Britney Spears recently told Traci Diddle with the National Rumblings that she was shocked to learn that Anderson Cooper is quite the stud in the kitchen...wait...kitchen?! She told Miss Diddle that she had always heard that he played for the othe…
Songstress Taylor Swift and Wild West actor Anson Mount recently got matching tattoos on a visit to Deadwood, South Dakota. The matching tattoos spell out "His & Hers." The couple have become very, very close and the "M" word has been menti…
Strange news on the tattoo front … Seems as though, Asmodeus J. Krank, a professional tattoo artist has finally decided to reveal some interesting info on one of his old clients. He doesn’t like to get involved in politics, just tattoos, but h…
A Senator from Kentucky, who prefers to remain nameless and without a conscience, has proposed a new bill to make crucifix tattoos mandatory on all people, including children, right on their foreheads. If you do not have this tattoo, you may be su…
Rodney Smyth's Biblical Scene beat out Jim Jones - (with his Mona Lisa penile tattoo) - in the Creative Division. Judges felt Mona Lisa's smile was inappropriate around the foreskin. "It was a hard-fought battle” - Rodney said – “and I went thro…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Tattoo Guild Federation (TGF) has just named Tupelo, Mississippi-native Shawn Pixley, 28, as "The American Female With The Most Tattoos." According to Zackary Yukon, with RumorLand News, Shawn, who works as a bank te…
LONDON - (UK News) - After five decades, her majesty's intimate tattoo has finally been revealed. Tickety Boo News writer Grover Buck broke the story, which he says has been verified by the queen's BFF, Piers Morgan. Buck made it known that QE got…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said that there are three things that Marjorie Taylor Greene is not shy about, (1) It's her dozens of extremely well-documented coital couplings with lots of well-known men. (2) Her v…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The word coming out of Marjorie Taylor's Greene's lips of love is that she wants to put an end to the rumor that she will be getting a tattoo on her ass. MTG, said that, she thinks that the viciously vicious butt tattoo…
MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - It is no secret that Melania hated living in Florida, because of the fucking mosquito infestation. She also hated the fact that the state has seen more hurricanes in the past three years, than in the previous 19…
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in Baltimore for an appointment with her gynecologist. Boom Boom News has learned that MTG has an ingrown nipple that she is getting looked at (the left one). BBN's Hacienda…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s middle son, Eric The Stupid, has the brains of an Oreo cookie. The dufus dork makes swamp weed look intelligent. Recently while having lunch with his wife Lana, Ericy, as his step mommy, Melania ca…
BROOKLYN, New York – (Satire News) – According to the News Blues News Agency, the singer known as Madonna is devasted at the fact that she is no longer relevant and most people under the age of 40 have never even heard of her. Madonna, whose real…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Prince of Wales, Prince Charles recently spoke with Piers Morgan, and he accidentally let it slip that his wife, The Duchess of Cornwall (Camilla Parker Bowles) has an intimate tattoo. Charlie, as Mick Jagger calls him,…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian commented to Scandal Today reporter Cheyenne Patio that she has finally decided to get rid of her four Kanye West tattoos. Kim told Miss Patio that now that she is dating "Saturday Night Live" star Pete…
ATLANTA, Georgia – (Satire News) – A woman who says that she was one of Donald Jonathan Trump’s biggest supporters has just spent $4,000 on laser surgery. Stephanie Cervixola, 26, who is employed as a pole dancer at Atlanta’s Beaver Dam Strip Club…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Several of the nation’s top tattoo artists have been saying for sometime now that the former first lady, who is married to that orange blob of unadulterated fat, as his former lawyer (fixer) Michael Cohen calls him, do…
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