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Funny story: Why Wile E Coyote Will Never Be Invited To The White House For Victory Lap

Why Wile E Coyote Will Never Be Invited To The White House For Victory Lap

BILLINGSGATE POST: Of course, no one dumb enough to bet on Wile E Coyote to beat the Road Runner should entrust his bankroll to Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. But that, as simple a doctrine as could be, nevertheless, is violated on a daily basis by...

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Funny story: Trump Runner Dodges New ACME Golden Pee Pee Anvil

Trump Runner Dodges New ACME Golden Pee Pee Anvil

BILLINGSGATE POST: The only thing missing from this Norman Rockwell picture is his signature. The tranquil Sonoran Desert setting, where hundreds of episodes memorializing the epic battles between the Trump Runner and his sinister foil, none other...

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Funny story: Trump Runner Confounds Four Horsemen of Wile E Mueller Apocalypse

Trump Runner Confounds Four Horsemen of Wile E Mueller Apocalypse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Cast against a blue, gray Sonoran Desert sky, the Four Horsemen of Wile E Mueller rode again. In Biblical lore, they were known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction, and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Comey, Rob...

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Funny story: Wile E Mueller: "Trump Runner Tied to Russian Anvil Company"

Wile E Mueller: "Trump Runner Tied to Russian Anvil Company"

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the beginning there was nothing. In the middle there was nothing. And after over one year later, there is still nothing. And nothing pisses off Wile E Mueller more than hearing the MEEP MEEP! of the pesty Trump Runner as he b...

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Funny story: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller: Round 2

The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller: Round 2

BILLINGSGATE POST:: In the beginning, under the remote skies of the Arizona desert, there was nothing that would draw the eye of the raven into focus quicker than the epic confrontation of the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller. This was before the co...

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Funny story: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: The tortuous twists and turns of this epic battle between the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller, who some say is being funded by the ACME Corporation, has reached the point of diminishing returns. The ACME Corporation, which i...

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Funny story: Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner

Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: Some of my faithful readers might recall recent stories where I have written about Wile E Coyote and the ACME Corporation. Now, with some license requested, I have taken it upon myself to recast the epic confrontations between Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner in a modern setting. Using the original list of rules implemented by Chuck Jones to set strict rules of engagement betwe...

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Funny story: Tom and Jerry/Wil E Coyote and Roadrunner not seen since Trump won the election

Tom and Jerry/Wil E Coyote and Roadrunner not seen since Trump won the election

Ever since one of the world's most famous cartoon characters, Dark Lord Donald Trump came to power, questions have been asked about the whereabouts of other cartoon characters. Tom and Jerry, famously known for not getting along, and their cultura...

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Funny story: F8I (F..king 8 Idiots) Decide Hillary Not Guilty: The Fix Is In

F8I (F..king 8 Idiots) Decide Hillary Not Guilty: The Fix Is In

BILLINGSGATE POST: Laurel and Hardy? The Three Stooges? Abbott and Costello? W.C. Fields? Count em. Add them up. You get the F8I (F..cking 8 Idiots). Individually and collectively, they still weren't as inexplicably stupid as FBI Director Jam...

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Funny story: Cruz Bimbo Report By Wile E Coyote

Cruz Bimbo Report By Wile E Coyote

BILLINGSGATE POST: The five bimbos the National Enquirer claim had carnal knowledge with Ted Cruz have one thing in common; None of them have names at this time. That is just as well. Experience has taught this reporter that the slower a story unfo...

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Funny story: Hillary Gains Endorsement From Wile E Coyote: Both Seen Wearing Matching Pink ACME Pantsuits

Hillary Gains Endorsement From Wile E Coyote: Both Seen Wearing Matching Pink ACME Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: "As part of ACME Corporation, the greatest military-industrial complex the world has ever known, I, Wile E Coyote, hereby announce my enthusiastic endorsement for Hillary Rodham Clinton." "Although she was thoroughly schlonged...

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Funny story: Obama Named Native American Man Of The Year By FAUX NEWS

Obama Named Native American Man Of The Year By FAUX NEWS

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Barack Obama, wearing nothing but a loin cloth and a full Cherokee Indian headdress, made from real eagle feathers and leather, was featured on the cover of FAUX NEWS as Native American Man of the Year. In an earlier...

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Funny story: Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate

Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Secret Service agents, joined by ACME/Wile E Coyote Pest Control, are still searching for the rogue robotic gerbil that allegedly attacked Hillary Clinton during her restroom break this past Saturday night. Just as Mrs. Clinton...

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Funny story: Obama College Records Hacked: Enrolled As Native American Indian

Obama College Records Hacked: Enrolled As Native American Indian

BILLINGSGATE POST: In his first assignment with FAUX NEWS, Wile E Coyote, posing as a candidate for a Masters Degree in Political Science, hacked into Columbia University's application site and discovered that a student, who identified himself as Ch...

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Funny story: Wile E Coyote Takes Out Jihadi John: Joins FOX NEWS

Wile E Coyote Takes Out Jihadi John: Joins FOX NEWS

BILLINGSGATE SPECIAL REPORT: David Cameron announced this morning that Jihadi John was taken out in a strike led by Wile E Coyote, an ACME Corporation operative. This report has now been confirmed by the Pentagon. Jihadi John, a British born t...

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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Claims Road Runner Is Hillary's Love Child With Anthony Weiner

Wile E. Coyote Claims Road Runner Is Hillary's Love Child With Anthony Weiner

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story has to be true, if only because of the striking resemblance between the Road Runner and his purported parents, Hillary Clinton and Anthony Weiner. Have some doubts? Just check out side-by-side photos of the three of th...

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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Teams Up With Sergeant Bilko, Major Amos Hoople and Milo Minderbinder To Fight ISIS

Wile E. Coyote Teams Up With Sergeant Bilko, Major Amos Hoople and Milo Minderbinder To Fight ISIS

BILLINGSGATE POST: Outlined against a sand-swept landscape of broken down ACME anvils the Four Horsemen rode again. In the incomprehensible language of folklore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only subtitles.

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