Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 6 March 2018

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The Trump Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: The tortuous twists and turns of this epic battle between the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller, who some say is being funded by the ACME Corporation, has reached the point of diminishing returns.

The ACME Corporation, which is said to have its roots in Russia, is the manufacturer of the notorious ACME ANVIL. As anyone who has watched this cartoon knows. Wile E Mueller spends most of his waking hours dreaming up ways to drop this anvil on the Trump Runner's noggin, ultimately to have the anvil fall on his own head by default.

What infuriates Mueller the most is just after the anvil falls on his head, the Trump Runner tweets, "BEEP BEEP" as he churns off into the horizon.

Now, each has his own fans. Those who love the Trump Runner for his audacious skills in avoiding the ANVIL are met by those who love the fact that Wile E Mueller is so ugly, his handlers have to tie a pork chop around his neck so his dog will play with him.

In the long run, the Trump Runner always wins. And that is why he always tells his fans, "You gonna win so much you may even get tired of winning."

Not yet......

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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