OKLAHOMA CITY – Long-time hairstylist, Brucey “Skippy” LaFondue, said that, as he was headed to work at his beauty salon, he noticed smoke coming from a street gutter. As he got closer, he saw that the smoke was coming from a mound of dirt that ha...
SARASOTA, Florida – High-wire aerialist, Nik Wallenda, has been training to walk across an active volcano located a few miles outside of Managua, Nicaragua. The 41-year-old daredevil who is a 7th-generation member of he famed Flying Wallendas circ...
WILDWOOD, New Jersey – President Trump was speaking to a huge crowd of GOPers at The Benedict Arnold Middle School gymnasium in Wildwood, New Jersey. He threw out red MAGA caps to the crowd, and was shocked when he saw one of the caps get thrown...
Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques is what we found out in our interview with Scientology representative Karen K-Pow. One thing she said in her interview that she thought was a misconception the public had about Scamatology, is that...
$50,000 Fine. Please pay immediatelyVolcanoes in New Zealand have been grumbling at the Government’s constant annual walloping of smokers of raising prices by 10% every year. Volcanoes consider themselves original inhabitants of New Zealand, and have...
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - The citizens of Providence and the state of Rhode Island have become quite alarmed after hearing the prediction of a volcano expert who lives in Bombay, India. The mayor of Providence received an email from a Mr. Primgar...
CODY, Wyoming - Officials at Yellowstone National Park are extremely puzzled at how in the world a Yellowstone rhinoceros ended up in Goodland, Kansas. The rhino named Randy was really in good shape except that he had worn his hooves down pretty b...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that President Obama has just received a text message from the government of China. Secretary Colfax stated that the Republic of China is very interested in purc...
WASILLA, Alaska - Vice-President Joe Biden, Ryan Seacrest, and Ke$ha all agree that Sarah Palin has just way too much free time on her hands. The Loose Moose from the Iceberg State has just issued her latest anti-Obama malarkey. The Tina Fey lo...
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - First it was the buffaloes stampeding out of Yellowstone National Park and heading south towards Colorado. Then there were reports that woodchucks were hurriedly scampering north to Montana. Yellowstone National Park rangers...
NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh loves the fact that he has stolen the national spotlight from Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. El Rusho, as he is known in Mexico City, has just stated on his radio talk show that President Obama needs to do the r...
Although the size of the earthquakes are not too large, except the one in Los Angeles, the United States has been shaken by a record number of quakes and aftershocks this past month. Other parts of the world have been hit hard also so what is goin...
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - A group of scientific explorers from Yale University have just made an amazing discovery in the smallest state in the nation. The Yale team has just discovered an undiscovered volcano located about 29.7 miles west of the...
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - The office of the California Seismic Safety Commission has determined that the drought conditions prevalent in the western U.S. may create an unstable situation for currently dormant volcanoes. California has plenty of haza...
FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - A group of Arkansas residents were surprised to receive a visit from the local sheriff. Reporters for a local television station reported that Sheriff Hadley Foxfair, 51, received word about an illegal activity that was go...
REDDiNG, CALIFORNIA - Today scientists from Stanford University School of Earth Sciences announced a startling discovery - a gigantic sinkhole at the bottom of Lake Shasta, ten miles north of Redding. Lake Shasta, with a surface area of 30,000 acr...
Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years. "It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking. Why is the well-known group going against A...
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