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Trump Family Signs Contract for Reality Show to Compete With the Kardashians

Funny story: Trump Family Signs Contract for Reality Show to Compete With the Kardashians

Mar-A-Lago, FL Eric Trump has let it slip that the Trump family will star in their own reality show. It's planned to start as soon as Trump is removed from office. Most of the family believes that it won't be that long and are preparing. Some of t...

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Ivanka Trump Will Start Selling Designer Cages for Border Kids

Funny story: Ivanka Trump Will Start Selling Designer Cages for Border Kids

Trump Tower, NY Trump's daughter, Ivanka, who recently shuttered her clothing line because she was "too busy" (all the stores stopped selling it), announced that she will start the Ivanka Trump Designer Cage Co. "We just thought it was an idea who...

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Ivanka Receives North Korean Trademark For "McMuttleys" Dog Burger Franchise

Funny story: Ivanka Receives North Korean Trademark For "McMuttleys" Dog Burger Franchise

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Wall Street Journal reported today that Trump would not answer questions pertaining to a North Korean trademark awarded for the exclusive franchise rights to the new dog burger franchise named "McMuttleys." After taking co...

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Tiffany Trump to Get Own Talk Show

Funny story: Tiffany Trump to Get Own Talk Show

The E! Network, who brought the world the Kardashians, have just announced that they have inked a deal with Donald Trump's daughter Tiffany. She will host a talk show format. Tiffany was asked to comment and she said, "I hope to have others from...

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Kim Jong-Un Admits Yearning for Ivanka Trump, Correspondence Discovered

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Admits Yearning for Ivanka Trump, Correspondence Discovered

Pyongyang by way of Trump Tower. It may be just a matter of time. So far, however, stranger things have yet to happen in 2018. It could also be the most intriguing yet stillborn Romeo and Juliet relationship of the Twenty-first Century. Muelle...

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Ivanka, We Need to Talk

Funny story: Ivanka, We Need to Talk

Ivanka, it's Jared. We need to talk. It's about your dad and this whole Russia thing. I can't do what you're expecting me to do. Flynn just turned himself in, and you know, I'm the one who told Flynn to cut the deal on the sanctions. Your dad made me. But now your dad says he can't recall that, and he's going to throw me under the bus. He promises a pardon, and says I will never go to j...

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Trump Family Explains How Nothing in the Russian Election Interference Investigation Was Their Fault

Funny story: Trump Family Explains How Nothing in the Russian Election Interference Investigation Was Their Fault

Washington, DC The Trump Family held a press conference today that they only told Fox News about. Nevertheless, details of the family's press conference hit conventional media. Jarrad Kushner started out by saying that when they were contacted by...

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A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

Funny story: A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

President Trump called the International Space Station today to congratulate Commander Peggy Whitson for spending a record-breaking 534 days in orbit over her entire career as as astronaut, and the astronaut became dumbfounded when Mr. Trump asked he...

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Ivanka Trump in Trouble With Vatican For Reproducing Shroud of Turin on Bikini

Funny story: Ivanka Trump in Trouble With Vatican For Reproducing Shroud of Turin on Bikini

First Ivanka Trump's fashion company was sued for copying a chastity shoe (left foot only) made by FashionIkon in Transylvania. Now Ivanka Trump Collections™ is in hot water with the Vatican and true believers in the miracle of the shroud of Tu...

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Ivanka Trump Blasts "Cruel and Vicious" Media Reports of Family Vampirism and Abuse

Funny story: Ivanka Trump Blasts "Cruel and Vicious" Media Reports of Family Vampirism and Abuse

As she bit the head off of a chinchilla and drank its blood, Ivanka Trump called out the media for what she sees as harsh treatment of her father. "Some of the stories about my family I won't even dignify with a comment--I just can't believe the v...

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Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home at the NATO Conference

Funny story: Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home at the NATO Conference

Geneva, Switzerland President Donald Trump of the United States attended a NATO Conference and, in his daughter Ivanka's opinion, looked very presidential. Trump was criticized for pushing fellow attendees out of the way to be in front, but Ivan...

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Jared Kushner named Secretary of Everything

After almost every other staff member of President Trump's (brief pause to vomit) administration has either royally screwed up or committed outright treason, The Donald's son-in-law has been announced as "Secretary of Everything". "We trust Jare...

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President Trump and First Daughter Ivanka to Trade Jobs

Funny story: President Trump and First Daughter Ivanka to Trade Jobs

Washington, DC After Ivanka Trump's decision to bomb Syria following their poison gas attack, President Trump realized it was the first good press he had ever gotten. So he realized that Ivanka would do better. It was decided that since Ivanka wou...

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Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Funny story: Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...

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Trump Declares Day of Mourning for Victims of Sweden Disaster and the Bowling Green Massacre

Funny story: Trump Declares Day of Mourning for Victims of Sweden Disaster and the Bowling Green Massacre

Washington, DC Kellyanne Conway announced that Trump was declaring April 1st a national "Day of Mourning" for the victims of the Sweden Disaster and the Bowling Green Massacre. She said, "President Trump asks that everybody take a few minutes out of...

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Trump Interrupts Press Conference to Promote Daughter Ivanka's Clothing Line

Funny story: Trump Interrupts Press Conference to Promote Daughter Ivanka's Clothing Line

Washington, DC Ever since Trump tweeted negative feelings about Nordstrom dropping his daughter Ivanka's fashion line, there has been a lot of media blow back. Presidential shill Kellyanne Conway breaking a federal law on speaking out about how m...

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Gay couple force Trump daughter off commercial flight!

Funny story: Gay couple force Trump daughter off commercial flight!

"What's that Bi+ch doing on this plane and why is she in the economy area?!" An angry passenger travelling on the same Jet Blue Airline flight from NY to Florida screamed at stewardesses demanding that Ivanka Trump and her family be ejected or put in...

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Ivanka Trump Protects Demented Daddy Donald

Funny story: Ivanka Trump Protects Demented Daddy Donald

Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump's daughter, Ivanka, have called in a hypnotist to Trump Tower. Ronald P Johnson, world-renowned hypnotist, posed as an investor to get inside Trump's office. Inside sources reveal that once there he hypnotized the...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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