Amid President Trump's frustrations with Alec Baldwin relentlessly lampooning him on Saturday Night Live, the American president may have completely lost his marbles. With the entertainment industry poking fun at him every 30 seconds on The Daily Show, SNL, Full Frontal, the late-night shows, and others, Trump now thinks that EVERYTHING is about him.
Offering a rare interview, Trump spoke about the so-called fake media and fake entertainment, and fake boobies, in New York's Central Park. When asked why Central Park and not the White House, Trump shrugged and shivered, waving tiny hands about as he replied, "Nah. A black guy used to live there!"
When asked to site examples of Hollywood picking on the pouty little President,, the orange-hued Defender of Making America Great Again answered, "You know that movie with the chick that goes to that weirdo place with all the singing shrimps? With the flying guys?"
"Pittsburgh?" I asked.
"Nononono," the furry mop-topped sociopath corrected. "Oz! The land of Oz with the flying guys!"
I told him those were flying monkeys, but he was pretty sure that they were little flying Donald J. Trumps and it was very mean of them to pick on him like that. When told that the movie in question, The Wizard of Oz, was made back in 1939, he insisted it still counted.
Another example of the fake media lambasting him was when he pointed out that a sports reporter announced that the New York Yankees had lost to the Milwaukee Brewers by a score of 4 to 1.
"Fake news! Fake sports! It's all code! It's not about Major League Baseball, it's code for the Russians want to clone my wife, Melania! Not gonna happen! Oh, yeah, no, collusion with my best friends ever, the Russians."
Our interview was interrupted by a policeman on his horse, who stopped beside us to have a bowel movement. At the sight of the horse droppings on the ground, Trump exploded,
"You see! I can't escape it! Even that horse is mocking me! It made a perfect sculture of me! Except that it's brown and I'm more orangey! And check it out-- it's huuuuge!"