Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Saturday, 29 February 2020

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Trump has finally admitted that he gets most of his rally remarks from Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Scott Baio.

WILDWOOD, New Jersey – President Trump was speaking to a huge crowd of GOPers at The Benedict Arnold Middle School gymnasium in Wildwood, New Jersey.

He threw out red MAGA caps to the crowd, and was shocked when he saw one of the caps get thrown back at him. He quickly had the anti-Trumper escorted out of the gym, and forced to go sit in the principal’s office.

Trump fired up the crowd by telling them that his doctors had just informed him that he will live to be 102 or 103. The crowd cheered like crazy. He then said that he may be naming son Donald Jr’s., 'sexylicious' girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle to head up the newly-formed U.S. Department of GOP Women.

The crowd went wild and began chanting, "Kim-is-hot! Kim-is-hot! Kim- is-hot!" The president made the thumbs-up gesture, and said, “You’ve got that right, I swear that woman has got a fine gorgeous pair of legs on her…don’t tell Melania I said this, but Kimmy’s long, luscious, legs stretch from here to way out yonder.” And, again, the crowd exploded in enthusiastic cheers.

He then told his supporters not to worry about the coronavirus, because Republicans cannot catch it. He noted that conservatives have a much stronger defense system than Democrats and Independents.

He then informed them that, this year, tax refunds for poor registered Republican voters will go up from an average of $115 to an average of $6,245. The crowd cheered, “Re-funds! Re-funds! Re-funds!”

And then POTUS remarked that Melania’s tests for the virus had come back negative, and the crowd began chanting, “Neg-a-tive! Neg-a-tive! Neg-a-tive!”

IN CLOSING - One lifelong GOPer who says he is currently sitting on the fence, told a reporter for CNN, “Man oh man, I’m 94 years old, and I have never, ever heard so much freakin' bullshit!”

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