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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

MUFFIN BUSH, New Jersey – (Satire News) – One of the most hated women in the entire nation, Marjorie “Horseface” Taylor Greene told CNN’s Don Lemon that she is getting sick and tired of all of the rumors that the California rumor mills are putting ou…

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Funny story: A Kentucky Woman Gets The Gettysburg Address Tattooed on Her Breasts

A Kentucky Woman Gets The Gettysburg Address Tattooed on Her Breasts

WOODCHUCK HORMONES, Kentucky – (Satire News) – A woman who relatives, friends, and the homeless say has one hell of a sense of humor has just made national news. Lolita Sweetwater, 28, who says she’s a pole dancer/dentist, recently had her 38-DDD…

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Funny story: A Tattoo Parlor in Petaluma is Making a Killing Tattooing Vaginas

A Tattoo Parlor in Petaluma is Making a Killing Tattooing Vaginas

PETALUMA, California – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that now that people are out venturing again a new intimate trend has emerged. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle visited one of the most popular tattoo parlors in Northern California and spoke…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Cheerleaders Are Furious At The Team’s New Tattoo Policy

The Los Angeles Lakers Cheerleaders Are Furious At The Team’s New Tattoo Policy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the entire Los Angeles Lakers cheerleading squad is up in arms over a new tattoo policy that has just been implemented by Lakers management. Laker girl Tiffany Wrigley, 25, who i…

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Funny story: Many Republican Women Are Getting “I Love Trump” Tattoos Removed From Their Bodies

Many Republican Women Are Getting “I Love Trump” Tattoos Removed From Their Bodies

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The GOP Gushings News Agency has just divulged that a Republican research group has learned that millions of GOP women are going to tattoo parlors throughout America, and asking to have their “I Love Trump” tattoo…

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Funny story: The Al-Qaeda Navy Has Just Named Marjorie Taylor Greene It’s Official Pin Up Girl For 2021

The Al-Qaeda Navy Has Just Named Marjorie Taylor Greene It’s Official Pin Up Girl For 2021

PORT CAMEL TOE, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The Mirage News Agency of Afghanistan has declared that, by a vote of 901 to 3, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has just been voted the official 2021 pin-up girl for the Al-Qaeda Navy. Al-Qaeda Ad…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick Are Getting Back Together

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick Are Getting Back Together

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The word on the streets and the cheese shops of Green Bay is that Packers quarterback and his ex-NASCAR girlfriend Danica Patrick are getting back together. The two dated last year and even had a reality show called A…

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Have 17 of His Tattoos Removed

Justin Bieber To Have 17 of His Tattoos Removed

HOLLWYOOD – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has disclosed that Justin Bieber’s wife, Hailey Baldwin, is thrilled that her husband has decided to have 17 of his tattoos lasered off. Hailey told BPTs' Carolina Chipotle that she has been pleading…

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Funny story: Alex Rodriguez Pays $4,000 For Jennifer Lopez To Get An Ass Tattoo

Alex Rodriguez Pays $4,000 For Jennifer Lopez To Get An Ass Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the sexiest celebrities in America has just revealed that her New Year’s resolution was to get a brand new tattoo on her ample ass. Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that her fiancé,…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Reveal a Pubic Region Secret

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Reveal a Pubic Region Secret

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – America’s number one country music couple, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, recently talked to Yippee-Ki-Yay’s, Voodoo Dupree on their ranch in Oklahoma. The couple, who both appear as judges on “The Voice”, s…

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Funny story: Flu Vaccine Being Rolled Out Earlier

Flu Vaccine Being Rolled Out Earlier

The best time to have the flu vaccine is in the autumn before flu starts spreading. This year, changes have been made to make sure it's safe for people to have the flu vaccine at GP surgeries and pharmacies. These changes include social distancing, h…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Gives Birth to a Baby Girl and Asks Well-Wishers To Donate to Joe Biden’s Campaign

Katy Perry Gives Birth to a Baby Girl and Asks Well-Wishers To Donate to Joe Biden’s Campaign

LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - Katy Perry spoke with the iRumors News Agency and said that, after what seemed like 11 months, she has finally given birth. The singer saidd she swears, when little Daisy Dove Bloom came out of her womb, she was…

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Funny story: President Trump Loves The Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band

President Trump Loves The Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band

GRITS CREEK, Kentucky – (Spoof News) - The President recently heard a new country band as he was playing a round of golf at the Grits Creek International Golf Course. The name of the group is the Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band, which they named in…

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Funny story: The St. Louis Gun-Toting Couple Will Be Joining President Trump’s Campaign Pep Rallies

The St. Louis Gun-Toting Couple Will Be Joining President Trump’s Campaign Pep Rallies

ST. LOUIS – Newspapers are reporting that the gun-toting couple from St. Louis, who feared for their lives as protesters marched in front of their dreary, evil-looking, castle-like home, are reportedly still shaking. The woman, Patty “Cake” McClos…

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Hair Defies Gravity, And His Tattoos Are Rubbish

Justin Bieber's Hair Defies Gravity, And His Tattoos Are Rubbish

It's been claimed by one music enthusiast that the hair of Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber, is not subject to gravity, and that the tattoos he has all the way up his arms, are absolutely shit. Bieber has an exceedingly strange hairstyle, which one…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Insists That Prince Harry Does Not Have The Coronavirus – Says It’s Just The Sniffy Sniffles

Meghan Markle Insists That Prince Harry Does Not Have The Coronavirus – Says It’s Just The Sniffy Sniffles

LOS ANGELES – Reporters have been hounding Meghan Markle for two days now, asking if her husband Prince Harry has COVID -19. Meghan wanted to set the record straight, so she talked to LaLaLand Daily’s Macadamia Honeysuckle. She said that she i...

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Funny story: Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was having lunch at a District of Columbia McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson. A reporter with RumorLand News asked him about the gossip that he has a tattoo of his daughter, Ivanka. Trump angrily pu...

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