Democrats and Rachel Maddow insist Kim Jong Un appear before the Mueller Investigation Committee

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Tuesday, 19 June 2018

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Current dissatisfaction with Mr. Trump on his negotiations with North Korea has just taken a turn for the worse.

It is now clear Mr. Kim must stand before the Mueller Investigation to answer questions.

This is not a simple matter of a Trump Tower in Pyongyang. Mr. Kim has actually met with Vladimir Putin himself this year, as the first line of evidence. He might have received coded messages from Mr. Putin's eyeballs when he smiles, according to current CIA analysis.

Facial grimaces also ascertain Mr. Kim (as well as Trump) is in Mr. Putin’s control.

Additionally suspicious, at dinner in Singapore last week President Trump placed a hand on Kim’s back. Handshaking was prolonged, with hand warmth, through detection equipment in the cutlery, at unusually high levels.

In the long view for the Dems and Maddow, although Russia is no longer a communist system, it has never stopped being driven by a mania to bury the red sickle in the rest of the world. Particularly the United States.

Therefore, any naïve and simplistic notion to reduce troop drills in concert with South Korea practicing war games over North Korea is prima facie a demonstration of weakness and delusion.

It is not, said spokespersons of the Democratic Party, Rachel Maddow nodding vigorously to one side--it is not paranoia.

“The simple indutiable fact of our current time,” Mr. Schumer said yesterday, “is the world cannot allow peace to break out between North and South Korea."

He maintained further that Mr. Kim works for the old KGB, now underground. All this adds to Trump's conspiring with Putin to fix the 2016 election and seize it from Hillary Clinton.

Because no evidence has surfaced on this conspiracy theory the Democrats have turned to Mr. Donald Rumsfeld, of the previous administration.

What about this problem of no evidence of collusion, Mr. Rumsfeld was asked. Is that really a problem?

His response:

“As I said already, as with WMD and going to war with Iraq, the absence of evidence is not evidence of no evidence.”

Representatives of North Korea have replied:

The Mueller Investigation is welcome to interview Mr. Kim in Pyongyang, including a barbecue, plus feedback from eager citizens--as with:

Mueller Mueller on the wall
Who's the smelliest of them all
Is it Trump or is it Kim
Or Comey's FBI within?

Analysts now say Kim's "Har Har Har!" following this jibe means he still favors diplomacy at this time, versus return to stockpiling nuclear weapons.

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