Funny story: In 2024, Ivanka Trump will Become First Woman President

In 2024, Ivanka Trump will Become First Woman President

The year 2016 marks an important time in American politics which will be noted not by the fact that Donald Trump won for president but by the fact the Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton ran for president. Despite Jeb's and Hillary's losses, the 2016 election cycle will be considered the time that America embraced the concept of dynastic presidential politics, where the candidacies of a brother and...

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Funny story: President Obama Apologizes To His Wife

President Obama Apologizes To His Wife

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source has stated that he learned that President Obama recently apologized to Michelle about the rumors regarding Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt. The president and Denmark's prime minister were photog...

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Funny story: Michelle Reportedly Struggles Picking Gifts for India PM; Settles on Wal Mart Gift Card & Toilet Paper!

Michelle Reportedly Struggles Picking Gifts for India PM; Settles on Wal Mart Gift Card & Toilet Paper!

Michelle Obama, socially challenged when it comes to gifting visiting or host leaders of the free world, found herself perplexed again when it came time to pick some gifts for her latest host, the PM of India. With her husband in tow, including th...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Jealous of Joe Biden's Man Boobs

Michelle Obama Jealous of Joe Biden's Man Boobs

United States First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is jealous of Vice President Joe Biden and his man boobs. She said in confidence to a White House staffer that "I really ought to have the biggest tits and be the biggest boob in the White Hous...

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Funny story: NASA to Fire Probe at Michelle Obama's Ass

NASA to Fire Probe at Michelle Obama's Ass

Kennedy Space Center - Stinging from a failed attempt to shoot a bomb at the moon to detect signs of water last week NASA scientists today announced plans to shoot an unmanned space probe at Michelle Obama's ass to search for signs of cellulite. S...

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Funny story: China prepares for war in response to Obama calling his dog

China prepares for war in response to Obama calling his dog

WASHINGTON DC - A panicky First Lady called our news desk while seated on her throne: the Chinese military, who had been bugging and listening in on the White House, is at the highest level of military alertness; this in response to the President cal...

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Funny story: Obama fires himself appoints Michelle Secretary of Defense

Obama fires himself appoints Michelle Secretary of Defense

Yesterday the President decided he must step down, following a long consultation with himself at the mirror in a white house bathroom. He was willing, he said to news services, to swap positions with Joe Biden and let him try the presidency while...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark

Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source is reporting that the First Mama AKA Michelle Obama is pretty much fit to be tied regarding her husband's upcoming trip to Denmark. Mrs. Obama has reportedly told her husband in no uncertain terms that he be...

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Funny story: 'Absolutely no lip-synching!' Beyoncé promises ahead of serenading Michelle on her 50th this Saturday night

'Absolutely no lip-synching!' Beyoncé promises ahead of serenading Michelle on her 50th this Saturday night

Washington - Almost exactly one year ago she wowed the Presidential Inauguration Ceremony audience with a knock-out rendition of the US National Anthem in a lip-sync performance equivalent of the National Air Guitar championships. The strain on he...

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Funny story: BO has MO on Waffles

BO has MO on Waffles

Michele Obama surprised her supporters today by expressing her affection for waffles, especially when served by her husband, Barack. The First Lady is known for promoting healthy food, and most would not expect waffles to make her approval list.

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Agrees To Play President Obama In A Benefit Tennis Match

Maria Sharapova Agrees To Play President Obama In A Benefit Tennis Match

WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of the world's top professional tennis pros, Maria Sharapova, has agreed to play the president of the United States in a benefit tennis match. The match will take place in the summer at The Dr. Renee Richards Tennis Courts i...

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Funny story: Obama Contemplated Replacing Biden in 2012 Campaign Because "He Never Flushes His Shit"

Obama Contemplated Replacing Biden in 2012 Campaign Because "He Never Flushes His Shit"

Leaked Galleys from Taking Fire For Talking Points, Jay Carney's tell-all memoir of his time as President Obama's press secretary, show that Obama wanted to dump Joe Biden from the Democratic ticket for the 2012 election because Biden never flushed t...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Reveals Her Favorite Hip Hop Rap Band

Michelle Obama Reveals Her Favorite Hip Hop Rap Band

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was recently interviewed by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. The First Lady was asked if she had a favorite music television show. She replied that her and her husband and the girls enjoy watching Amer...

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Funny story: Dick Durbin Inks Two Book Deal to Re-Wright Devine Comedy

Dick Durbin Inks Two Book Deal to Re-Wright Devine Comedy

When Rep. Dick Durbin was asked about Maureen Dowd's article in the New York Times concerning the Republican's targeting Michelle Obama:...

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Funny story: First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'

First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'

WASHINGTON, DC - First Lady Michele Obama responded via Twitter to Former First Lady Barbara Bush's recent Skype address, stating that "she hasn't had 'too many Bushes'", by saying she has had way too many bushes. Besides having to endure preside...

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Funny story: President Obummer plays Tiddlywinks with the Dahlia Lama

President Obummer plays Tiddlywinks with the Dahlia Lama

WHITEWASHINGTON, D. C. -- In an attempt to erode U. S.-Chinese relations, as he has eroded those between the U. S. and most of its allies, President Barack ("B. O.") Obummer met with Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama on Friday, February 21.

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Funny story: Obummer's library faces "challenges"

Obummer's library faces "challenges"

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC — The secret design for the Baroque Insane Obummer Unpresidential Libary was approved by the Windy City, officials saying the plans passed the “smell test.” However, the library faces funding challenges. “Nobody wants to pay fo...

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Funny story: President Obama Confesses That His Favorite Reality TV Show Is The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

President Obama Confesses That His Favorite Reality TV Show Is The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently invited a group of television writers and reporters to the White House to talk about the state of modern day television shows and programming. The president expressed to them that he would like to see a...

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Funny story: Beyoncé only got to sing 'because she's Michelle's daughter' according to reports

Beyoncé only got to sing 'because she's Michelle's daughter' according to reports

Washington AC/DC - "That's why Michelle was looking daggers at him during the Inauguration Lunch," Republican House Speaker John Boehner's shoe-shine boy commented today on the decision to cherry-pick popular entertainer Beyoncé Knowles to sing the S...

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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden Comes Up With A Brilliant Idea For President Obama To Bring In The Voters and Their Cash Donations

Vice-President Joe Biden Comes Up With A Brilliant Idea For President Obama To Bring In The Voters and Their Cash Donations

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has named Vice-President Biden to be the chairman of The Let's Bring In The Voters Committee. The vice-president suggested to his boss that one way to bring in voters plus voter contributions would be for the pre...

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