Holy macaroni! J.D. Vance is a definite, maybe shoo-in for the U.S. Senate seat from Ohio. A venture capitalist, he has gained recognition through his book Hillbilly Elegy and Ron Howard's film production of the Vance book. Recently, he caught th…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) – It’s being reported by the highly reputable Chicago Daily Wind, that Krysten Sinema has just been named the Most Hated Turncoat Bitch in America. Sinema, whose parents apparently did not know how to spell worth a shit [It…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Senate minority leader Mitch “The Moscow Bitch” McConnell was recently asked about the widespread rumor that he owns an official KKK hood and robe. McConnell almost choked on the slice of Pizza Hut pepperoni pizz…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Reports are that Trump is furious with the Daily Drama News Agency because they have reported the truth about his ever dwindling popularity numbers. DDNA reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has found out from highly reputable…
Unable to print enough money to fund spending, DC to go bankrupt this coming Tuesday night at midnight. Establishment Washington OUTRAGED to discover being liberal doesn't mean you never have to pay your bills. Biden blames Trump. "If former pr…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the ‘are you effen kidding me?’ department, Trump’s ass-kissing GOP senators are insisting that the U.S. government lend the new Taliban regime $83 million. The Daily Dirt’s Stormy Coin, noted that every Demo…
Washington - Ohio Representative Jim Jordan, who was just eliminated from participation in a January 6 Capitol Riot special committee formed by Nancy Pelosi, was visibly disappointed at a news conference in which he appeared with House minority chair…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Sparks flew all over the place at the latest Delta Dawn Virus Senate Hearing when President Biden’s Chief Medical Director Dr. Anthony Fauci lit into Senator Rand Paul, and literally turned the Kentucky hillbilly in…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – iRumors is reporting that Kevin McCarthy, who has single-handedly become the designated Trump ass-kisser recently had some X-rays taken, and they showed that he has no backbone. Nancy Pelosi reportedly said, that she could have…
Pittsburg, PA - On Tuesday, Biden laid out an ambitious infrastructure plan to get every single American moving again. Those of us above ground—and basement dwellers, alike. Digging deeper into the nearly 25 thousand page bill, he meant it, too!…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to BuzzFuzz, Ted Cruz is now the most despised senator in the history of the United States senate. BF's Sonora Cahoots spoke with several Republican senators who said that Cruz is a damn embarrassment t…
TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – An evangelical group calling itself The Anti-Democratic Crusaders, has been trying for the past four years to get the words vagina and penis, banned from public places in Iowa, such as nail salons, strip lounges, mass…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The iRumors News Agency has just reported that, after first insisting that he is as fit as Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell has come clean. He has admitted that the bruises, purple hands, Band-Aids, nose cast, and b…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A nationwide poll was recently conducted which dealt strictly on looks. A total of 901,883 individuals were asked to rate each one of the United States senators as far as looks go. A 10 was for handsome and beautiful. And a 1 wa...
SACRAMENTO - In a move that many are calling gutsy, the California state senate has voted to keep President Trump's name off the November ballot. The vote passed by an overwhelming margin of 197 to 3. State senator, Enrique Mintinlooper, told rep...
LANSING, Michigan – The Michigan state senate was thrown in a semi-uproar, when Senator Dale “Johnny Reb” Zorn showed up to the chamber wearing a medical mask that was clearly in the likeness of the Confederate flag. When asked why he would wear s...
“I believe in change from within,” said progressive Republican Senator Lamar Alexander of Tennessee, who gained notoriety for his much-debated decision to vote in favor of excluding witnesses from the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trum...
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