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Funny story: Hooker Wear ... by Melania

Hooker Wear ... by Melania

Melania Trump has revealed her upcoming line of “Hooker Wear”, for the professional and distinguished whore in you! Look like a high-priced call-girl when you’re out on the town, seeing a show, going to dinner with a “client”, or just lounging ar…

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Funny story: The Government of China Has Just Purchased The Largest Whorehouse in Las Vegas

The Government of China Has Just Purchased The Largest Whorehouse in Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The government of China continues to buy American banks, factories, sports teams, and now the Wild Whispers News Agency is reporting that the Chinese government has just purchased the biggest house of ill repute in the ent…

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Funny story: Russian hookers disguise their nationality to boost trade

Russian hookers disguise their nationality to boost trade

Everyone from condom manufacturers and toilet paper suppliers to chartered accountants and hairdressers are flying the Ukrainian flag to show their support for the war-torn nation. Even Elton John has said he would now like to be known as "Sergei".

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Funny story: San Francisco’s Oldest Prostitute Retires At The Age of 83

San Francisco’s Oldest Prostitute Retires At The Age of 83

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The oldest prostitute in the history of the “Golden Gate City” has just hung up her douche bag after 63 years in the sexual favors for money business. Hollywood Innuendo senior writer Fajita San Guacamole, broke the…

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Funny story: The Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]

The Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]

LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) reports that the highest paid prostitute in London makes a £520,000 a year [$707,200 US]. This fact was uncovered by Brompton Boxgrove, with the Tickety Boo News. He stated that he got the information from t…

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Funny story: Brooklyn Streetwalkers Prefer Wearing Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Miniskirts

Brooklyn Streetwalkers Prefer Wearing Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Miniskirts

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Police Department has just issued a notice that 91% of all Brooklyn prostitutes would rather wear short shorts instead of short skirts. Detective Jacobi Ribbatiski, stated that when hookers wear their tight…

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Funny story: Vienna Brothels Offer Discounts To Clientele Getting On Site Covid-19 Vaccinations

Vienna Brothels Offer Discounts To Clientele Getting On Site Covid-19 Vaccinations

Vienna, the capital of Austria, land of exquisite pastries like the Sachertorte, Linzer Torte, Kaiserschmarrn, and the Palatschinken, has announced a new marketing idea and way of luring reluctant citizens into getting a Covid-19 vaccination: Brothel…

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Funny story: American Males Visiting Bordello's Must Keep Their Condoms On!

American Males Visiting Bordello's Must Keep Their Condoms On!

US Male visitors frequenting 'ladies of the night' have started a protest movement against their privacy rights because the State of California has forbidden the removal of condoms during 'hot flings' with naughty ladies! Local Bordellos' have bee…

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Funny story: Tijuana, Mexico Announces It’s New “No Shot – No Check” Delta Dawn Pandemic Policy

Tijuana, Mexico Announces It’s New “No Shot – No Check” Delta Dawn Pandemic Policy

TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – When it comes to staying ahead of the pack, the border down of Tijuana, is mucho way ahead of the rest. The city of 2 million inhabitants has just issued a proclamation that anyone working in Tijuana, who does not…

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Funny story: Putin Claims That He Has Over a Dozen Video Tapes of Trump Cavorting With Moscow Whores

Putin Claims That He Has Over a Dozen Video Tapes of Trump Cavorting With Moscow Whores

MOSCOW – (Satire Gossip) – Reports coming out of the Kremlin, state that Russian President Vladimir Putin, who has now turned on DJT, is alleging that he has 14 tapes of his “American Puppet,” in various states of sexuitis delictiosus (i.e. screwing)…

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Funny story: The IRS Announces That They Will Begin To Tax Prostitutes Under The Pay For Sex Act

The IRS Announces That They Will Begin To Tax Prostitutes Under The Pay For Sex Act

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that there are thousands of whores upset-as-hell in all five New York City Borroughs. The IRS has just made it known that beginning immediately, prostitutes (i.e. whores, sluts, street walke…

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Funny story: The City of Miami Vows To Round Up All Whores and Ship Them To Alabama

The City of Miami Vows To Round Up All Whores and Ship Them To Alabama

MIAMI – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that the mayor and city council of Miami have had it with whores wandering all over downtown and plying their trade in plain site of decent tourists, local citizens, and Haitian immigrants. One MPD offi…

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Funny story: New York City Prostitutes Are Now Demanding Vax Proof From Their Johns

New York City Prostitutes Are Now Demanding Vax Proof From Their Johns

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – With the return of the Trumpapalooza Virus the Big Apple’s horde of streetwalkers (i.e. whores) have now announced that they will require all “Johns” (customers) to show their Covid card. Brooklyn’s infamous Maggie…

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Funny story: North Dakota To Implement The 2-Day Work Week

North Dakota To Implement The 2-Day Work Week

BISMARCK, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The North Dakota Senate has decided that due to the winters getting harsher and harsher, they have decided to implement a new 2-Day work week. The Senate passed the new law by a vote of 83 for, 16 against,…

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Funny story: A Pensacola Woman Swears That Her Gigantastic 44-DDDDDDD Tits Are 100% Real

A Pensacola Woman Swears That Her Gigantastic 44-DDDDDDD Tits Are 100% Real

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – A woman, who resides in Pensacola, recently told Pensacola’s ABC Affiliate Channel 44, that her size 44-DDDDDDD tits are positively 100% natural. Hilda Brisquette, who is an unemployed prostitute told Channel 4…

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Funny story: PM hails opening of Britain's free ports to international "trade"

PM hails opening of Britain's free ports to international "trade"

Boris Johnson has hailed free ports as the solution to the problems that weren't caused by Brexit at all. The first one opens this week in Scunthorpe. Britain hasn't had a free port since 2012 and the port is already controversial for the businesses…

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Funny story: The Valentine's Day tradition that gets the cream

The Valentine's Day tradition that gets the cream

Many Valentine's Day traditions are modern, commercial and trashy - the giving of cards, the pressure to send flowers - these are all recent inventions. Yet there is one popular tradition that is still going and started all the way back with St Valen…

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