Funny story: Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

FOX NEWS NATION - Republican pin up girl, Ann Coulter, flashed her breastesesses (ahem) on the Fox News Sunday program. The panel of six well known conservative pundits were talking about Obama's embassy staff's cowardly apologies to the A-rab terr...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth

Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth

NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...

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Funny story: Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Exposed As Time Travelling Procreation Drone

Kate Middleton Exposed As Time Travelling Procreation Drone

The announcement that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be embarking on nuptials has left the whole world rejoicing the build up to another Royal wedding. However, shocking revelations have recently come to light that are difficult to even c...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy

Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy

The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has told close friends that she thinks tennis superstar and tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles finalist, Roger Federer, is "a bit dishy". The Duchess will attend the Centre Court spectacular with her siste...

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Funny story: Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Following the inevitable global exposure of the future Queen of England's pert breasts by the French paparazzi, Buckingham Palace has gone on the offensive and has threatened legal action against any party who publishes the offending photos, or who u...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson 'an upmarket version of Kate Middleton' says hooker agency

Jennifer Thompson 'an upmarket version of Kate Middleton' says hooker agency

Manchester - (Ass Mess): The Salford Slappers Escort Agency said today Thompson started off as a stunt double for some of Kate's less palatable early assigments (don't ask!) The two brunettes' physical resemblance was uncanny and spawned a whole...

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Funny story: Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!

Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!

Voyeurism is the pastime of spying on someone who is unaware of his or her presence. were the victim aware, he or she (usually, she) wouldn't be lolling around naked in the first place, especially in the presence, seen or unseen, of anyone else (unless she is also an exhibitionist). If the voyeur is hard up enough to ogle someone in secret and there is no one available to ogle, he will usually...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs

Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs

London - (Barefaced Cheek): Sales of Kate Middleton blow-up sex dolls have dived following customer dissatisfaction with the toy's much-hyped lubricants. The $5,000 latex plaything is billed as coming with a state-of-the-art body-temperature gel d...

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Funny story: Kate & Will - Shock Announcement

Kate & Will - Shock Announcement

Kate Middleton and Prince William have provided more information about their forthcoming wedding. The announcement will shock some people and puts in danger Government plans to make us all Happy. The statement reads: 'Kate & Will wish to ma...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton: Inside The Mind Of A Future Queen.

Kate Middleton: Inside The Mind Of A Future Queen.

It seems this lovely young lady, who has captured all our hearts - not just Prince William's - is destined to be our Queen one day. We know what she looks like and the official life story. But what is she like underneath the royal glamour? What makes her tick? We sent society editor Melissa Blit-Head to find out. Here is her exclusive report... The Hon Jemima Boden-Boden has known Kate...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos

Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Kate Middleton is getting more publicity than all of the British royalty combined including Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla, and the Duke of Liverpool AKA Timmy Tockerticky. Kate's hubby P...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton loses drug secrets in a handbag

Kate Middleton loses drug secrets in a handbag

London - (Desperate Royal Wannabe Mess): A fifty billion dollar drugs sting was thrown into chaos this week after recent MI6 recruit Kate Middleton left top secret intelligence about an imminent crack bust on a bus bound for South America. The inc...

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Funny story: BBC's Fiona Bruce relegated to Trash in the Attic show after hysterical performance

BBC's Fiona Bruce relegated to Trash in the Attic show after hysterical performance

Television Center, London - (Rotters): BBC newsreader Fiona Bruce has been dumped from her impending new Antiques Roadshow anchorwoman's job after a hysterical performance presenting the Ten O'Clock News tonight and is now being rele...

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Funny story: Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Now that the Royal Wedding invitations have been issued to all the relatives, VIP's, friends, hangers-on and Palmer-Tomkinsons, Prince William and Kate Middleton have issued their wedding list. Rumour has it that the happy couple would have prefer...

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Funny story: "You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Dumps Wills: Finally Shows Some Sense

Kate Middleton Dumps Wills: Finally Shows Some Sense

In a startling development today, Kate Middleton, heretofore suspected by some of being a hologram rather than a person, called a press conference during which she told William, Lord Prince of All He Surveys, to buzz off. "I mean to say," she sai...

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Funny story: Russell Brand in 'I shagged your granddaughter' call to Kate Middleton granny

Russell Brand in 'I shagged your granddaughter' call to Kate Middleton granny

London - (Satanic Slutz Mess): Stupefied silence greeted the announcement followed by loud hissing sound - like a colostomy bag seething with boiling effluent... "And what's more I've got the bloody vid to prove it!" The former wild man's call...

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Funny story: Russian TLTnews website spoofed over Kate Middleton story

Russian TLTnews website spoofed over Kate Middleton story

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Russian entertainment website TLTnews.net has become the latest victim of the awesome and legendary satirical powers of The Spoof website after it published a Kate Middleton story written by veteran Spoof writer queen...

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