DALLAS - (Satire News) - The nation's foremost polling agency, QuinniPinni, has just announced that after conducting over 27,000 polls in every one of the 50 states, the runaway winner in the "Which US City Has The Prettiest Prostitutes in The Sex Bu…
Kari Lake has no good jobs left, so she’s thinking of taking a page from Lauren Boebert’s book of employment and become an escort – but only for Republican Christians who don’t like sex but who want to sit around and talk about how easy it is to stea…
Global Warming started in the 1800's in England. Wealthy Victorian men loved their Prostitutes and there were huge numbers of the female Entrepreneurs in England. The coal - fired textile Mills were booming - so the male mill Workers had ple…
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has compiled a list of texts from prostitutes who ply their trade in Brooklyn, the Bronx, and Queens. These street walkers have all been working girls for lots of years;…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper has just announced that the book that is #1 on the best seller list is Allegra Waterwell's novel, The Sandwalkers - Prostitutes of The Kalahari Desert." The book quickly shot…
Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene (would you like to buy another name? the more names a person has, the more insecure they are about their own identity … discuss) will soon be divorced, she’s ripe and ready! She called up her best bud, Lauren Boeber…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk, one of the leading info shows in the US, has just informed the public that Austin's Woman's Touch R-Rated Maid Service now has the distinction of being "The Best Maid Service in America." The ow…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer is reporting that the prostitute industry in the Bronx and Brooklyn is really in a tizzy. Reporter Carmine Calatino reported that the city of New York has implemented a 12% upcharge on…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - It did not take long for President Biden to act on the newly-implemented "Sex For Food Stamps" gimmick that the prostitutes of Brooklyn had devised. One well-known Brooklyn Lady of The Street, who goes by the nam…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Brooklyn Police Dept. has just learned from an undercover female officer, that prostitutes working the streets of Brooklyn, are so desperate that they are accepting food stamps in lieu of good old US greenbacks. One…
Dear Lauren ... how much? Easy question, don’t pretend it didn’t happen and that Ted Cruz wasn’t involved. Damn, girl, those pants are tight! I once heard that people, men and women, who wear tight pants really like the feel of those tight pants…
Melania Trump has revealed her upcoming line of “Hooker Wear”, for the professional and distinguished whore in you! Look like a high-priced call-girl when you’re out on the town, seeing a show, going to dinner with a “client”, or just lounging ar…
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The government of China continues to buy American banks, factories, sports teams, and now the Wild Whispers News Agency is reporting that the Chinese government has just purchased the biggest house of ill repute in the ent…
Everyone from condom manufacturers and toilet paper suppliers to chartered accountants and hairdressers are flying the Ukrainian flag to show their support for the war-torn nation. Even Elton John has said he would now like to be known as "Sergei".
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The oldest prostitute in the history of the “Golden Gate City” has just hung up her douche bag after 63 years in the sexual favors for money business. Hollywood Innuendo senior writer Fajita San Guacamole, broke the…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) reports that the highest paid prostitute in London makes a £520,000 a year [$707,200 US]. This fact was uncovered by Brompton Boxgrove, with the Tickety Boo News. He stated that he got the information from t…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Police Department has just issued a notice that 91% of all Brooklyn prostitutes would rather wear short shorts instead of short skirts. Detective Jacobi Ribbatiski, stated that when hookers wear their tight…
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