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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi arrested for criminal damage

Nancy Pelosi arrested for criminal damage

Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, was taken into police custody for criminal damage yesterday, after it was revealed that she had systematically torn up a copy of President Trump's State of the Union speech. The elderly felon,...

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Funny story: Democrats Auctioning Off Pieces Of Trump’s Speech

Democrats Auctioning Off Pieces Of Trump’s Speech

Democrats are auctioning off pieces of Trump’s State of the Union speech that Nancy Pelosi so exquisitely tore apart. Pelosi said that Trump’s State of the Union speech displayed, “a state of mind that had no contact with reality.” Translation: T...

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Funny story: Poozleosi Rips Up Speech: Like Hitler Tearing Up Treaty of Versailles

Poozleosi Rips Up Speech: Like Hitler Tearing Up Treaty of Versailles

BILLINGSGATE POST: Nancy Poozleosi had a bad day. Some would say it may have been the wrong time of the month. However, her being 79 years old, makes that unlikely. Other pundits, upon seeing her hand strength in tearing up more three pages at a t...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Watched The State of The Union Address: We’re Now Both Democrats Said The Prince

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Watched The State of The Union Address: We’re Now Both Democrats Said The Prince

WEST HOLLYWOOD – Mr. and Mrs. Prince Harry watched the president’s State of the Union address at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Holly, as the locals call it. The prince said that Trump appeared to be slurring many of his words, including Schumer...

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s State of The Union Address Contained 322 Lies, 322 Standing Ovations, and 61 Boos

Donald Trump’s State of The Union Address Contained 322 Lies, 322 Standing Ovations, and 61 Boos

WASHINGTON, D.C. – National Focus Magazine is calling President Trump’s State of The Union Address the most boring one since 1862, when Abraham Lincoln delivered his and he talked about his top hat, the new $5 bill, his invention of Lincoln Logs, and...

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Funny story: Will President Trump Give The Clap Back To Nancy During State of Union

Will President Trump Give The Clap Back To Nancy During State of Union

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump is not looking forward to giving his State of the Union speech this year. Last year, Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, gave him the clap during the speech. Reportedly, his doctor has warned him to use protection when he give...

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Funny story: Did Pelosi Applaud Trump's Speech too Frequently?

Did Pelosi Applaud Trump's Speech too Frequently?

Progressive congressional Democrats expressed great displeasure at the number of times House Speaker Nancy Pelosi rose to applaud statements by President Donald Trump during his State of the Union address, Tuesday. Not all television cameras were...

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Funny story: How Often will Pelosi Applaud Trump Tonight?

How Often will Pelosi Applaud Trump Tonight?

Sitting behind President Donald Trump at the State of the Union speech a year ago were Senate leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker Paul Ryan. Every time the president made a point appealing to Republicans, McConnell and Ryan were on their feet, a...

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Funny story: President Trump Delivers State Of The Union Address On Twitter

President Trump Delivers State Of The Union Address On Twitter

The annual US State of the Union address read by the president, has never been given later than 12 February, but after political analysts had earlier predicted that this year's speech may have been as late as Christmas, President Trump took matters i...

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Funny story: Trump Proposes Again

Trump Proposes Again

Tuesday, President Trump and Republican Senate Majority Leader, Bitch McConnell offered a compromise to Democrats to end the five-week-old government “partial” shutdown. It is referred to as a partial shutdown because employees at the White House, Ai...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Talks Trash About Donald Trump

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Talks Trash About Donald Trump

Since when does a judge have a right to an opinion? This is outrageous! A judge, particularly a female, should remain silent, wear black, smile and never utter a single word! Male judges, on the other hand, since they're equipped with a piece of phys...

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Funny story: Obama's to Sing Final State Of The Union Address

Obama's to Sing Final State Of The Union Address

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama will make his seventh and final State of the Union (SOTU) address on Tuesday, January 12 at 9 p.m. ET. Instead of holding a traditional address before the Joint session of Congress, he will be performing at the Li...

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Funny story: Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype

Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama wrapped up his State of the Union speech by Skyping with porn-star, Buster Hymen. The interview included queries about his favorite movie, what he wanted to be growing up, and what superpower he would like to possess.

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Funny story: The Astrology Channel pulls out of State of the Union coverage

The Astrology Channel pulls out of State of the Union coverage

Washington DC - Citing an off-color Mars/Neptune conjunction in Pisces followed by a psychotic Aquarius New Moon the acclaimed Astrology Channel has suddenly turned chicken. And cancelled Tuesday's live stream Presidential rant. It's the first...

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Funny story: 'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich

'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich

Washington - "The President has the right to remain obnoxious," US Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell said on the Sleazy-SS Channel's Fuck the Nation program in a timely free speech rant. "But he won't be getting a single red cent from decent...

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Funny story: GOP Gives Astonishing, Super Duper Obama Rebuttal

GOP Gives Astonishing, Super Duper Obama Rebuttal

Tuesday evening, Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) was tabbed by the Republican Party to deliver their official response to President Obama's State of the Union address. It would seem that Republicans wanted a woman to deliver this response to try...

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Funny story: Obama to focus on blow jobs in State of the Union

Obama to focus on blow jobs in State of the Union

Washington AC/DC - Described as a blow job to democracy Tuesday night's annual State of the Union circus is still big stiff -uh, stuff! - for the lame duck prez. Weeks of backroom White House choreography have suckcessfully buried a transatlantic...

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