Demi Lovato To Pay For 10,000 Trump Campaign Buttons

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 25 March 2020

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Demi confided in her tattooist that she feels Trump has the C-19 but will never, ever admit it.

LOS ANGELES – Well, once again it’s a presidential campaign year, and, this year, popular pop star, Demi Lovato, who claims to be related to French actress Brigitte Bardot and wrestling legend Bill Goldberg, is jumping into the fray with both feet.

The 5 foot 4 inch dynamo just informed Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she will be paying to have 10,000 Trump campaign buttons produced.

San Guacamole, knowing that Lovato is a registered Democrat, remarked that she was stunned because other than Robert De Niro, Rosie O’Donnell, The Golden State Warriors, and Pope Francis, Demi is the most anti-Trumper in the world.

Miss Lovato broke out laughing, and said that the buttons are not pro-Trump, but are actually anti-Trump.

When asked what the buttons will say, Demi replied, “Down With The Liar-in-Chief - aka Chairman Trumpski.”

She then added that when summer rolls along, she hopes to have another 10,000 produced, but with an X-rated theme.

Lovato disclosed that the second batch of anti-Trump campaign buttons will be featuring Stormy Daniels sitting on the orange tweet creep's lap.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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