The State of Massachusetts Has Just Banned The Sean Hannity Show

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Friday, 13 March 2020

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Sean Hannity has expressed to close friends that he feels Trump will ask him to be his 2020 running mate.

BOSTON – The Massachusetts state legislature has just voted 91-9 to ban showing The Sean Hannity Show throughout the entire state.

The move came after Hannity made one of the most idiotic, asinine, dipshit comments of his entire 58-year life.

He actually had the GOP balls to say that the Coronavirius is simply a hoax that was made up by King Jong-Un to drive the American people batty.

But this is not the first time that “Old Scrotum Face” has come out with such ignorantly-ignorant remarks. Two years ago, Hannity said that the Village People, a 70s and 80s all-gay band were all related to Don “Rainbow” Lemon.

And just last year, he said that the explorer Christopher Columbus was really an old masculine-looking woman named Esmerlada Bertha Di Spaghetti, who dressed as a man.

The Washington Globe Express has learned that Hannity has called his BFF (Trump) at least 30 times in the last two days alone begging him to call the governor of Massachusetts and threaten to have him deported if he doesn’t lift the ban on his show.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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