Through The Looking Glass, Wa. D.C.-No stranger to controversy, it seems that President Trump has stepped in it once again. By bypassing one of the most powerful unions still in existence, Mr. Trump has earned the wrath of union hatters everywhere.
"It's unheard of!", Insisted Sylvester Tweed, union representative, who spoke to this reporter as long as we agreed to keep changing places.Responding to the president's idea to host a parade featuring woman's hats, he said,"We, the Hatters of America, are furious! We resent very much the usurping of our agenda by a president who up until now has barely given lip-service to our cause.
The extremely mad hatters have tried, unsuccessfully, for now, to draw others into their cause. Both March Hares and Dormice have expressed little interest, citing previous commitments. President Trump, for his part, has mostly declined to comment, saying only, "Hatters gonna hat, yo all!".