CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that due to the nation's widespread chicken shortage, the fried chicken giant will have to alter their menu a bit. TTT reporter Tapioca Swizzle, said that she was told by…
COLLEGE PARK, Georgia – (Business Satire) - Several years ago, the CEO and owner of Chic-fil-A made a comment that upset the LGBTQ community something awful. And the LGBTQers got together and boycotted the chicken establishment, saying that they’d…
FRANKFORT, Kentucky – The state of Kentucky is famous for thoroughbred race horses, and now, for a thoroughbred ex-school teacher. Former girl’s P.E. teacher Rhonda F. Boxwinkle, is headed to the big house. And, no doubt, the rough and tumble Dixi…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – The Kentucky Fried Chicken Corporation wants to address a rumor that apparently first started in Pensacola, Florida. Reignbeau Berra, who is KFC’s director of advertising, said that she first heard about the rumor from her 1…
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – The President and his creepy-looking Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, were having lunch at a local KFC. An employee commented that the two were sitting at the far end of the restaurant like a couple of forlorn lovers. T...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is reportedly as angry as a giraffe with a sore throat. The United States Supreme Court has just issued him an extremely drastic warning. According to The iNews Agency, Trump was told that the Supreme Court judge...
Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump has given a press conference in the KFC parking lot during which he discussed his most recent executive order banning whistleblowing. "This whistleblowing, it's nasty stuff. We need to let people know they can...
Potentially pitting the President of the United States against the grandfatherly icon of fast food chicken, Colonel Sanders testified before an oxymoronic House Intelligence Committee while a transfixed world watched on television. In the unfoldin...
A bombshell report by the New York Times details an FBI investigation into Chris Christie's contacts with KFC as early as March 2016 when he advised then presidential candidate Donald Trump. First son in-law Jared Kushner is also a target in the...
A London area man who claims he has not eaten in ten years sued a local KFC for his weight gain and lost in court. Sid Putnam, a self proclaimed Breatharian, claims he gets all of his nutrients from the air he breathes and that just the smell of...
The announcement by the FDA on Wednesday morning has sent a shock wave through the U.S. fast food industry and startled even its most loyal consumer base. The discovery, hidden in near plain sight within KFC's supply chain, has shaken the very t...
Williamstown, KY--Answers in Genesis, the fundamentalist Bible apologetics organization that advocates the Earth is only four thousand years old and even built a museum in Petersburg, KY, to prove that thesis, announced today that they were going to...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama now faces probably his toughest dining-room challenge since passage of mashed potatoes in 2009 - persuading Malia and/or Michelle to pass the fried chicken (KFC). Both Malia and Michelle plan to block the passage...
KFC has announced that all of its 7 Vermont locations will now feature Bernie Sanders cookbook recipes mixed with Colonel Sanders' old favorites. New menu items include: Karl Marx progressive Jewish commie chicken patties, grilled Hillary extr...
Burlington, Vermont -- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected deceased fast food mogul Col. Harlan David Sanders as his vice presidential running mate. Asked to describe the "flavor" of their campaign, Col. Sanders said: "It...
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - "We almost lost a billion dollar market in Russia", stated KFC spokesman, Stonewall Jackson VI, today in a news conference to announce its expansion in the former Soviet Union. "When we ordered the KFC signs from a local...
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The spokesperson for KFC, Ty Picklefeather, has informed the news media that the fried chicken fast food franchise has agreed to remove the Confederate flags found out in the parking lot of some of its Southern restaurants.
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