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Blackface Jibe As Don Trump Jr Beard Microblading Fails

Funny story: Blackface Jibe As Don Trump Jr Beard Microblading Fails

New York, NYC - President Trump’s son Donald Jr is in the doghouse, a Downtown tattooist said today, after pics of his disastrous beard microblading cock-up went viral on the web. Trump Jr, 69, had sought treatment for an embarrassing bald patch w...

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Girl Steals Hat, Reveals Pope's Illuminati Tattoo

Funny story: Girl Steals Hat, Reveals Pope's Illuminati Tattoo

When adorable 3 year old Ester Ruth snatched Pope Francis' hat from his head outside of the Vatican, she also revealed a little known fact about the pontiff: Pope Francis has several tattoos including an Illuminati inspired design on the top of his h...

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Body Art and Coathangers Through the Knee

I can remember when Body Art was peculiar to muggers and people that wear string vests and smell of diesel. Tattoos have been with us since before Scottish people could play bagpipes. This took ages to learn and that's why most of them went South bec...

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Trump demands to see Clinton tats

Funny story: Trump demands to see Clinton tats

Donald Trump calls for their Presidential TV debate in Las Vegas to include comparing tattoos live on air, as he believes the Clinton tats are likely to confirm how terrible an American president she would be. It's perhaps a natural conclusion to...

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Couple Files for Divorce over Sudden Zodiac Sign Change

Funny story: Couple Files for Divorce over Sudden Zodiac Sign Change

Fort Lee, NJ - A couple who just celebrated their 30th anniversary has decided to divorce due to a recent change in Zodiac signs. The couple concluded they are no longer compatible due to the recent NASA change, which adds Ophiuchus for birthdays fr...

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Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...

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Middle Class Tattoo Booths To Open in Department Stores

Funny story: Middle Class Tattoo Booths To Open in Department Stores

Shares in Edinburgh Tattoo, the high class tattoo studio chain, received a boost at close of trading last night after it was rumoured that it had contacted Balmoral Body Art, the place where Prince Andrew was rumoured to have had his famous "Mother"...

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Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

Funny story: Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Republican author and commentator Ann Coulter talked to a group of political science students at Cottonball State College in Tuscaloosa. Afterwards she met with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. Coulter was asked...

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Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese

Funny story: Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese

17 Year old Haley Coombes was pleased with her new tattoo which she had inked permanently onto her shoulder yesterday; courtesy of Davy's Tattoo Parlour in Jacksonville, Florida. Haley chose the tattoo herself; A Chinese symbol which store owner D...

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Chelsea Handler Denies That Her New Bikini Line Tattoo Is An Al-Qaeda Symbol

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Denies That Her New Bikini Line Tattoo Is An Al-Qaeda Symbol

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler is still very upset about having been passed over to fill the vacancy on the CBS Late Night Show. Handler says that she was told by high ranking network officials that David Letterman's job was pretty much hers. But...

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Florida Grandmother Can't Believe That Neighbors Daughter Has A Tattoo

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: Grandmother of six Betsie Hallmark 75, expressed utter shock Tuesday when her neighbors 34 year old daughter dropped by to return a long since borrowed plate. "I can't believe that Annie Grassmire would let her daughter h...

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Popular California Tattoo Artist Says A Very Famous Celebrity Inquired About Getting A Butt Tattoo

Funny story: Popular California Tattoo Artist Says A Very Famous Celebrity Inquired About Getting A Butt Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - One of the most highly respected tattoo artists in the United States, Bong Bong of Venice Beach, said that he has just received a call from a famous celebrity inquiring about a tattoo. Bong Bong said that the celebrity i...

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David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Was Single

Funny story: David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Was Single

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman is afraid that he may have said a little more than he should of the other evening. Letterman was being interviewed by Macadamia Honeysuckle with The LaLaLand Daily when she suddenly asked...

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What's With All of These GOP Tattoos?

Funny story: What's With All of These GOP Tattoos?

ATLANTA - CNN is reporting that several political news magazines are spotlighting an interesting situation which involves several Republican politicians. CNN stated that American Spotlight Magazine remarked that an inside source has revealed that...

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Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

Funny story: Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The fantasy of millions of guys has just announced that she is now a married woman. Stacy Keibler, who broke up with George Clooney after a two-year relationship, has just tied the knot with Jared Pobre. Pobre's profess...

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A Hip Hop Record Label Tells Justin Bieber They Don't Need Him

Funny story: A Hip Hop Record Label Tells Justin Bieber They Don't Need Him

WATTS, California - Music Moments Magazine reported that the problem child known as Justin Bieber contacted The Yo Bro Record Label in Watts about them signing him to a contract. Label spokesperson Trundell Jackson-Jefferson informed Bieber that t...

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Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

Funny story: Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - One of America's most infamous GOP political commentators Ann Coulter told GOPicky Magazine that she traveled to Venice Beach, California to get a Republican themed tattoo. "Trigger Face" Coulter, as Vice-President Joe B...

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Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

Funny story: Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

In a development that has rocked the world of showbusiness, it was discovered at the weekend that Cheryl Cole's arse has a severe infestation of greenfly. The star, who for some strange reason had her rather beautiful posterior covered in the tat...

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