Trump Angrily Tells Sean Hannity That Fox News Is Starting To Become CNN Jr.

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Saturday, 7 March 2020

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Trump recently said that the USA is the luckiest country in the world because it has him as it's president.

NEW YORK CITY – The president, Donald Trump, has had a text fest with the prince of Fox News, Sean Hannity, and Trump was not a happy camper, as they say over in Yellowstone National Park.

Trump is said to have told Hannity that he’s tired of seeing Democrats appear on Fox News shows. He texted that he is pissed that his personal TV Network has gone from being 100% for him, down to about 79% for him.

POTUS emphasized that he is going to insist that no one at Fox ever again have a Democrat appear on, what he calls, The Official White House Network.

Hannity, who is considered to be the #1 Trump ass-kisser, with Mitch “The Turtle Bitch” McConnell running a close second, told the president that he is the closest thing to a king that we have ever had.

Sean, who Kathy Griffin refers to as "Girly Lips" knows how to work the Trumpski. He told him that he would be sending over a dozen Big Macs and four pounds of french fries just for him.

IN NON-RELATED NEWS – Billionaire Mike “Money Pockets” Bloomberg told the iNews Agency that he will gladly spend $1 billion to get “Old Orange Testes” out of the White House.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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