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Funny story: Kentucky Fried Chicken Introduces Their Fantastic Beerless Beer-Tasting Wings

Kentucky Fried Chicken Introduces Their Fantastic Beerless Beer-Tasting Wings

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - In a product developmental move that is sure to be a huge success, KFC has just informed the news media that their crack group of scientists/cooks have developed chicken wings that taste just like beer, but cont…

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Funny story: Wyoming Livestock Scientists Develop a Goat That Tastes Just Like Chicken

Wyoming Livestock Scientists Develop a Goat That Tastes Just Like Chicken

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - Scientists and chemists with the Wyoming State Dept. of Animal Husbandry (WDDAH) have just announced that they have just developed a goat that tastes exactly like Kentucky Fried Chicken. The discovery was made a…

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Funny story: Kentucky Fried Abortion

Kentucky Fried Abortion

Kentucky has finally made abortion illegal, as God and Baby Jesus meant for it to be. Now incest can thrive and return backwoods hillbillies to the numbers they once enjoyed during their heyday. “How come I cain’t screw ma daughter?” one native K…

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Funny story: KFC Scientists Have Developed a Chicken That Has Six Wings

KFC Scientists Have Developed a Chicken That Has Six Wings

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - Kentucky Fried Chicken is proud and thrilled to annouce that their crack group of scientist/cooks have just developed a chicken that has six regular-sized wings. Harlandale "Bubba" Sanders, a great grandson o…

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Funny story: KFC Discontinues Their Seagull Tenders Due To A Huge Customer Backlash

KFC Discontinues Their Seagull Tenders Due To A Huge Customer Backlash

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - KFC has given in to the demands of it's patrons and effective immediately it will be discontinuing it's latest menu item, the Seagull Tenders. KFC heard it loud and clear that people do not want to eat a bird…

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Funny story: Will Smith Has Just Been Banned From Every Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant In The United States

Will Smith Has Just Been Banned From Every Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant In The United States

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just stated that Will "The Asshole" Smith has just been told that he will not be allowed to eat at any one of America's 24,213 KFC's. KFC spokesperson Audra Riffameister, 49, made it ab…

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Funny story: Kentucky Fried Chicken To Start Selling Fried Dr. Pepper

Kentucky Fried Chicken To Start Selling Fried Dr. Pepper

LEXINGTON, Kentucky – (Satire News) – In a move to help increase sagging sales, KFC has decided to implement a new menu item. A spokesperson for the chicken giant, Filla Marshenco, 51, stated that starting in January 2022, all of the 23,802 KFC’s…

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Funny story: KFC Says That Due To The Chicken Shortage They Are Going To Start Serving Beef Enchiladas

KFC Says That Due To The Chicken Shortage They Are Going To Start Serving Beef Enchiladas

CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that due to the nation's widespread chicken shortage, the fried chicken giant will have to alter their menu a bit. TTT reporter Tapioca Swizzle, said that she was told by…

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Funny story: Chic-fil-A Reaches Out to the Gay Community and Says Our Chickens Don’t Care if You’re Gay

Chic-fil-A Reaches Out to the Gay Community and Says Our Chickens Don’t Care if You’re Gay

COLLEGE PARK, Georgia – (Business Satire) - Several years ago, the CEO and owner of Chic-fil-A made a comment that upset the LGBTQ community something awful. And the LGBTQers got together and boycotted the chicken establishment, saying that they’d…

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Funny story: A Former Miss Kentucky Has Been Sentenced To Prison on Sex Charges

A Former Miss Kentucky Has Been Sentenced To Prison on Sex Charges

FRANKFORT, Kentucky – The state of Kentucky is famous for thoroughbred race horses, and now, for a thoroughbred ex-school teacher. Former girl’s P.E. teacher Rhonda F. Boxwinkle, is headed to the big house. And, no doubt, the rough and tumble Dixi…

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Funny story: KFC Addresses the Rumor That They Fed Their Chickens Picante Sauce To Produce a Naturally Spicy Chicken

KFC Addresses the Rumor That They Fed Their Chickens Picante Sauce To Produce a Naturally Spicy Chicken

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – The Kentucky Fried Chicken Corporation wants to address a rumor that apparently first started in Pensacola, Florida. Reignbeau Berra, who is KFC’s director of advertising, said that she first heard about the rumor from her 1…

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Funny story: President Trump Visits a KFC and a Secret Service Agent Fires off a Shot

President Trump Visits a KFC and a Secret Service Agent Fires off a Shot

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – The President and his creepy-looking Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, were having lunch at a local KFC. An employee commented that the two were sitting at the far end of the restaurant like a couple of forlorn lovers. T...

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Issues A Stern Warning To President Trump

The Supreme Court Issues A Stern Warning To President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is reportedly as angry as a giraffe with a sore throat. The United States Supreme Court has just issued him an extremely drastic warning. According to The iNews Agency, Trump was told that the Supreme Court judge...

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Funny story: Trump Passes Executive Order Banning Whistleblowing

Trump Passes Executive Order Banning Whistleblowing

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump has given a press conference in the KFC parking lot during which he discussed his most recent executive order banning whistleblowing. "This whistleblowing, it's nasty stuff. We need to let people know they can...

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Funny story: Colonel Sanders Testifies Before House Intel Committee

Colonel Sanders Testifies Before House Intel Committee

Potentially pitting the President of the United States against the grandfatherly icon of fast food chicken, Colonel Sanders testified before an oxymoronic House Intelligence Committee while a transfixed world watched on television. In the unfoldin...

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Funny story: FBI: Chris Christie Established Back Channel to KFC Early in Trump Campaign

FBI: Chris Christie Established Back Channel to KFC Early in Trump Campaign

A bombshell report by the New York Times details an FBI investigation into Chris Christie's contacts with KFC as early as March 2016 when he advised then presidential candidate Donald Trump. First son in-law Jared Kushner is also a target in the...

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Funny story: "Breatharian" Sues Nearby KFC For Weight Gain

"Breatharian" Sues Nearby KFC For Weight Gain

A London area man who claims he has not eaten in ten years sued a local KFC for his weight gain and lost in court. Sid Putnam, a self proclaimed Breatharian, claims he gets all of his nutrients from the air he breathes and that just the smell of...

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