Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!
FOX NEWS NATION - Republican pin up girl, Ann Coulter, flashed her breastesesses (ahem) on the Fox News Sunday program. The panel of six well known conservative pundits were talking about Obama's embassy staff's cowardly apologies to the A-rab terr...
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Kate Middleton To Play Upstairs Downstairs’ Rose Buck
London, UK - (Butlers Pantie Mess): An emergency reshuffle at the House of Windsor’s Brexit League has seen Kate Middleton relegated to playing Upper House parlourmaid Rose Buck in line with new expectations of the royal gravy train. “The Upstair...
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Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man
Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man. Palace...
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In
Kate Middleton, the girlfriend of Prince William, is, this morning, no longer the girlfriend of Prince William. The pair have packed each other in.
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Royal Wedding Whispered Conversations Decoded
While Prince William and Kate Middleton were being married,millions of viewers wondered what their royal whispers meant. Now professional lip reader Tina Lannin has deciphered their words for the rest of us. Here is a transcript: 10:20--William (to brother Harry): "Quite big, isn't it? This wedding." Harry: "Uh, yes. Now let's get on with it. 10:35--William (to Kate): "You look nice."...
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Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"
Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy
Kate Middleton Says That Queen Elizabeth is Starting To Get On Her Last Nerve
Pippa Middleton admits that she is afflicted with what is known as Internet Humor Site Forum Dwellitis
Country already bored of Royal Wedding warn experts
Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Has Just Scored An Off-Season Touchdown By Marrying The Beautiful Candice Crawford
Website to publish pix showing Kate Middleton 'is Justin Bieber's birth mother'
Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal
College of Psychic Studies channels Diana fury
Tea Towels to Return to Royal Wedding Kitsch List
Slash Plays To Soothe Bickering Royal Couple
The truth behind the Middleton fortune
Carole Middleton A Big Hit With The More Mature Gentleman
It wasn't only the stunning sisters, Kate and Pippa, who wowed a nation at yesterday's Royal Wedding proceedings, mum Carole picked up a more than respectable number of admiring male glances. Particularly from more mature gentlemen. Aside from...
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Kate Middleton orthodontist in Grand National glory bid
Liverpool - The man who's reshaped the gnashers of hundreds of Z-listers - including anorexic trainwreck Kate Middleton - is set to make history at Aintree on Saturday. Sam Waley-Cohen rides 12-1 shot Oscar Time in the Grand National, the first am...
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"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents
The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...
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Kate Moss to sue Kate Winslet
The model Kate Moss is to sue the actress Kate Winslet after the 'Titanic' star followed her husband in placing a copy write on her new legal name Kate Rocknroll. Winslet married the Virgin Galactic boss who is a nephew of Sir Richard Branson just...
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Archbishop to excommunicate Kate Middleton over royal abortion allegation
Lambeth Palace - (Ass Mess): Ecclesiastical sources are said to be livid today following the leaking of reports that Prince William's ex-girlfriend may have had an abortion rather than suffer a lifetime of mothering a new Anti-Christ.
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Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo
Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister's wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour...
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The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring
A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...
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Prince William helps to dry Kate Middleton's smalls
As meteorological records show April 3rd 2008 was the least windy day since records began. A high barometric pressure front had settled over Berkshire and although there was great visibility, the sun was not up to full strength becau...
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Depression Sets In For Royal Wedding Followers
A massive depression has set in for followers of the Royal wedding this Friday in London. Onlookers and spectators alike, some queuing for days along the planned route, have begun to accept the grim realisation that it will all be for a split seco...
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Naked holographic Kate & Pippa Middleton pop-up Advent Calendar all the rage for Xmas!
London - (Reuterus): The Middleton sisters' will launch their titillating nude Advent treat at the Royal Albert Hall this weekend. Advent's meaning of 'the coming' will really burst alive with the bronzed and beautifully Brazilianed gals' naked am...
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Scientists discover a third Middleton sister
Sweaty-palmed boffins at the University of California have made an astonishing discovery we can all enjoy - a new Middleton sister. The nerdy scientists from the SETI team were searching for hot extra-terrestrial babes to gawp at last week, until the...
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WTF with the itsy-bitsy white angora cardie, Kate?
London - The world of haute couture is gobsmacked: Kate's white, five grand evening dress topped off 'like a blob of sugarpaste icing on a ubiquitous fairy cake' - by a jaw-dropping fluffy angora cardie. "It's a classic anorexic/bulimic style-bibl...
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Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"
Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...
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The Magic of Middleton
If you're British (we know you are if you're reading one of our pieces, there was one Finnish guy that read one and he died! Our work doesn't seem to translate well for international audiences) you will know that the Royal Family are better than you and Kate Middleton is certainly better than you and whatever shit you do. Speculation is rife with how Kate manages to look so young and unflustered e...
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Diana ring-tone for 'surprised' Kate
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Kate Middleton's Nude Calendar Destined To Be One Of 2011's Top Sellers
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Hideously Ugly Kate Middleton Coin Causes Massive Devaluation of the Pound
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Kate Middleton 'Up The Duff'
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
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Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico
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Pippa Middleton Announces Engagement To Bargis Tryhol (The Man With The World's Largest Penis)
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Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Explains Where The Rumor That He Has A Naked Photo of Kate Middleton On His Screen Saver Came From
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Diana At 50: new pics published on iconic birthday!
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Palace mole tipped-off paps in topless Kate pics brouhaha
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Royal Wedding souvenir crockery industry goes down the pan
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More Naughty Nude Kate Middleton Photos Surface
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William gives Kate Middleton a cursed ring
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'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster
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A Dire Warning To Prince William Before The Occurance Of His Ill Fated Marriage To The Commoner Kate Middleton!
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Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters Are Feuding Over Who Will Be The First To Interview Pippa Middleton
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Will and Kate Visit Canada
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William to sue French mag yet again: Kate's boobs are much bigger he says.
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Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000
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Kate Middleton's cocaine dealer uncle is supermarket's Mr Bombastic
