NRA - National Rat Association

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Tuesday, 6 March 2018


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The NRA has finally flipped and released a video informing “every lying member of the media, to every Hollywood phoney, to the role model athletes” that their time is “running out”.

With the threats emanating from an association whose revel gleefully at opening fire at hordes of unarmed people, we at Back and to the Left news believe this threat should be taking seriously.

With this video the NRA are acting like ISIS without masks and they already have a fully armed army who are already on the streets of America.

NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch rounded the video off by stating:

“To those who bring bias and propaganda to CNN, The Washington Post and The New York Times, your time is up”

We hope the security at these places offices is very very good.

This video shows a arrogant cancer filled organisation that knows popular opinion is slowly swinging away from their favour. That is kinda expected when you’re standing on the side that is alright with the slaughter of five year olds in a nursery.

We at Back and to the Left news are fully aware that not every mass shooting is committed by a NRA member. That not every NRA member is committed to keeping machine guns on the streets. And that every NRA member isn’t happy with knowing there’s a decent chance their kid is going to be shot in the fucking face while reading “Bens Big Red Ball”

Fuck the NRA

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