Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 9 July 2018

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Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gathering of fools, it is hard to beat The Three Stooges for harmless idiocy. So when the newest rendition of this slapstick threesome, who entertained kids at matinees back in the 50’s, was formed last year, there were many who thought they had bitten off more than they could chew in trying to surpass the originals.

The last time an attempt to resurrect The Three Stooges was in 2016, when Nancy(Larry) Pelosi, Eileen(Moe) Feinstein and Barbara(Curly) Boxer signed up with Harvey Weinstein to produce "The Three Stooges Bonk Hillary." The three of them were all dressed in matching pink pantsuits which kept falling down as they chased Hillary around the set. Finally, they ended up in a classic dog pile with Moe bonking Hillary as Larry slapped her rosy cheeks while Curly poked her from behind. Harvey loved it and promised to enter the film at the Cannes Film Festival in 2017 after Hillary was elected president.

In this new episode with Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey, "The Three Stooges Meet FrankenTrump," Curly(Comey) proved to be the most hapless. In one of their recurring bits, Moe)Rosenstein) would slap Larry(Mueller) upside the face, who would in turn then bonk Curly(Comey). Curly would then turn and find that he had no one left to punch, so he would flail at the wind, as Comey is now doing on his book tour.

This episode is still being edited. It is hoped that it will be ready for its premiere this coming November.

NOTE: If Larry, Moe and Curly were alive today, they would think everyone was bonking crazy

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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