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Funny story: Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump Are Fighting Like Cats and Dogs

Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump Are Fighting Like Cats and Dogs

PALM SPRINGS, Florida – (Satire News) – An insider reports that the sparks are flying far and wide inside the Trump compound known as Mar-a-Lago. The source said that two Secret Service agents had to physically separate the wife and eldest daught…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Begs The Pope To Please Help Keep Him Out of Prison

Donald Trump Begs The Pope To Please Help Keep Him Out of Prison

PALM BEACH, Florida – - (Satire News) - Reports out of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago mansion state that he is beginning to feel the heat from all of his illegal shenanigans committed throughout the past decades. iRumors reported that he is so scared about go…

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Funny story: Trump’s Own Son-in-Law Jared Kushner Flips on Him

Trump’s Own Son-in-Law Jared Kushner Flips on Him

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In what political pundits are calling a concerted effort to save his ass and keep from going to prison, Ivanka’s wimpish husband, Jared Kushner, has flipped on his daddy-in-law. Jared "Sissy Britches" Kushner has al…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Ivanka Trump Denies The Lesbian Rumors

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz was the first news agency to report that the former first daughter, Ivanka Trump, was allegedly caught making out with a very attractive, much younger woman in Central Park. The individual who claims to have se…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Wants To Move To California Real Bad

Ivanka Trump Wants To Move To California Real Bad

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Several news agencies are reporting that D.J. Trump’s favorite child has decided that she wants to move to California. Ivanka Trump, 39, confided to her half-sister Tiffany Maples-Trump that she is sick and tired of her…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Confesses That Without His Toupee and His Orange Mascara, Donaldo Looks Like He’s 91

Melania Trump Confesses That Without His Toupee and His Orange Mascara, Donaldo Looks Like He’s 91

Mar-A-Lago, Florida – (Satire News) – Now that she is no longer confined to the White House, the former “Be Best” woman has started to speak her mind more and more regarding her loser husband. Melania recently appeared on “The View” and she told W…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Is Very, Very Depressed Because Her Daddy Will Soon Be Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit

Ivanka Trump Is Very, Very Depressed Because Her Daddy Will Soon Be Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – A Trump insider has expressed that Donald Trump’s favorite offspring, is in an extremely depressed state. The close family friend said that he’s known Ivanka for 33 years, ever since she was a little girl of 6. He not…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That Donaldo Is So Worried About Going To Prison That He Only Sleeps 25 Minutes a Night

Melania Trump Says That Donaldo Is So Worried About Going To Prison That He Only Sleeps 25 Minutes a Night

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The former first lady and proponent of the “Be Best” movement recently spoke with CNN’s Anderson Cooper in The George Corley Wallace Commemorative Bedroom at Mar-a-Lago. She told him that he is without a doubt…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump’s Says Her Daddy's First Post-Election Defeat Rally Tickets Are Priced at $425 or Two for $849

Ivanka Trump’s Says Her Daddy's First Post-Election Defeat Rally Tickets Are Priced at $425 or Two for $849

ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump, who has been named to head her daddy’s post-election defeat political rallies, told Anderson Cooper that she visited Elephant Butt, Ohio, where they hope to raise lots and lots of money, to help pay…

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Funny story: Donald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf

Donald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Trump’s personal doctor informed him that he needed to lose 75 pounds. Well the Trumptard must have not heard Dr. Yang Fu Fi, or else he simply chose to ignore him, because the orange bozo GAINED 75 pounds, an…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Celebrated His 75th Birthday With an Elaborate Masquerade Party at Mar-a-Lago

Donald Trump Celebrated His 75th Birthday With an Elaborate Masquerade Party at Mar-a-Lago

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that citizen Donald Johnny Trump had a 75th birthday bash to end all birthday bashes at his Mar-a-Lago digs. BuzzFuzz reporter, Taffeta Kixx, remarked that she was the only Democrat invited to…

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Funny story: Police Find 703 Viagra Pills in Ivanka Trump’s Kia Sorento

Police Find 703 Viagra Pills in Ivanka Trump’s Kia Sorento

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – According to Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency, Ivanka Trump has never felt more embarrassed than she is now after being stopped and frisked by police. The human, middle aged “Barbie Doll” told her BFF Staniquisha Jef…

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Funny story: It’s Official – Trump Wears Depends Diapers

It’s Official – Trump Wears Depends Diapers

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has confirmed that Donaldo Johnny, as Melania calls him, does in fact wear Depends Diapers. Trump denied it saying that it’s all just a hoax, and a witch hunt, and a Fig Newton of everyone’s imaginatio…

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Funny story: Republican Party Pay Trump Kids To Investigate 2020 Voter Fraud

Republican Party Pay Trump Kids To Investigate 2020 Voter Fraud

The Republican Party is dumping big bucks into the Trump kids' pockets to investigate whether or not there was any voter fraud in the 2020 election. And how do you think that’s going to go? Eric Trump will do the numbers, yeah. Ivanka will give d…

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Funny story: Will Jailing Donald Trump Make America Great Again?

Will Jailing Donald Trump Make America Great Again?

Talking heads, comedians, flight attendants, and rap writers ask whether once Donald Trump Sr. is indicted, convicted, and sent to jail for tax fraud, will that, at last, Make America Great Again? If not, so what’s the point? On the other hand…

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Funny story: Trump U Commencement, Mike Lindel: "Let's all be Trumps!"

Trump U Commencement, Mike Lindel: "Let's all be Trumps!"

At what reportedly was the 21st commencement at Trump University, commencement speaker Mike Lindell gave an emotional, effusive 2 1/2 hour speech, mostly focussing on the exploits of former president Trump, his greatness in becoming "America's best p…

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Funny story: Trump bids for messiah status in grand style!

Trump bids for messiah status in grand style!

A middle-aged, highly sedated homeless man wearing a “sweeping” blond wig was nailed to a giant cross this morning on the grounds of the Mir-a-lago while a crowd of about 130 people looked on. The man, Bob Prentice 52, of Stuebenville, OH is being “w…

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