Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb…
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Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs
London - (Barefaced Cheek): Sales of Kate Middleton blow-up sex dolls have dived following customer dissatisfaction with the toy's much-hyped lubricants. The $5,000 latex plaything is billed as coming with a state-of-the-art body-temperature gel d...
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Prince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band
LONDON – (UK Satire) – After not wanting to reveal who their favorite rock band is, William and Kate finally divulged the band’s name to noted English news agency writer Loretta Piffinshaw, with Ta Ta For Now News. The happy, musically inclined ro…
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...
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Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!
FOX NEWS NATION - Republican pin up girl, Ann Coulter, flashed her breastesesses (ahem) on the Fox News Sunday program. The panel of six well known conservative pundits were talking about Obama's embassy staff's cowardly apologies to the A-rab terr...
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Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"
Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...
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Buckingham Palace Mails Out 1,900 Wedding Invitations - Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York Does Not Get One
After Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says "I Feel Your Pain"
Kate mucks up marriage vows, marries Prince Phillip by mistake and becomes William's step grandmother - ma'am is furious
Kate Middleton garden gnome caught in lewd shagging act at Chelsea Flower Show
New pills to stop her from barking
Celebrating last birthday as commoner Kate Middleton confesses she's a big fan of The Spoof.com spoofers
Astrologer Charts Optimum Time and Date for Royal Couple to Wed
Royal Wedding to be a drab affair
Kate Middleton Nude Shock
Koo Stark $5 million life story admits she and Prince Charles are Kate Middleton's real parents
Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton
Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest
Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup
London - (Reuterus): She's to be microchipped like the royal corgis - in case of any abduction or kidnapping attempts. Random drug testing, regular monitoring of SMS texts/emails and compulsory lie detector tests every six months are also on the P...
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Prince William Denies That He Is Cheating On Princess Catherine
LONDON – (UK Satire) – There appears to be a bit of a storm brewing in the house of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Tickety Boo News reports that William and Catherine are on the outs due to a report that was put out by Piers Morgan, which stat…
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Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'
Prince William is said to be 'furious' after his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, allegedly upset his wife-to-be, the commoner Kate Middleton. The row took place in Buckingham Palace late one evening, sources say, and resulted in Miss Middleton st...
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Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed
Kate Middleton, next in line to be Queen of Hearts, has been causing quite a stir of late with talk of her proposed marriage to Prince William. Rumours abound as to who is designing parts of her planned wedding attire. And fans and pundits alike,...
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Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000
LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...
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Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
Photographers at the Royal Wedding will be prepared for all things: bad weather, poor lighting, distance shots, etc. They are also, however, preparing for events not generally anticipated, like nip slips and wardrobe malfunctions. Coveted press pos...
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Queen Elizabeth II Has Booked The Rolling Stones To Play At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception
LONDON - Queen Elizabeth II has informed the media that she has booked one of the greatest rock and roll bands off all time, The Rolling Stones to perform at her grandson William and her future granddaughter-in-law Kate's wedding reception. Accord...
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Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump
London - With the wedding bells all but rung, many are wondering when Kate Middleton and Prince William will get down to brass tacks. While many think the Honeymoon Night has been completely hidden, I was there when Donald Trump today divulged he has...
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More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced
To celebrate the Royal Wedding of whatsisname to whodyamacallit at the church place in London, amongst many companies jumping on the bandwagon, er, producing fine items of memorabilia, the Pound-Doubler group of discount stores have announced a feast...
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Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake
Originally chosen by Kate Middleton based on her love of the hit American reality show "Ace of Cakes", Chef Duff, master pastry chef and cake specialist will be delivering his creation just in time for the ceremony. Having designed cakes for the H...
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The Two Royal Brothers, Prince William and Prince Harry Are Having a Tit-For-Tat Brawl
LONDON - (Satire News) - There is not much happiness, joy, or brotherly love in the royal family these days, as the two sons of Prince Charles and Princess Di are going at each other like rabid dogs and cats. Prince William (of the lesser hair) fi…
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Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress
Greek xenophobe Phil "Duke of Edinburgh" Windsor has been caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress by a maid at Windsor Castle. Tillie Mint entered the private chambers of the Queen and Prince yesterday to find Prince Philip parading around...
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Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
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Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress
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Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed
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Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake
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Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
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Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000
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Prince William Denies That He Is Cheating On Princess Catherine
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The Two Royal Brothers, Prince William and Prince Harry Are Having a Tit-For-Tat Brawl
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Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait
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Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'
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Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs
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Queen Elizabeth II Has Booked The Rolling Stones To Play At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception
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More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced
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Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump
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Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"
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Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!
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Prince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band
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