes and pockets open at the nations capitol. "Mad? Is that woman mad? She's giving him l...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama's Organic White House Garden Filled With Clinton Sewage

Michelle Obama's Organic White House Garden Filled With Clinton Sewage

Chemists called to the White House to test the composition of sludge in Michelle Obama's organic garden have discovered that it is human feces dating to the Clinton Administration. The First Lady was attempting to grow a true, organic garden and was...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Hits The Roof As She Sees A Text Message To Her Husband From The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Michelle Obama Hits The Roof As She Sees A Text Message To Her Husband From The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that there was a pretty good fireworks display the other night. The light show took place in the Presidential Bedroom. An inside source stated that the first lady saw a text message from Hel...

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Funny story: A Day In The Life Of Obama As Seen Through FOX News

A Day In The Life Of Obama As Seen Through FOX News

Media experts have been observing a recent trend in how seemingly simple events are portrayed by our news sources. Radical interpretations of ordinary incidents in the lives of the famous seem to be going through major distortions. How we perceive events in our reality is colored by prejudices, opinions and attitudes that we already have present in our minds. Nowhere is this more evident t...

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Funny story: Brit media admits G20 summit is a farce. "Nobody cares about world poverty - this is just an excuse for a First Wives Fashion parade"

Brit media admits G20 summit is a farce. "Nobody cares about world poverty - this is just an excuse for a First Wives Fashion parade"

G20 SUMMIT - LONDON: The Brit media has finally confirmed what the world has always known. The G20 summits are 'just a farce'. Media mogul Rowdy Rudolph admitted that "This has got nothing to do with solving world poverty, or terrorism or AIDS...

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Funny story: Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama calls in White House ghostbusters at phantom pregnancy reports

Michelle Obama calls in White House ghostbusters at phantom pregnancy reports

Washington - Someone who should know better has ghost-written a baby according to a pre-Halloween sweep of the White House septic tank. Spooky pest control operatives hired by the First Lady found half a dozen piss test swabs following a plumbing...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama To Appear In Parks And Recreation As Celebrity Obsessed Star Struck Ex- Wife Of US President

Michelle Obama To Appear In Parks And Recreation As Celebrity Obsessed Star Struck Ex- Wife Of US President

US First Lady Michelle Obama is set to appear in the television comedy Parks and Recreation. She is set to play a self promoting, celebrity obsessed and star struck, ex wife of the US President; her character, 'Michelle', will have some side split...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Pregnant

Michelle Obama Pregnant

Stork's Landing, Illinois - It was smiles all around at the Obama house as First Mama, Michelle Obama, announced she is pregnant. The wife of President-elect Barack Obama broke the news at an impromptu press conference earlier today. "Yes, it's tr...

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Funny story: Did the BBC 'Spooks' series accidentally out Michelle Obama?

Did the BBC 'Spooks' series accidentally out Michelle Obama?

London - (Spooky Mess): Did the BBC's gripping espionage series 'Spooks' inadvertantly out US First Lady Michelle Obama as a Russian spy? That is the latest intelligence poser baffling the US Joint Chiefs of Stuff after they viewed the UK spy dra...

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