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Funny story: Trump Simply Goes Berserk When Reporters Ask Him Gotcha Questions

Trump Simply Goes Berserk When Reporters Ask Him Gotcha Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Since President Donald Trump will no longer be able to have his never-ending political campaign pep rallies, he has become very moody, downright depressed, and is stress-eating (as many as five Big Macs per day). He actually wan...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Close friends of first daughter, Ivanka Trump, have said that, lately, she has not been her normal, bubbly, blonde self. One very close friend who has known her since they were both in the second grade, said that Ivanka is alway...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Confesses That He Is Seriously Considering Cancelling The Upcoming Presidential Election

Donald Trump Confesses That He Is Seriously Considering Cancelling The Upcoming Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump recently met with his top adviser, Kellyanne Conway, and his daughter, Ivanka, and they have decided that it will probably be in the best interests of the country if the 2020 Presidential Election is cancelled. POTUS state...

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Funny story: Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was having lunch at a District of Columbia McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson. A reporter with RumorLand News asked him about the gossip that he has a tattoo of his daughter, Ivanka. Trump angrily pu...

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Funny story: The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Two of the White House maids have disclosed to a reporter with The Washington Globe Express that the huge mansion at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has run out of toilet paper. The two White House maids, who did not want to give their...

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Funny story: President Trump Divulges That He Will Not Be Too Concerned About the Coronavirus Unless a Trump Family Member Comes Down With It

President Trump Divulges That He Will Not Be Too Concerned About the Coronavirus Unless a Trump Family Member Comes Down With It

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump called in to a popular GOP radio show and said he wants everyone to stop panicking regarding the Coronavirus. He stated that as long as you wash your hands, and you don’t grab a woman by the you-know-what, and yo...

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Funny story: The Stock Market Continues To Spiral Downward and Trump Says He May Cut Social Security Payments By As Much as 70%

The Stock Market Continues To Spiral Downward and Trump Says He May Cut Social Security Payments By As Much as 70%

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source inside the White House divulged that President Trump has been seen stressing out more and more with each passing day. The stock market continues to set records for losses, and as Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi said to CNN's Do...

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Funny story: All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement I've always said, 'If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl.' Donald Trump Now Available on Amazon Love me or hate me, Donald Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants, and s...

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Funny story: President Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down

President Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down

CALEXICO, California – Before President Trump left for his trip to India, he and Ivanka visited the California border town of Calexico. Trump had flown there to find out why his beautiful perfect border wall has already fallen down a total of 19 t...

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Funny story: Too Many People (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

Too Many People (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

Too Many People Now available on Amazon If you're weak - which some people would like you to be - if you're really, really pathetically weak, the country's going to be overrun with millions of people. Donald Trump See, there are just too many p...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Walks Off Stephen Colbert's Late Night Talk Show

Ivanka Trump Walks Off Stephen Colbert's Late Night Talk Show

NEW YORK CITY – The nation’s first daughter, Ivanka Trump, appeared with Stephen Colbert on his late night talk show. She was introduced as President Trump’s oldest and most favorite daughter. Amazingly enough, out of the 200 audience members, onl...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Scared To Death That Roger Stone Is Going To Flip

Donald Trump Is Scared To Death That Roger Stone Is Going To Flip

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has just told a reporter for The Baltimore Beacon Star that “Trumper The Humper” is so afraid that Roger Stone is going to flip on him, that, for the past week, he has been peeing in his pants. The White Ho...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Talks About The Photos of Her Dressed In a Very Skimpy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Outfit

Ivanka Trump Talks About The Photos of Her Dressed In a Very Skimpy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Outfit

CALEXICO, California – The president’s first and most conceited daughter, Ivanka, was campaigning for her daddy out in Calexico, California. She was asked about the fact that her father lies more times per day than the entire populations of France...

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Funny story: The President Trump & Attorney General Barr Feud Is Getting Nastier By The Day

The President Trump & Attorney General Barr Feud Is Getting Nastier By The Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. – RumorLand News is reporting that Donald Trump has turned into a rabid, orange-colored pit bull, and is writing nasty tweets about William Barr. The man who Ariana Grande calls “El Orange Estupido”, said that Barr’s recent 65-pou...

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Funny story: President Trump To Dump V.P. Mike Pence and Replace Him With Daughter Ivanka on The GOP 2020 Ticket

President Trump To Dump V.P. Mike Pence and Replace Him With Daughter Ivanka on The GOP 2020 Ticket

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Baltimore Beacon-Star is reporting that a White House insider has stated that Vice-President Pence will not be on the GOP’s presidential ticket. An unnamed source said that Trump told one of the White House maids, whose init...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump, 38, Talks About Her Childhood Allowance and Her Daddy’s Kisses

Ivanka Trump, 38, Talks About Her Childhood Allowance and Her Daddy’s Kisses

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump’s first of two daughters recently talked with The Right Coast Revue regarding her childhood. She told Asburn Wasabi that, unlike most 12-year-old girls who had a Barbie Doll, Ivanka said that she had 34 Barbie Dolls, i...

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Funny story: President Trump Buys 13 McDonald's Restaurants

President Trump Buys 13 McDonald's Restaurants

Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump has informed Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine that he has signed an agreement to purchase 13 McDonald’s Restaurants. The president stated that he already owns 270,301 shares in the hamburger chain. “Look, it is no s...

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