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Funny story: Trump Passes Executive Order Banning Whistleblowing

Trump Passes Executive Order Banning Whistleblowing

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump has given a press conference in the KFC parking lot during which he discussed his most recent executive order banning whistleblowing. "This whistleblowing, it's nasty stuff. We need to let people know they can...

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Funny story: Colonel Sanders Testifies Before House Intel Committee

Colonel Sanders Testifies Before House Intel Committee

Potentially pitting the President of the United States against the grandfatherly icon of fast food chicken, Colonel Sanders testified before an oxymoronic House Intelligence Committee while a transfixed world watched on television. In the unfoldin...

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Funny story: FBI: Chris Christie Established Back Channel to KFC Early in Trump Campaign

FBI: Chris Christie Established Back Channel to KFC Early in Trump Campaign

A bombshell report by the New York Times details an FBI investigation into Chris Christie's contacts with KFC as early as March 2016 when he advised then presidential candidate Donald Trump. First son in-law Jared Kushner is also a target in the...

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Funny story: "Breatharian" Sues Nearby KFC For Weight Gain

"Breatharian" Sues Nearby KFC For Weight Gain

A London area man who claims he has not eaten in ten years sued a local KFC for his weight gain and lost in court. Sid Putnam, a self proclaimed Breatharian, claims he gets all of his nutrients from the air he breathes and that just the smell of...

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Funny story: Feds Seize Record 10 Tons Of Organic Chicken from KFC

Feds Seize Record 10 Tons Of Organic Chicken from KFC

The announcement by the FDA on Wednesday morning has sent a shock wave through the U.S. fast food industry and startled even its most loyal consumer base. The discovery, hidden in near plain sight within KFC's supply chain, has shaken the very t...

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Funny story: In Kentucky, Answers in Genesis Recreates a Biblical Flood to Float Noah's Ark

In Kentucky, Answers in Genesis Recreates a Biblical Flood to Float Noah's Ark

Williamstown, KY--Answers in Genesis, the fundamentalist Bible apologetics organization that advocates the Earth is only four thousand years old and even built a museum in Petersburg, KY, to prove that thesis, announced today that they were going to...

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Funny story: Obama Faces Tough Battle In House To Pass KFC

Obama Faces Tough Battle In House To Pass KFC

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama now faces probably his toughest dining-room challenge since passage of mashed potatoes in 2009 - persuading Malia and/or Michelle to pass the fried chicken (KFC). Both Malia and Michelle plan to block the passage...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

KFC has announced that all of its 7 Vermont locations will now feature Bernie Sanders cookbook recipes mixed with Colonel Sanders' old favorites. New menu items include: Karl Marx progressive Jewish commie chicken patties, grilled Hillary extr...

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Funny story: Candidate Sanders picks Colonel Sanders for VEEP slot

Candidate Sanders picks Colonel Sanders for VEEP slot

Burlington, Vermont -- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected deceased fast food mogul Col. Harlan David Sanders as his vice presidential running mate. Asked to describe the "flavor" of their campaign, Col. Sanders said: "It...

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Funny story: KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - "We almost lost a billion dollar market in Russia", stated KFC spokesman, Stonewall Jackson VI, today in a news conference to announce its expansion in the former Soviet Union. "When we ordered the KFC signs from a local...

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Funny story: KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The spokesperson for KFC, Ty Picklefeather, has informed the news media that the fried chicken fast food franchise has agreed to remove the Confederate flags found out in the parking lot of some of its Southern restaurants.

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Funny story: KFC Will Be Selling Duck McDuckies In Order To Compete With McDonald's Chicken McNuggets

KFC Will Be Selling Duck McDuckies In Order To Compete With McDonald's Chicken McNuggets

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The KFC Corporation has just announced that they have partnered with the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty on a new KFC menu item. KFC Spokesperson Ty Wylerstaff stated that the huge chicken franchise chain had been looking...

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Funny story: U.S. Facing New Mutated Chicken Flu As Over 100 NY-California Cases Already!

U.S. Facing New Mutated Chicken Flu As Over 100 NY-California Cases Already!

The good old Department of Health, Education and Welfare has been delaying news we could have used earlier but, as always, they "didn't want to start a panic". Well, better a panic than catching a mutating flu that fights off antibiotics. Although...

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Funny story: Kentucky Fried Chicken Announces They May Stop Selling Chicken

Kentucky Fried Chicken Announces They May Stop Selling Chicken

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Word out of the home office of KFC is that the chicken franchise giant is considering making a big change to their restaurant menu. KFC spokesperson Willow Riffaletti, 37, informed the news media that four months ago they hi...

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Funny story: Alex Jones Claims Eating KFC will make men develop breasts

Alex Jones Claims Eating KFC will make men develop breasts

Alex Jones has gone on the "Conspiracy Do-Dah Channel" and ranted that the government is trying to make men impotent by spiking everyday foods with aspartame. He appeared live on air and ranted that if he puts Tomato Ketchup on his beef burger it...

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Funny story: Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Blackburn Rovers Global Advisor Shebby Singh broke his silence today to explain what his job title actually means. Speaking to Robbie Savage on BBC radio phone-in 606 (nicknamed moan-o-moan in the football industry) he finally revealed the answer...

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Funny story: Repentant Yorkshireman Admits KFC Gravy Blunder

Repentant Yorkshireman Admits KFC Gravy Blunder

Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax today made a public apology for intimating that fast food chain, KFC, failed in its duty of customer service by neglecting to provide gravy with their chips. Mither, 64, had previously stated that he ha...

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