Mar-A-Lago, FL Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced for Donald Trump today that President Trump has begun planning a military parade to go across the United States. She said that the President wants to go with it from town to town, and speak in aircraft hangars along the way.
"It will be a glorious, wonderful way for the fantastic people of the U.S. to be close to, and maybe even see, their leader! This will be just what America needs to be great again!" tweeted Trump.
Democrats were quick to point out that all the stops that Trump wanted to schedule were in out-of-the-way places where Fox News was the main source of information.