Written by Al N.

Sunday, 11 February 2018

image for Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting
Buckingham Palace also announced that it wasn't true that Princess Eugenie's hats are not elaborate spy antennaes.

Buckingam Palace The former wife of Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson, signed an agreement today with Buckingham Palace regarding the conditions she agrees to follow if allowed to attend royal weddings.

The first point was that Sarah must avoid Prince Philip at all times. The second point is she is not allowed to sell her story, access to her daughters or ex-husband, or secret journals to any media.

The third point that Sarah agreed to is more "controlled tweeting." The Royal Family offered to pay for her to take the same class that the Americans want their President, another out-of-control tweeter, to take.

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