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Funny story: MAGA Pigeons Flock To Vegas To See Trump

MAGA Pigeons Flock To Vegas To See Trump

BILLINGSGATE POST: Even the most crazed Trump supporters couldn’t believe that when Air Force One landed yesterday in Las Vegas for a giant Trump rally, that they would witness a miracle. Speaking of miracles, the president opened the rally by in...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Seen Carrying Women's Handbag

Conor McGregor Seen Carrying Women's Handbag

He may be a tough guy, and he may have knocked-out American, Donald 'Cowboy' Cerrone, inside 40 seconds in his UFC comeback fight on Saturday, but Conor McGregor also has his softer side, and this became apparent to fans when the Irishman was later s...

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Funny story: Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”

Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”

White House, Washington: Donald Trump outlines his War plans, based on the documentary series of Bilko. “As President of the United States, I feel compelled to advise you to watch the whole series of Sargeant Bilko, a well put together series of...

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Funny story: Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

President Donald Trump today revealed details of his plans for the development of land in the border area with Mexico, plans which are dominated by the somewhat surprising intention to build a number of 'Supercasinos'. The casinos would, Trump say...

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Funny story: Gambling in Las Vegas or on our knees in the transept. Nuns just wanna have fun!

Gambling in Las Vegas or on our knees in the transept. Nuns just wanna have fun!

Two naughty nuns have been spotted gambling in Las Vegas on slot machines and Blackjack tables with money they slipped into their wimples. When asked by their boss, a Papal rep, where in "heaven's name" (get it?) did they get the money from and wh...

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Funny story: Shooter's Motives Remain a Mystery

Shooter's Motives Remain a Mystery

Five days into their investigation, the FBI remains baffled as to what motivated shooter Stephen Paddock to gun down over five hundred tasteless, tone deaf country hicks at a Las Vegas concert. "We found an impressive selection of jazz and classic...

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Funny story: In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called 'American' gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax and that Las Vegas doesn't even exist. The Gun Enth...

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Funny story: Gun Nut Layme DeRierre Says the Real Victim in the Las Vegas Mass Shooting Was the Much-maligned AR-15 Assault Rifle

Gun Nut Layme DeRierre Says the Real Victim in the Las Vegas Mass Shooting Was the Much-maligned AR-15 Assault Rifle

Fairfax, VA--Layme DeRierre, CEO and Executive Vice President of the Gun Nut's Lobby, today said that the true victim of the mass shooting in Las Vegas was the AR-15 assault rifle used to kill over fifty people, in what is now the largest mass shooti...

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Funny story: Elvis Comes Back As Andy Kaufman Impersonator

Elvis Comes Back As Andy Kaufman Impersonator

Las Vegas - Elvis sightings in Las Vegas are nothing new, in fact they are a nightly occurrence. So it is not surprising that a new act with someone who looks just like Elvis would show up and imitate Andy Kaufman. "Its an amazing act," said Elean...

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Funny story: Trump Tweets Denials as Vegas Bets on Trumpgate

Trump Tweets Denials as Vegas Bets on Trumpgate

Las Vegas, NV - Gentlemen, and Ladies, place your bets. Trumpgate is the hottest game in Vegas. For $100 wager, gamblers can choose the number of days or years Trump will remain in the office of President before being forced to resign or impeached...

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Funny story: Congress Approves National Park Themed Vegas Casino

Congress Approves National Park Themed Vegas Casino

Congress came back from their summer break and in a rare moment of bipartisan unity passed a bill to fund the building of a government owned hotel and casino in Las Vegas. Some say the charged and divisive 2016 presidential race spurred together Demo...

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Funny story: Government Investagates Superbowl Fix

Government Investagates Superbowl Fix

Federal Investigators are looking into allegations that this years Superbowl was a fixed game. Insiders at the FBI have revealed that information attained through long time informers and NFL insiders has led them to question the decision by the Seatt...

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Funny story: Sports Betting Good for Heart Health and Blood Pressure Says Las Vegas Casino Owners

Sports Betting Good for Heart Health and Blood Pressure Says Las Vegas Casino Owners

Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas casino owners concluded a study and released the findings today. They found that gambling on anything, but especially sports, is very therapeutic and has many benefits, including lowering the risk of heart attack, stroke, and...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Says No To The Milwaukee Bucks Desire To Move To Slot Machine City

Las Vegas Says No To The Milwaukee Bucks Desire To Move To Slot Machine City

LAS VEGAS - The Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce heard about the NBA Milwaukee Bucks desire to move the team to Las Vegas. And by a unanimous vote they have voted not to allow the Bucks team to move from Milwaukee to Las Vegas. They pointed out th...

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Funny story: The NBA's Cellar Dwellers, The Milwaukee Bucks May Be Leaving Milwaukee

The NBA's Cellar Dwellers, The Milwaukee Bucks May Be Leaving Milwaukee

MILWAUKEE - An inside source with the Milwaukee Bucks organization has said that the Bucks ownership may be throwing in the (losing) towel and leaving Beer City. The Bucks have been languishing in the NBA cellar for most of the year and presently...

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Funny story: President Obama Makes An Astonishing Comment About Area 51

President Obama Makes An Astonishing Comment About Area 51

LAS VEGAS - President Obama traveled to Las Vegas to speak at the Annual Retired Casino Card Dealers Dinner. He told the assembled group that he wanted them all to know that he did not have any aces up his sleeve. He then kidded that he did have a...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Reports $48 Billion Has Been Bet On Super Bowl 48

Las Vegas Reports $48 Billion Has Been Bet On Super Bowl 48

LAS VEGAS - The Las Vegas Betting Coalition has just issued a report stating that Super Bowl XLVIII has just set a record for bets. An insider stated that as of Saturday morning, February 1, at 11:45 a.m. the total amount of money that had been be...

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