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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Talks About The Initials She Had Tattooed On Her Hooha

Marjorie Taylor Greene Talks About The Initials She Had Tattooed On Her Hooha

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said that there are three things that Marjorie Taylor Greene is not shy about, (1) It's her dozens of extremely well-documented coital couplings with lots of well-known men. (2) Her v…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Is Not Planning On Getting A Tattoo On Her Ass With Elon Musk's Name

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Is Not Planning On Getting A Tattoo On Her Ass With Elon Musk's Name

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The word coming out of Marjorie Taylor's Greene's lips of love is that she wants to put an end to the rumor that she will be getting a tattoo on her ass. MTG, said that, she thinks that the viciously vicious butt tattoo…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Finally Gets Her "I Love Donaldo" Tattoo Lasered Off Her Bikini Line

Melania Trump Finally Gets Her "I Love Donaldo" Tattoo Lasered Off Her Bikini Line

MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - It is no secret that Melania hated living in Florida, because of the fucking mosquito infestation. She also hated the fact that the state has seen more hurricanes in the past three years, than in the previous 19…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo

BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in Baltimore for an appointment with her gynecologist. Boom Boom News has learned that MTG has an ingrown nipple that she is getting looked at (the left one). BBN's Hacienda…

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Funny story: Eric Trump Accidentally Lets It Slip That His Daddy Has a Tattoo of Adolf Hitler’s Face on His Ass

Eric Trump Accidentally Lets It Slip That His Daddy Has a Tattoo of Adolf Hitler’s Face on His Ass

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s middle son, Eric The Stupid, has the brains of an Oreo cookie. The dufus dork makes swamp weed look intelligent. Recently while having lunch with his wife Lana, Ericy, as his step mommy, Melania ca…

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Funny story: Madonna Reveals That She Has a Brand New Tattoo on Her Hooha

Madonna Reveals That She Has a Brand New Tattoo on Her Hooha

BROOKLYN, New York – (Satire News) – According to the News Blues News Agency, the singer known as Madonna is devasted at the fact that she is no longer relevant and most people under the age of 40 have never even heard of her. Madonna, whose real…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Accidentally Admits That Camilla Parker Bowles Has An Intimate Tattoo

Prince Charles Accidentally Admits That Camilla Parker Bowles Has An Intimate Tattoo

LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Prince of Wales, Prince Charles recently spoke with Piers Morgan, and he accidentally let it slip that his wife, The Duchess of Cornwall (Camilla Parker Bowles) has an intimate tattoo. Charlie, as Mick Jagger calls him,…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian is Finally Having All of Her Kanye West Tattoos Removed

Kim Kardashian is Finally Having All of Her Kanye West Tattoos Removed

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian commented to Scandal Today reporter Cheyenne Patio that she has finally decided to get rid of her four Kanye West tattoos. Kim told Miss Patio that now that she is dating "Saturday Night Live" star Pete…

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Funny story: An Atlanta Pole Dancer Spends $4,000 To Have Her Trump Tattoo Lasered Off of Her Left Foot

An Atlanta Pole Dancer Spends $4,000 To Have Her Trump Tattoo Lasered Off of Her Left Foot

ATLANTA, Georgia – (Satire News) – A woman who says that she was one of Donald Jonathan Trump’s biggest supporters has just spent $4,000 on laser surgery. Stephanie Cervixola, 26, who is employed as a pole dancer at Atlanta’s Beaver Dam Strip Club…

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Funny story: An NBA Player, Who Shall Go Nameless, Has Verified That Melania Trump Does In Fact Have a Tattoo on Her Ass

An NBA Player, Who Shall Go Nameless, Has Verified That Melania Trump Does In Fact Have a Tattoo on Her Ass

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Several of the nation’s top tattoo artists have been saying for sometime now that the former first lady, who is married to that orange blob of unadulterated fat, as his former lawyer (fixer) Michael Cohen calls him, do…

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Funny story: The New Taliban Government of Afghanistan Has Just Mandated That All Women With a Tattoo Will Be Imprisoned

The New Taliban Government of Afghanistan Has Just Mandated That All Women With a Tattoo Will Be Imprisoned

KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The new president of Afghanistan Abu Taboo Fashu, has just ruled that every adult women over the age of 21, who has a tattoo, even if it’s a little bitty tat of a gnat, will be arrested and thrown in jail. Pres…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Agreed To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show Titled “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell!”

Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Agreed To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show Titled “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell!”

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest word coming out of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s filthy, bigoted mouth is that she has agreed to star in her very own reality show. The show to be titled, “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell,” is set to pre…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Talks Candidly About Her New Vaginal Tattoo

Demi Lovato Talks Candidly About Her New Vaginal Tattoo

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One thing that can be said about Demi Lovato is that she has never been shy about talking about herself, including her addictions, her infatuations, her love for diet guacamole dip, and now her brand new vaginal tattoo.

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Funny story: The Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Nudity Is Not Nakedness

The Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Nudity Is Not Nakedness

MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (Satire News) – The Supreme Court of Alabama ruled by a vote of 9 to 3, that nudity does not constitute nakedness. State Supreme Court Judge Woodley “Stonewall” Jackson, stated that the 9-year-old case of Maggie Scotchmist vs…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

MUFFIN BUSH, New Jersey – (Satire News) – One of the most hated women in the entire nation, Marjorie “Horseface” Taylor Greene told CNN’s Don Lemon that she is getting sick and tired of all of the rumors that the California rumor mills are putting ou…

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Funny story: A Kentucky Woman Gets The Gettysburg Address Tattooed on Her Breasts

A Kentucky Woman Gets The Gettysburg Address Tattooed on Her Breasts

WOODCHUCK HORMONES, Kentucky – (Satire News) – A woman who relatives, friends, and the homeless say has one hell of a sense of humor has just made national news. Lolita Sweetwater, 28, who says she’s a pole dancer/dentist, recently had her 38-DDD…

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Funny story: A Tattoo Parlor in Petaluma is Making a Killing Tattooing Vaginas

A Tattoo Parlor in Petaluma is Making a Killing Tattooing Vaginas

PETALUMA, California – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that now that people are out venturing again a new intimate trend has emerged. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle visited one of the most popular tattoo parlors in Northern California and spoke…

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