Funny story - Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb…

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Funny story - Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs

Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs

London - (Barefaced Cheek): Sales of Kate Middleton blow-up sex dolls have dived following customer dissatisfaction with the toy's much-hyped lubricants. The $5,000 latex plaything is billed as coming with a state-of-the-art body-temperature gel d...

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Funny story - Prince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band

Prince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band

LONDON – (UK Satire) – After not wanting to reveal who their favorite rock band is, William and Kate finally divulged the band’s name to noted English news agency writer Loretta Piffinshaw, with Ta Ta For Now News. The happy, musically inclined ro…

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Funny story - On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...

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Funny story - Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

FOX NEWS NATION - Republican pin up girl, Ann Coulter, flashed her breastesesses (ahem) on the Fox News Sunday program. The panel of six well known conservative pundits were talking about Obama's embassy staff's cowardly apologies to the A-rab terr...

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Funny story - Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...

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Funny story - Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup

Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup

London - (Reuterus): She's to be microchipped like the royal corgis - in case of any abduction or kidnapping attempts. Random drug testing, regular monitoring of SMS texts/emails and compulsory lie detector tests every six months are also on the P...

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Funny story - Prince William Denies That He Is Cheating On Princess Catherine

Prince William Denies That He Is Cheating On Princess Catherine

LONDON – (UK Satire) – There appears to be a bit of a storm brewing in the house of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Tickety Boo News reports that William and Catherine are on the outs due to a report that was put out by Piers Morgan, which stat…

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Funny story - Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'

Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'

Prince William is said to be 'furious' after his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, allegedly upset his wife-to-be, the commoner Kate Middleton. The row took place in Buckingham Palace late one evening, sources say, and resulted in Miss Middleton st...

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Funny story - Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Kate Middleton, next in line to be Queen of Hearts, has been causing quite a stir of late with talk of her proposed marriage to Prince William. Rumours abound as to who is designing parts of her planned wedding attire. And fans and pundits alike,...

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Funny story - Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...

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Funny story - When William hit Harry

When William hit Harry

When William hit Harry When William hit Harry he fell to the floor Smashing the dog bowl that lay by the door But Harry stood up and said “What’s up old mate?” Only to be felled by a left hook from Kate He rallied again with a voice gettin…

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Funny story - Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions

Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions

Photographers at the Royal Wedding will be prepared for all things: bad weather, poor lighting, distance shots, etc. They are also, however, preparing for events not generally anticipated, like nip slips and wardrobe malfunctions. Coveted press pos...

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Funny story - Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait

Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait

The wife of Prince Charles, Camilla Barker-Powles, appears semi-naked in the new Royal Family photograph by Sergei Pavlenko, which can be seen at the Royal Society of Portrait Painters exhibition from today.

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth II Has Booked The Rolling Stones To Play At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

Queen Elizabeth II Has Booked The Rolling Stones To Play At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth II has informed the media that she has booked one of the greatest rock and roll bands off all time, The Rolling Stones to perform at her grandson William and her future granddaughter-in-law Kate's wedding reception. Accord...

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Funny story - Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump

Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump

London - With the wedding bells all but rung, many are wondering when Kate Middleton and Prince William will get down to brass tacks. While many think the Honeymoon Night has been completely hidden, I was there when Donald Trump today divulged he has...

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Funny story - More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced

More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced

To celebrate the Royal Wedding of whatsisname to whodyamacallit at the church place in London, amongst many companies jumping on the bandwagon, er, producing fine items of memorabilia, the Pound-Doubler group of discount stores have announced a feast...

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Funny story - Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake

Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake

Originally chosen by Kate Middleton based on her love of the hit American reality show "Ace of Cakes", Chef Duff, master pastry chef and cake specialist will be delivering his creation just in time for the ceremony. Having designed cakes for the H...

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Funny story - The Two Royal Brothers, Prince William and Prince Harry Are Having a Tit-For-Tat Brawl

The Two Royal Brothers, Prince William and Prince Harry Are Having a Tit-For-Tat Brawl

LONDON - (Satire News) - There is not much happiness, joy, or brotherly love in the royal family these days, as the two sons of Prince Charles and Princess Di are going at each other like rabid dogs and cats. Prince William (of the lesser hair) fi…

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Funny story - Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress

Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress

Greek xenophobe Phil "Duke of Edinburgh" Windsor has been caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress by a maid at Windsor Castle. Tillie Mint entered the private chambers of the Queen and Prince yesterday to find Prince Philip parading around...

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