WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said that there are three things that Marjorie Taylor Greene is not shy about, (1) It's her dozens of extremely well-documented coital couplings with lots of well-known men. (2) Her v…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The word coming out of Marjorie Taylor's Greene's lips of love is that she wants to put an end to the rumor that she will be getting a tattoo on her ass. MTG, said that, she thinks that the viciously vicious butt tattoo…
MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - It is no secret that Melania hated living in Florida, because of the fucking mosquito infestation. She also hated the fact that the state has seen more hurricanes in the past three years, than in the previous 19…
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in Baltimore for an appointment with her gynecologist. Boom Boom News has learned that MTG has an ingrown nipple that she is getting looked at (the left one). BBN's Hacienda…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s middle son, Eric The Stupid, has the brains of an Oreo cookie. The dufus dork makes swamp weed look intelligent. Recently while having lunch with his wife Lana, Ericy, as his step mommy, Melania ca…
BROOKLYN, New York – (Satire News) – According to the News Blues News Agency, the singer known as Madonna is devasted at the fact that she is no longer relevant and most people under the age of 40 have never even heard of her. Madonna, whose real…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Prince of Wales, Prince Charles recently spoke with Piers Morgan, and he accidentally let it slip that his wife, The Duchess of Cornwall (Camilla Parker Bowles) has an intimate tattoo. Charlie, as Mick Jagger calls him,…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian commented to Scandal Today reporter Cheyenne Patio that she has finally decided to get rid of her four Kanye West tattoos. Kim told Miss Patio that now that she is dating "Saturday Night Live" star Pete…
ATLANTA, Georgia – (Satire News) – A woman who says that she was one of Donald Jonathan Trump’s biggest supporters has just spent $4,000 on laser surgery. Stephanie Cervixola, 26, who is employed as a pole dancer at Atlanta’s Beaver Dam Strip Club…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Several of the nation’s top tattoo artists have been saying for sometime now that the former first lady, who is married to that orange blob of unadulterated fat, as his former lawyer (fixer) Michael Cohen calls him, do…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The new president of Afghanistan Abu Taboo Fashu, has just ruled that every adult women over the age of 21, who has a tattoo, even if it’s a little bitty tat of a gnat, will be arrested and thrown in jail. Pres…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest word coming out of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s filthy, bigoted mouth is that she has agreed to star in her very own reality show. The show to be titled, “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell,” is set to pre…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One thing that can be said about Demi Lovato is that she has never been shy about talking about herself, including her addictions, her infatuations, her love for diet guacamole dip, and now her brand new vaginal tattoo.
MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (Satire News) – The Supreme Court of Alabama ruled by a vote of 9 to 3, that nudity does not constitute nakedness. State Supreme Court Judge Woodley “Stonewall” Jackson, stated that the 9-year-old case of Maggie Scotchmist vs…
MUFFIN BUSH, New Jersey – (Satire News) – One of the most hated women in the entire nation, Marjorie “Horseface” Taylor Greene told CNN’s Don Lemon that she is getting sick and tired of all of the rumors that the California rumor mills are putting ou…
WOODCHUCK HORMONES, Kentucky – (Satire News) – A woman who relatives, friends, and the homeless say has one hell of a sense of humor has just made national news. Lolita Sweetwater, 28, who says she’s a pole dancer/dentist, recently had her 38-DDD…
PETALUMA, California – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that now that people are out venturing again a new intimate trend has emerged. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle visited one of the most popular tattoo parlors in Northern California and spoke…
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