Written by b kenneth mcgee

Friday, 2 March 2018

The message first appeared on social media states the New York Times this morning. It spread around the world in a matter of hours. It was addressed to the people of America supposedly from God himself and spoke to people of all races and faiths. Apparently, the message is as follows:

"You say why? I say ...Why not! To tell you the truth, you folks really haven't been around that long in the context of human history. Oh sure, you made a really nice start and after some stumbles you seemed to have a good thing going. You even became the leader of the free world but pardon my language...What the hell happened? Look at you now! You have become consumed with hate and bigotry, racial and religious prejudice, you speak my words and then insult my son's deeds, you're cruel to animals and make fun of people who stutter!

Sooo...I gave you Donald Trump! I make stink! Ok...my bad! But...let me tell you something...Straighten up and fly right...or...you're gonna find out the literal meaning of the expression...HOLY SHIT!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Donald Trump, God




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