Congress Votes to Start Trump White House Employment Agency

Written by Al N.

Friday, 2 March 2018

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Everyone with a tie failed the criminal check.

Washington, DC With Hope Hicks the most recent resignation in Trump's White House, Congress has established an employment agency department that can check resumes, conduct interviews, and determine qualifications for people to work in the White House.

"Let's face it, he's had over a year and not only has he not filled all the positions he's supposed to yet, with all the resignations and firings, there isn't even enough people left there to empty the trash, although that's not the only reason something stinks up there," said an anonymous Senate spokesman.

It has been reported that most of the applicants haven't been able to get by the criminal check.

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