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Funny story: The Valentine's Day tradition that gets the cream

The Valentine's Day tradition that gets the cream

Many Valentine's Day traditions are modern, commercial and trashy - the giving of cards, the pressure to send flowers - these are all recent inventions. Yet there is one popular tradition that is still going and started all the way back with St Valen…

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Funny story: Undercover New Jersey Police Woman Sues Department Over Proceeds From Her Undercover Work

Undercover New Jersey Police Woman Sues Department Over Proceeds From Her Undercover Work

Paramus, New Jersey undercover police woman, Linda Wonton, is suing her own police department over proceeds she earned while doing undercover work as a prostitute. Wonton believes she earned the proceeds legitimately, and is in full right of keeping…

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Funny story: Secret Documents Reveal That Rudy Giuliani is A Russian Spy

Secret Documents Reveal That Rudy Giuliani is A Russian Spy

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Documents have been discovered by the iNews organization that clearly show that Trump attorney and long-time friend Rudy Giuliani is, in fact, a Russian agent. Although millions of Americans have suspected that all alon…

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Funny story: New York City Prostitutes Are Angry That President Trump Has Cut Off Their Unemployment Benefits

New York City Prostitutes Are Angry That President Trump Has Cut Off Their Unemployment Benefits

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Fox News is reporting that there are lots of unhappy, unemployed streetwalkers in the Big Apple. It seems that all of the city’s prostitutes are no longer receiving their unemployment benefits, since President Trump…

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Funny story: Blackpool Pleasure Beach To Embrace Prostitution

Blackpool Pleasure Beach To Embrace Prostitution

There was great excitement in the British holiday industry yesterday, when it was announced that, from next year, one of the English Tourist Board's most vaunted attractions, Blackpool Pleasure Beach, will change its focus a little. The Pleasure B…

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Funny story: Deutsche Bank penalized and pays $150m for Jeffrey Epstein ties - but not the one he used to commit suicide

Deutsche Bank penalized and pays $150m for Jeffrey Epstein ties - but not the one he used to commit suicide

The beleaguered financial institution Deutsche Bank are reviewing their questionable investment in Jeffrey Epstein’s collection of fine silk ties, as it could be regarded as distasteful. Brinhilda Von B’Lox, the bank's risk analyst, said ‘Epstein…

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Funny story: Many of Nevada’s Prostitutes Are Applying For Unemployment Benefits

Many of Nevada’s Prostitutes Are Applying For Unemployment Benefits

LAS VEGAS – Now that the number one entertainment mecca of the world has come to a total standstill, many Las Vegas employees are having to apply for unemployment benefits. One group of individuals that is really feeling the pinch,is the wild, wic...

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Funny story: One of The Nation’s Most Infamous Prostitutes Says Her Business Has Dropped Off By 91% Because of The COVID-19

One of The Nation’s Most Infamous Prostitutes Says Her Business Has Dropped Off By 91% Because of The COVID-19

NEW ORLEANS - The dreaded Coronavirus scare is having an impact on everything and everyone, as evidenced by one Velvetina Winterwood, 29, of New Orleans. Velvy, as her friends, relatives, clients, and husband call her, is one of the most creativel...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew denies frequenting monkey prostitutes

Prince Andrew denies frequenting monkey prostitutes

In a shack in the remote jungles of Vietnam, a menu gives a hint to what is for sale inside. "Coco Kisses, 3 Dong," it says. The owner is eighty years old, and doesn't speak a word of English, but through a translator, he says that Prince Andrew...

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Funny story: Progressive NYC Madam Offers Lip Service to Feminism

Progressive NYC Madam Offers Lip Service to Feminism

Lila Blossom, who began providing sexual services to men in exchange for money at the age of 16, and now, at the age of 32, heads the Lotus Blossom Massage Cooperative in Harlem, New York, recently decided to offer lip service to feminism by official...

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Funny story: Muslim Prostitute Arrested In West Yorkshire Town

Muslim Prostitute Arrested In West Yorkshire Town

Police in West Yorkshire who arrested a Muslim woman on charges of prostitution after she was seen loitering on a street corner dressed in seductive Muslim-style garb, had to call for specialist lifting equipment when the woman steadfastly refused to...

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Funny story: Tory Knocking Shop Pimps Out Douchesse De Corbin

Tory Knocking Shop Pimps Out Douchesse De Corbin

London - (Sassy Ass Mess): A Westminster purveyor of knobs and knocker knock-offs has rolled out its eagerly-anticipated 2019 brass neck collection from the revamped Douchesse de Corbin street door range. Douchesse is thought to have been named a...

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Funny story: Serial Killer Solves Cold Case

Serial Killer Solves Cold Case

Chester, PA. (WTFM) -- Early this morning, while digging a shallow grave intended to be the final resting place for his latest victim, serial killer Derek Flatt uncovered a shallow grave containing a victim of serial killer, Justin Crabwell. Crabwe...

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Funny story: Nevada Brothels to Offer 50% Discount to Incels

Nevada Brothels to Offer 50% Discount to Incels

Young "incel" men, bitter and disillusioned by the discovery that they "can't get laid in a whorehouse", will soon be able to get laid for half price at any whorehouse in the state of Nevada, beginning this August. "We're doing this as a public se...

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Funny story: Pentagon Admits Spending 79 Trillion Dollars On Hookers And Blow

Pentagon Admits Spending 79 Trillion Dollars On Hookers And Blow

In honor of Earth Day, Pentagon officials decided to tell the American people the truth for once. In a special report that was temporarily declassified for only 24 hours, the Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces admitted that most of money supp...

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Funny story: Heather Coon the prostitute and spy

Heather Coon the prostitute and spy

But, alas: Heather Coon, the musician and also an M20 spy who was deported from Syria in 2010 after pleading guilty to conspiracy charges, is now being accused of engaging in a psychological war against Russian leader Adrik Vartanyan. She has bee...

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Funny story: Is prostitution natural?

Is prostitution natural?

Not that many people dream of becoming prostitutes. People don't have a favorable attitude of the worlds oldest profession. Many countries ban the act while others allow it in specific locations or only under certain circumstance. Is prostitution...

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