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Funny story: ACME Anvil Ltd. Purchases Manchester United In Hostile Takeover

ACME Anvil Ltd. Purchases Manchester United In Hostile Takeover

BILLINGSGATE POST: ACME Anvil Ltd. announced the purchase of Manchester United from Malcom Glazer today in a hostile takeover that left Man U followers hopeful for better days. ACME, an offshore conglomerate located on Grand Cayman Island, also owns...

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Funny story: Why Wile E Coyote Will Never Be Invited To The White House For Victory Lap

Why Wile E Coyote Will Never Be Invited To The White House For Victory Lap

BILLINGSGATE POST: Of course, no one dumb enough to bet on Wile E Coyote to beat the Road Runner should entrust his bankroll to Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. But that, as simple a doctrine as could be, nevertheless, is violated on a daily basis by...

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Funny story: Trump Runner Dodges New ACME Golden Pee Pee Anvil

Trump Runner Dodges New ACME Golden Pee Pee Anvil

BILLINGSGATE POST: The only thing missing from this Norman Rockwell picture is his signature. The tranquil Sonoran Desert setting, where hundreds of episodes memorializing the epic battles between the Trump Runner and his sinister foil, none other...

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Funny story: Trump Runner Confounds Four Horsemen of Wile E Mueller Apocalypse

Trump Runner Confounds Four Horsemen of Wile E Mueller Apocalypse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Cast against a blue, gray Sonoran Desert sky, the Four Horsemen of Wile E Mueller rode again. In Biblical lore, they were known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction, and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Comey, Rob...

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Funny story: Wile E Mueller: "Trump Runner Tied to Russian Anvil Company"

Wile E Mueller: "Trump Runner Tied to Russian Anvil Company"

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the beginning there was nothing. In the middle there was nothing. And after over one year later, there is still nothing. And nothing pisses off Wile E Mueller more than hearing the MEEP MEEP! of the pesty Trump Runner as he b...

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Funny story: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller: Round 2

The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller: Round 2

BILLINGSGATE POST:: In the beginning, under the remote skies of the Arizona desert, there was nothing that would draw the eye of the raven into focus quicker than the epic confrontation of the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller. This was before the co...

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Funny story: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: The tortuous twists and turns of this epic battle between the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller, who some say is being funded by the ACME Corporation, has reached the point of diminishing returns. The ACME Corporation, which i...

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Funny story: Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner

Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: Some of my faithful readers might recall recent stories where I have written about Wile E Coyote and the ACME Corporation. Now, with some license requested, I have taken it upon myself to recast the epic confrontations between Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner in a modern setting. Using the original list of rules implemented by Chuck Jones to set strict rules of engagement betwe...

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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Turns Down Offer Of 72 Virgin Road Runners

Wile E. Coyote Turns Down Offer Of 72 Virgin Road Runners

BILLINGSGATE POST: Negotiations between ISIS and Wile E. Coyote broke down yesterday after ISIS offered Wile E. their standard, blue-plate 72 Virgin Road Runner Special if he would join their terrorist group. Unlike General McAuliffe, who respond...

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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Using ACME Facial Recognition Kit To Nullify Road Runner Clone Application

Wile E. Coyote Using ACME Facial Recognition Kit To Nullify Road Runner Clone Application

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the on-going saga of Coyote vs Road Runner, an escalation engineered by the ever-devious Road Runner confused the GPS setting on the ACME HellFire missile, resulting in a total malfunction of the tracking device, causing it to...

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Funny story: Judge Rules That Wile E. Coyote Can Use Predator Drone To Attack Road Runner

Judge Rules That Wile E. Coyote Can Use Predator Drone To Attack Road Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a preliminary hearing, Judge Amos Whitaker ruled that Wile E. Coyote be allowed to use an unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) to attack Road Runner. Despite arguments by Road Runner that this would give Coyote an unfair advantage an...

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Funny story: BP Hires Wiley Coyote's Acme Corporation To Help With Oil Spill

BP Hires Wiley Coyote's Acme Corporation To Help With Oil Spill

Acme Corporation is reporting a huge profit upswing this month. Acme is the chief supplier of underwater doo-dads for BP Corporation, the sponsors of what is now the largest oil spill ever. BP has been buying heavily from Acme in its attempts to up c...

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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote destroys Road Runner in sick explosive gaffe

Wile E. Coyote destroys Road Runner in sick explosive gaffe

Road Runner was killed today in what is being described as a terrible accident. Nemesis Wile E. Coyote had apparently laid an obvious trap for the fast-legged avian but somehow managed to actually not do a half-arsed enough job, and killed the critte...

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