So Boom, Boom Johnson Is About To Be Booted Out As Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom
They are calling Boris Johnson, a David Cameron with a spine, but without a brain. If the two could get together in a Vita-Mix and blend for three to five minutes, one still couldn’t produce a Winston Churchill. Adding a cigar and a brandy again woul...
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What is it really like at Eton?
Eton has raised twenty Prime Ministers including Boris Johnson. It has produced countless more posh open-mouthed shit-for-brains parasites, and, as such, has played a crucial role in destroying the myth of meritocracy in the UK for centuries. The...
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Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters
Hi everyone, and welcome to my world! My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions. As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...
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David Cameron - Great Speech - No Substance, No Policy
Conservative Party Leader David Cameron today wowed delegates with his footnote speech at the Conservative Party Conference in Manchester. Cameron appeared to wow delegates with a promise to punish the workshy, and those who abuse the welfare syst...
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Tories Fear Cameron Is Turning Into Prescott
Dave Cameron's announcement that he loves "darts, guinness and sky tv" has caused a panic in the Conservative Party. recently Cameron has been heard to speak with a Northern accent and he recently goosed Harriet Harman in the Commons and called her a...
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David Cameron the candidates debate 20 things he must not say
1 Don't mention Margaret Thatcher 2 Don't mention Nigel Lawson 3 Don't mention Norman "rottweiler" Tebbit 4 Don't admit Maggie raped you when you were 12 5 Don't admit rottweiler held you down while Maggie raped you 6 Don't admit you enjoyed it 7 Don't say, I did not have sex with that woman 8 Don't mention the Common Market 9 Don't admit you know where Europe is 10 Don'...
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British decide to stop moaning about the Olympics after Mitt Romney criticizes them
David 'Del Boy' Cameron and Rodders to run UK
David Cameron: Drugs boy
It started with a Miss never thought it would come to this.
War Of The Tombies: Chapter 1: First Strike.
Cameron's Surprise for Egypt
Cameron Was A Peeping Tom
Susan Boyle's new CD single is a smash hit Scottish classic
David Cameron Found to Have Failed Secondary School Mathematics
Local Couple Told To Get Their House In Order
Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved
London Ban On Men Over 40 Wearing Tracksuits During 2012 Olympics!
Man on the Street: "Britain Still Major World Player" says PM
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, David Cameron has inisisted that his nation will remain a major world player on the world economic stage and on a military level. What do you think? Elizabeth Rayner, 23, York (IT Consultant) - "I know Shakespeare said all the world's a stage, well then Cameron is an actor." Eloise Offen, 30, Wolverhampton (Urban muti-passanger transportational device...
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Lib Dems To Be More Muscular In Coalition
Humiliated Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has vowed that his party will be much more 'muscular' in government as the coalition goes into its second year. Clegg has announced a range of measures he intends to implement to demonstrate a change of emphasi...
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Cameron "Best Head We Ever Had" Say Old Etonians
David Cameron may be on the eve of his greatest triumph or worst disaster, but come what may there is no doubt in the minds of his former schoolmates that he was the best Head Boy they ever had. Lord Scopolamine of Bahookie recalls the Tory hopef...
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Labour In Surprise Coalition Pact With Conservatives
The Labour Party has agreed to form a surprise coalition government with the Conservative Party following intensive negotiations. The big two plan to crush the Liberal Democrats once and for all. Gordon Brown explained his decision. "Really there...
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Tory Tyrant Cameron Whips Backbenchers' Backsides
When Loyalist leader David Cameron got a gander of the list of Tory charges on Guv accounts, he threatened to reopen the Tower of London and dust of the Iron Maiden, the infamous " dish rack" and the dreaded " easy chair". British conservatives have...
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David Cameron recalls his days as a fag at Eton as he talks to factory workers about school discipline
In a speech, written by Bojo, Boris Johnson, Hairbrush Dave, recalled his fondness for his years spent at top Public School, Eton. Reminiscing about his days as a fag, he massaged his bum continuously. "If we stepped out of line, or when the S...
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First Film for New Film Studio - "Hell in our Time" A true Story!
Scaremonger Films, a relatively new British company to the film industry, are located on Oil Drum Lane, Grottville, Nottingham. Their Director V I Triolic, revealed details to our reporter Inchcock last week, of their first film to be released, later this year - A true story of horror, hatred, fear, debasement and corruption! The title will be "Hell in our time" - and it is to be made again...
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New Billion Pound Study To Ascertain Flood Causes
The government are to spend a billion pounds in studying the causes of the recent floods which hit the UK this winter. With the fallout still lapping at the feet of every hard working Brit, the Environment Agency still blame the Government and the...
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Responses to Cameron Popularity Poll in Nottingham
We asked the Nottingham firm of Tymoshchuck, Kuzmanovic, & Mulumbu, Real-Time-Poll-Assessors, if they would do a poll in Nottingham, to find out just what the people think of David Cameron. The branch manager, Branislav Pavlyuchenko, agreed, as long as his polster's could carry out the canvassing in disguise. we agreed. We said we would like the question asked: 'What do you think of Cam...
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Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron
Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...
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UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life
A government report on education in the UK, published today, draws radical, new conclusions about the causes of the apparent decline in educational standards. 'It had become established wisdom that young people were becoming more stupid,' explaine...
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Wiccan scorn as David Cameron boasts of baking bread made from 'smart' crop circle wheat flour
Los Angeles - A statement from the Supreme World Wiccan Council HQ has condemned UK leader David Cameron's suggestion that his home baked bread recipe has made him 'more intelligent'. The Brit Prime Minister has said he bakes his own daily loaves...
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Ten Comparisons between Santa Claus & David Cameron
The Comparisons between Santa and David Cameron 1. When the poor ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal, with Cameron, it's impossible. 2. Santa seldom answers the poor's you email, Cameron never answers the poor's emails. 3. Santa seldom answers the poor's mail, Cameron never answers the poor's mail. 4. Santa gets all the stuff he's got from k...
Read full storyFunny David Cameron Headlines
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David Cameron to star on 'Britain's Got Talent' singing the Ting-Ting's 'That's Not My Name!'
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Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!
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Jeremy Kyle Hosts TV First
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Party Leaders Agree to Head to Head Death Match
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Cameron's spam ring
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David Cameron organises Old Etonian "Fag Jamboree"
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Nationwide Anger Over Cameron's Race Comments
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Mortgage Approval boost for Cameron ahead of Conference
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Hezbollah Fury at Assad's "Secular Inclinations" Revelation
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Danny Dyer Appointed as Brexit Secretary
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Blair backs Cameron as next Labour Leader
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Cameron: "monkeys are lazy and stupid"
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Conservative leader Lord Snooty makes a complete fool of himself
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Skullduggery at Westmonster North, Tory candidate Joanne Cash and the OTHER Sarah Palin
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The Missus is My Kok Wank Says Cameron
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Tebbit turns up again
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David Cameron sets out to beat cock-sucking record
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Obama and Cameron Launch International Brotherhood Campaign
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Back in the saddle again!
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David Cameron Declares War On Seagullic State
