LAS VEGAS – Now that the number one entertainment mecca of the world has come to a total standstill, many Las Vegas employees are having to apply for unemployment benefits.
One group of individuals that is really feeling the pinch,is the wild, wicked world of prostitution. Estimates are that 99.2% of those ladies of the evening (or the afternoon) are now just sitting around at home counting their hundred dollar bills.
One harlot who identified herself by her working name (FiFi McTrix), was interviewed by Huckleberry Citrus of LaLaLand Daily. She said that she has tons of makeup, wigs, 6-inch stiletto heels, crotchless panties, and a whip just sitting around idly.
FiFi commented that she will be applying for unemployment benefits, food stamps, dental assistance, and free pap smears.
Another ‘pavement princess’, Jolene Manola, said that she has a husband and five children that totally depend on her. She remarked that she will probably end up having to sell some of her fancy imported French underwear on eBay just to make ends meet (no pun intended).
Jolene disclosed that she heard on Fox News that Trump has said that he will be prohibiting the nation’s Unemployment Agency from paying out any unemployment payments to, as he calls them, hookers.
SIDENOTE: Stormy Daniels was asked to comment on Trump’s remarks, and she said that Donnie paid her $130,000 for her to say that he did not sexually collude with her, and that it was all just a Democratic hoax.