Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 10 February 2007

image for Shilpa Shetty, Borat and Suri Holmes Cruise audition for Tarantino's Anna Nicole the Movie
It's bound to be a winner

Hollywood, Ca. (Ass Mess): Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty is to audition for the title role of the new Quentin Tarantino film Anna Nicole the Movie.

Details are sparse at the moment but a studio spokesman has confirmed that Kazakhstani actor Mr Borat is likely to land the plum role of Anna Nicole's first husband Texan billionaire J Howard Marshall III.

And in a major coup for the industry Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's baby daughter Suri has been pipped to make her big screen debut by playing the star part of Anna Nicole's baby Dannielynn.

Shooting will commence immediately after the Academy Awards on 25 February.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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