Written by Al N.

Monday, 12 February 2018

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Trump's future Math class.

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump gave a speech on the golf course today and talked about how he will help safeguard the "future of America."

Trump said, "I am tired of the United States coming in #39 and worse in the Global Scholastic Scores. And it's because of all these crazy science and math classes.

First off, science teaches all these bad things, like global warming and evolution. And then Math--nobody uses that stuff in real life! It's a waste of money and time! I can't even spell Mathematics, and look at me today! The greatest world leader and richest man in history!

All that Math and Science does is bring down our scores! If we ever want to beat the Japanese and Chinese and Norwegians we have to get rid of these shithole subjects!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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