Sensational news today as it has emerged that during his time at top peoples' school, Eton College, Tory leader David Cameron, was an evil crack dealer.
The claims come in some book or other that's being serialised in the Sunday papers and talk of Cameron's evil doings. The Spoof spoke to his study-mate, Sir Tarquin Bletchington-Wetchington-Phipps-Mosely who told us:
"It was an open secret at Eton that if you wanted anything, and I mean anything, then David was the kiddie. Crack, grass, shit, whiz; you name it Dave could get it for you. I believe that he was also a bit of a porn baron too"
Cameron, who was dogged but doesn't like to talk about it, during the last election campaign, refusing to comment on allegations that he had smoked cannabis but rumours abounded nevertheless.
The Spoof door-stepped him late last night and a slightly slurred Mr Cameron commented:
"Hi guys, like far out baby I'm just chillin' wit de wife here. Do you want some stuff man? I got loads"
Westminster watchers are saying that this could be the end for the squeaky clean politico and they predict yet another leadership challenge in the very near future