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Funny story: The Devil deals and Moloch fires away

The Devil deals and Moloch fires away

Fox News made a deal with the Devil, and Rupert Murdoch (or Moloch, as his close friends and lesser demons call him) has finally come to understand the true meaning of a Faustian deal. When you make a deal with the devil, the devil always wins. Al…

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Funny story: The booted Tucker Carlson may be replaced by a woman who looks like a pimple with long blonde hair

The booted Tucker Carlson may be replaced by a woman who looks like a pimple with long blonde hair

Speculation is swirling at the Faux News network regarding the potential replacement for the controversial Tucker Carlson. A peculiar contender has emerged, once described as a woman bearing a striking resemblance to a blonde-haired pimple. Kaylei…

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Funny story: Since Fox News Fired Tucker "The Liar" Carlson Their Viewership Has Dropped By 89%

Since Fox News Fired Tucker "The Liar" Carlson Their Viewership Has Dropped By 89%

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The cable news network Fox News has announced that it is revamping its entire programming to cater to a younger, hipper audience. The network, known for its conservative leaning programming and support for former Pr…

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Funny story: Fox News Owner Rupert Murdoch Says Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Wants To Buy His Network

Fox News Owner Rupert Murdoch Says Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Wants To Buy His Network

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Media mogul Rupert Murdoch has announced that he may be selling Fox News. The 92-year-old billionaire claims that he's had enough of the network's tomfoolery and shenanigans. According to sources close to Murdoch, th…

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Funny story: After Firing Tucker Carlson, Fox News Owner Rupert Murdock Says Hannity, Ingraham, Gutfeld And Others Are Next

After Firing Tucker Carlson, Fox News Owner Rupert Murdock Says Hannity, Ingraham, Gutfeld And Others Are Next

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - In a stunning turn of events, the Fox News castle is abuzz with news that King Rupert I has had an epiphany and realized that his network has been overrun by a band of no-good, low-life, talentless hacks (aka his TV hos…

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Funny story: Former Fox News Host Tucker Carlson and Former CNN News Host Don Lemon Both Apply For Unemployment Benefits

Former Fox News Host Tucker Carlson and Former CNN News Host Don Lemon Both Apply For Unemployment Benefits

MANHATTAN - (Spoof Satire) - In the department of "You Just Got Too Damn Big For Your Britches," two of the biggest names in TV news were given the boot in a blaze of glory. Tucker Carlson, known to his fans as "The Swamp Monster," and Don Lemon,…

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Funny story: 89.8% of Fox News Viewers Are Thrilled That Tucker "The Traitor" Carlson Was FINALLY Fired!

89.8% of Fox News Viewers Are Thrilled That Tucker "The Traitor" Carlson Was FINALLY Fired!

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - According to a report from GOP Picky Magazine, former supporters of Donald Trump are rejoicing over the news that Tucker Carlson, a conservative commentator and host of the popular show Tucker Carlson Tonight, has been…

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Funny story: Eric Trump Comforted On Plane By Fellow Passengers Before They Demand Their Wallets Back

Eric Trump Comforted On Plane By Fellow Passengers Before They Demand Their Wallets Back

In The Skies Above, USA – “I was on a plane. I was on a commercial flight when this whole indictment broke. People were coming up to me, giving me hugs. The support…” It’s been reported that these were the very words Eric Trump, a son of former Pr…

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch's Personal Assistant Says He Is Considering Selling Fox News to CNN

Rupert Murdoch's Personal Assistant Says He Is Considering Selling Fox News to CNN

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In breaking news out of "The Big Apple," BuzzFuzz is reporting that multi-billionaire Rupert Murdoch, who owns Fox News, is seriously considering selling Fox News; and the possible buyer is none other than Fox News com…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson: The Titanic Made It Safely To New York

Tucker Carlson: The Titanic Made It Safely To New York

According to Trucker Carlson of Fox News, the Titanic safely made port in New York harbor. No icebergs anywhere, just a safe passage and no tragic role for Leonardo Di Caprio or Kate Winslet. Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy gave Tucker Carls…

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Funny story: Fox Sports Enters The Transfer Portal

Fox Sports Enters The Transfer Portal

Charlotte, NC – A verified statement has just been released via the Fox Sports news desk that the organization is officially seeking a new home. The official release read in part, “Since we first joined 20th Century Fox and the Fox Broadcasting…

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Funny story: Don’t Let Your Baby Bellies Lose That Lemony Shine, Ladies

Don’t Let Your Baby Bellies Lose That Lemony Shine, Ladies

Don Lemon wants a woman to be in her prime for when he knocks her up. “If she can bleed, she can breed,” said a guy named Larry Lemon, not related to Don. “A woman is only important if’n she can give good babies … if she too old fer that, then sh…

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Funny story: Fox news seeks new partnership with the department of energy

Fox news seeks new partnership with the department of energy

In news news, Fox News says Fox News is in search of a new agreement to replace the current one they have with the NRA. As the NRA has fallen into bankruptcy with its reputation in shambles, Fox News looks to make a side deal to get out while th…

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Funny story: Fox News Spreads its Disease to Foreign Devils

Fox News Spreads its Disease to Foreign Devils

Fox News is spreading like a disease! Soon there will be Fox News affiliates all through China and Russia, delivering top-notch “journalism” to people on the other side of the world who know nothing about Rupert Murdoch! (Australia is located how…

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Funny story: The Fox News Woman Who Thought She Would Be The Next Mrs. Donald Trump Got An Effen Rude Awakening

The Fox News Woman Who Thought She Would Be The Next Mrs. Donald Trump Got An Effen Rude Awakening

MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - GOP Gushings News writer Jimbo Zoopy writes that an employee at Fox News has gotten the surprise of her 55-year-old life. Maria Sandia Bartiromo told Zoopy that the only reason why she even paid any attention to the ass…

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Funny story: Fox News Reports That Trump Is No Longer Relevant - He's Just An Ugly-As-Shit Has Been!

Fox News Reports That Trump Is No Longer Relevant - He's Just An Ugly-As-Shit Has Been!

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Fox News Network has just put out a memo stating to all Fox employees that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is no longer relevant. The Corporation wants everyone to know that the "Pussy Grabber" has just simply bec…

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Funny story: Fox News Is Now Stating That Trump Is Fucking Boring!

Fox News Is Now Stating That Trump Is Fucking Boring!

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a move that many are calling extremely surprising, the once Trump State News Network, Fox News, has finally seen the damn writing on the wall, and they are putting out that Donald J. Erasmus Trump, is in fact as bor…

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