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Funny story: A Team of American Explorers Have Discovered The Largest Volcano On Record At The South Pole

A Team of American Explorers Have Discovered The Largest Volcano On Record At The South Pole

SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - The Bravisimo Network is reporting that the famed American exploring team of Bettabicker and Fernandez has just discovered the largest volcano in history. The team of explorers came upon the volcano, w…

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Funny story: Alabama Has Capped The State's Only Volcano

Alabama Has Capped The State's Only Volcano

CHICKEN DUMPLINGS, Alabama - (Satire News) - The state of Alabama has gone to a great expense to cap the state's only known volcano. The volcano, which was first discovered by bird hunter Caleb "Shotgun" Shaugnessy and his 13-year-old Boudro, has…

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Funny story: Japan's Mount Fuji Volcano Is Getting Ready To Erupt, But Instead of Spewing Out Molten Lava - It Is Spewing Out Gold Nuggets

Japan's Mount Fuji Volcano Is Getting Ready To Erupt, But Instead of Spewing Out Molten Lava - It Is Spewing Out Gold Nuggets

FUJINOMIYA, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Saki News Agency has just reported that the last time that Mount Fuji erupted was on December 16, 1707, at 4:25 in the morning. The volcano which was named after the very popular Japanese alcoholic bever…

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Funny story: The Environmental Protection Agency Warns That The Inactive Volcano In Alabama Is Getting Ready To Erupt

The Environmental Protection Agency Warns That The Inactive Volcano In Alabama Is Getting Ready To Erupt

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The EPA, (the Enviromental Protection Agency) has just informed the inquiring public that an ancient volcano located just outside of Chitlins Creek, Alabama has been rumbling for about a week now. The volcano, which…

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Funny story: An Increasingly Decrepit God To Be Fitted with an Omniscient Aid

An Increasingly Decrepit God To Be Fitted with an Omniscient Aid

“Wha—Where are my glasses? A tsunami in Tonga? Where the fuck’s ‘Tonga’? Russian forces massing on Ukraine’s border? What the hell?” These are only some of the many questions the caretakers of an increasingly senescent Supreme Being have overhea…

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Funny story: Bongo Bongo Bongo, Volcano Erupts In Tonga

Bongo Bongo Bongo, Volcano Erupts In Tonga

BILLINGSGATE POST: Climate change activists were outraged by the recent massive underwater eruption that spewed tons of filthy ash over millions of square miles of our planet, an area believed to be controlled by the Environmental Protection Agency…

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Funny story: White Cabbage Causes Volcanic Eruption in German Man's Belly

White Cabbage Causes Volcanic Eruption in German Man's Belly

After observing a volcanic eruption on La Palma causing havoc on this wonderful island, a German housewife decided to have white cabbage for dinner, preceded by a boiling hot plate of leek soup! Her husband Fritz Schmitz, who possesses quite a vol…

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Funny story: A Volcano Is Discovered In Lake Michigan

A Volcano Is Discovered In Lake Michigan

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – US meteorologists from Maine to Oregon are puzzled-as-hell at the discovery of a volcano that has suddenly formed overnight in Lake Michigan. The Alpha Beta News Agency was the first news outlet to report on the volcano,…

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Funny story: Mount St. Peaches Erupts In Georgia Causing Wide-Spread Damage to The State’s Peach Crop

Mount St. Peaches Erupts In Georgia Causing Wide-Spread Damage to The State’s Peach Crop

COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – One of the largest and oldest volcanoes in the south has just erupted spewing molten lave as high as 2,873 feet. Meteorologists had predicted to the day, when the 72,903-year-old volcano would erupt. The…

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Funny story: A Florida Octogenarian Couple Discover a Volcano

A Florida Octogenarian Couple Discover a Volcano

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that a huge volcano has just been discovered east of Pensacola. The volcano has been given the name Mt. St. Citrus. Reports coming out of the Plywood State point out that the Florida Hous…

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Funny story: Oklahoma City Residents are Shocked as a Volcano Forms Overnight

Oklahoma City Residents are Shocked as a Volcano Forms Overnight

OKLAHOMA CITY – Long-time hairstylist, Brucey “Skippy” LaFondue, said that, as he was headed to work at his beauty salon, he noticed smoke coming from a street gutter. As he got closer, he saw that the smoke was coming from a mound of dirt that ha...

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Funny story: Nik Wallenda Ready To Cross A Dangerous Lava-Spewing Volcano In Nicaragua

Nik Wallenda Ready To Cross A Dangerous Lava-Spewing Volcano In Nicaragua

SARASOTA, Florida – High-wire aerialist, Nik Wallenda, has been training to walk across an active volcano located a few miles outside of Managua, Nicaragua. The 41-year-old daredevil who is a 7th-generation member of he famed Flying Wallendas circ...

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Funny story: Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

WILDWOOD, New Jersey – President Trump was speaking to a huge crowd of GOPers at The Benedict Arnold Middle School gymnasium in Wildwood, New Jersey. He threw out red MAGA caps to the crowd, and was shocked when he saw one of the caps get thrown...

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Funny story: Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques

Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques

Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques is what we found out in our interview with Scientology representative Karen K-Pow. One thing she said in her interview that she thought was a misconception the public had about Scamatology, is that...

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Funny story: Auckland’s Mt Eden volcano blows its top at $50,000 fine for smoking in public.

Auckland’s Mt Eden volcano blows its top at $50,000 fine for smoking in public.

$50,000 Fine. Please pay immediatelyVolcanoes in New Zealand have been grumbling at the Government’s constant annual walloping of smokers of raising prices by 10% every year. Volcanoes consider themselves original inhabitants of New Zealand, and have...

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Funny story: A Volcano Expert From Bombay, India Predicts That Rhode Island's Volcano Will Erupt On September 13, 2014

A Volcano Expert From Bombay, India Predicts That Rhode Island's Volcano Will Erupt On September 13, 2014

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - The citizens of Providence and the state of Rhode Island have become quite alarmed after hearing the prediction of a volcano expert who lives in Bombay, India. The mayor of Providence received an email from a Mr. Primgar...

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Funny story: Yellowstone Officials Are Baffled As A Park Rhino Ends Up In Kansas

Yellowstone Officials Are Baffled As A Park Rhino Ends Up In Kansas

CODY, Wyoming - Officials at Yellowstone National Park are extremely puzzled at how in the world a Yellowstone rhinoceros ended up in Goodland, Kansas. The rhino named Randy was really in good shape except that he had worn his hooves down pretty b...

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