AskFrFred Online Confessional Receives Award from Knights of Malta

Written by Pointer

Saturday, 10 February 2007

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"Notsobignazi"promises to hair sample every little sinner

Amid a procession of ancient Maltese Knights,all of whom are union members in the construction industry in Pelham Bay, Bronx, NY, the latest internet celebrity marched arms akimbo.

Fr Frederick "The Great" Tittslesin, honorary Procession Marshal for the Knights of Malta Annual Ceremony, was present to receive the Maltese Falcon, a much-coveted award in the world of Catholic Traditionalist Mass Media.

Tittslesin's wildly popular "AskFrFred44Giveness" online confessional is being recognized for its influence in resurrecting the Sacrament of Reconciliation. Grand Knight Vito "The Pencil" Facciolongo confessed: "I ain't been since Genovese ruled our ting but one day I was e-mailing my grandkids and I stumbled on the site. It felt good to get all dose corpses offa my chest.Now only Fr Fred and me know da where'bouts 'a Hoffa."

Screen name" Notsobignazi"'s online confession was featured at the award ceremony: "Bless me Father for I have sinned.I enjoy my power over children at MY Catholic HS. It feels like my own little Stalag and I get to cleanse it of all evil doers. But as for my sin, I must admit I cannot catch all of the infidels. Next year I hope to piss test and hair sample every little sinner in the camp, I mean, school. I promise to do better, Herr Frederick!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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