Prince William Denies That He Is Cheating On Princess Catherine
LONDON – (UK Satire) – There appears to be a bit of a storm brewing in the house of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Tickety Boo News reports that William and Catherine are on the outs due to a report that was put out by Piers Morgan, which stat…
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man
Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man. Palace...
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Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!
FOX NEWS NATION - Republican pin up girl, Ann Coulter, flashed her breastesesses (ahem) on the Fox News Sunday program. The panel of six well known conservative pundits were talking about Obama's embassy staff's cowardly apologies to the A-rab terr...
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Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy
In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Breakup: A Hoax!
It appears that the press has a lot of egg on its face today after it was announced that the breakup between Prince William and Kate Middleton was just a prank.
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BBC's Fiona Bruce relegated to Trash in the Attic show after hysterical performance
Prince William becomes patron saint of offenders charity
Kate Middleton: My Natasha Richardson Copycat Skiing Tragedy Fears
Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest
Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!
Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof
Cameron is advised, morning suits you sir
Royal Baby Commemorative Mugs Already On Sale
Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In
Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal
Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
Pippa Middleton admits that she is afflicted with what is known as Internet Humor Site Forum Dwellitis
On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...
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The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring
A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...
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No More Fun At The Palace For Kate Middleton's Pussy
The people of Britain have woken up today to news so devastating that it could signal the end of these great Islands for ever.
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Kate Middleton: My gay heartbreak
London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton has spoken for the first time since signing an exclusive £500,000 kiss-and-tell about the loneliness of the last two years.
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Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday
"She may have been a looker, but her name wasn't long enough."...
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Diana Fountain turns blood red as Heather Mills blamed for William getting dumped
Hype Park, London - (Ass Mess): The waters of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain developed bleeding stigmata today after Heather Mills emerged as the culprit behind Kate Middleton's dumping of William.
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Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000
LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...
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Naming Kate's girls (and Trumps's two-bits)
NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Donald Trump places "all the blame for the fuss about the topless photos of Kate Middleton squarely on Kate herself." "There should be a law," says Trump, "that no British Royal be allowed to get nekkid, ever, even when bat...
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"Can You Smell Shit In Here?" Tuvalu Kate Asks William At Website Office
In an aside from legal wrangles in La Belle France, relating to a certain 'invasive photographic' orgy of unnecessary and quite pointless overexposure, which of course was lapped up by the French, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have been getting a...
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Kate Middleton: "Wills was a complete sex addict!"
Kate Middleton has narrowly avoided becoming the next Princess Diana this week by finally breaking it off with boyfriend Prince William. In an exclusive interview, Middleton revealed that their relationship could not continue because they are simp...
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Surrey City Man Looking Forward to Sex with Social Climbing Actuary/Wife in 2013
London based futures trader Martin Susspeck is planning to short his own wife's investment in the future successor to Queen Catherine Middleton. "Daft cow has it in her head if she times the next pup proper, the kid can marry William and Kitty's f...
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Kate, Duchess Of Cambridge Slated To Be Next Bond Girl
WOW! Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, mother of three and wife of a future king of England, has been offered and accepted the role of the next Bond girl in the next Bond film. So wow for her! Reading about the announcement, Prince Harr…
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Social workers took Kate Middleton's twin brats into care
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Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup
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Kate Middleton Shocker: She Confides To A Close Friend That She Is Now Having Second Thoughts About The Royal Wedding
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Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"
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Weird St Valentine's karma as Kate Middleton micromanaged into Liverpool rehab trip
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Never Mind Pippa's Ass, Get a Load of Kate's Tits!
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Queen Elizabeth Is Very Unhappy With Kate Middleton
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Kate Middleton garden gnome caught in lewd shagging act at Chelsea Flower Show
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New Yorkers' disgust at $100,000-a-table Kate and William dinner
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Prince Louis Seen Without Face Mask
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Prince William & Kate Middleton To Perform Amazing Stunt in Hyde Park
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Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton SO embarrasing says royal wedding bride
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Russell Brand in 'I shagged your granddaughter' call to Kate Middleton granny
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Kate Middleton: I'm no virgin.
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Prince William Marries Katie Holmes By Mistake
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Cavalier King Charles Spaniel hairdo a turn-off Kate is told
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Human Frights lawyer Sir Baldylox Fatcat Arzlikka QC will represent Kate at tit snaps hearing
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Kate Middleton Considering Breast Augmentation Surgery
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Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy
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Prince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band
