Funny story: So Boom, Boom Johnson Is About To Be Booted Out As Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom

So Boom, Boom Johnson Is About To Be Booted Out As Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom

They are calling Boris Johnson, a David Cameron with a spine, but without a brain. If the two could get together in a Vita-Mix and blend for three to five minutes, one still couldn’t produce a Winston Churchill. Adding a cigar and a brandy again woul...

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Funny story: What is it really like at Eton?

What is it really like at Eton?

Eton has raised twenty Prime Ministers including Boris Johnson. It has produced countless more posh open-mouthed shit-for-brains parasites, and, as such, has played a crucial role in destroying the myth of meritocracy in the UK for centuries. The...

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Funny story: Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Hi everyone, and welcome to my world! My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions. As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...

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Funny story: David Cameron - Great Speech - No Substance, No Policy

David Cameron - Great Speech - No Substance, No Policy

Conservative Party Leader David Cameron today wowed delegates with his footnote speech at the Conservative Party Conference in Manchester. Cameron appeared to wow delegates with a promise to punish the workshy, and those who abuse the welfare syst...

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Funny story: Tories Fear Cameron Is Turning Into Prescott

Tories Fear Cameron Is Turning Into Prescott

Dave Cameron's announcement that he loves "darts, guinness and sky tv" has caused a panic in the Conservative Party. recently Cameron has been heard to speak with a Northern accent and he recently goosed Harriet Harman in the Commons and called her a...

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Funny story: David Cameron the candidates debate 20 things he must not say

David Cameron the candidates debate 20 things he must not say

1 Don't mention Margaret Thatcher 2 Don't mention Nigel Lawson 3 Don't mention Norman "rottweiler" Tebbit 4 Don't admit Maggie raped you when you were 12 5 Don't admit rottweiler held you down while Maggie raped you 6 Don't admit you enjoyed it 7 Don't say, I did not have sex with that woman 8 Don't mention the Common Market 9 Don't admit you know where Europe is 10 Don'...

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Funny story: Man on the Street: "Britain Still Major World Player" says PM

Man on the Street: "Britain Still Major World Player" says PM

Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, David Cameron has inisisted that his nation will remain a major world player on the world economic stage and on a military level. What do you think? Elizabeth Rayner, 23, York (IT Consultant) - "I know Shakespeare said all the world's a stage, well then Cameron is an actor." Eloise Offen, 30, Wolverhampton (Urban muti-passanger transportational device...

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Funny story: Lib Dems To Be More Muscular In Coalition

Lib Dems To Be More Muscular In Coalition

Humiliated Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has vowed that his party will be much more 'muscular' in government as the coalition goes into its second year. Clegg has announced a range of measures he intends to implement to demonstrate a change of emphasi...

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Funny story: Cameron "Best Head We Ever Had" Say Old Etonians

Cameron "Best Head We Ever Had" Say Old Etonians

David Cameron may be on the eve of his greatest triumph or worst disaster, but come what may there is no doubt in the minds of his former schoolmates that he was the best Head Boy they ever had. Lord Scopolamine of Bahookie recalls the Tory hopef...

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Funny story: Labour In Surprise Coalition Pact With Conservatives

Labour In Surprise Coalition Pact With Conservatives

The Labour Party has agreed to form a surprise coalition government with the Conservative Party following intensive negotiations. The big two plan to crush the Liberal Democrats once and for all. Gordon Brown explained his decision. "Really there...

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Funny story: Tory Tyrant Cameron Whips Backbenchers' Backsides

Tory Tyrant Cameron Whips Backbenchers' Backsides

When Loyalist leader David Cameron got a gander of the list of Tory charges on Guv accounts, he threatened to reopen the Tower of London and dust of the Iron Maiden, the infamous " dish rack" and the dreaded " easy chair". British conservatives have...

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Funny story: London Riots spread to Dublin

London Riots spread to Dublin

Hot on the heels of the recent unrest in London, it has been reported that riots have now spread to Dublin. There were rumours last night that up to 3 pints of Guinness had been spilled in the past two hours in the centre of Dublin, and Irish Prim...

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Funny story: David Cameron recalls his days as a fag at Eton as he talks to factory workers about school discipline

David Cameron recalls his days as a fag at Eton as he talks to factory workers about school discipline

In a speech, written by Bojo, Boris Johnson, Hairbrush Dave, recalled his fondness for his years spent at top Public School, Eton. Reminiscing about his days as a fag, he massaged his bum continuously. "If we stepped out of line, or when the S...

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Funny story: First Film for New Film Studio - "Hell in our Time" A true Story!

First Film for New Film Studio - "Hell in our Time" A true Story!

Scaremonger Films, a relatively new British company to the film industry, are located on Oil Drum Lane, Grottville, Nottingham. Their Director V I Triolic, revealed details to our reporter Inchcock last week, of their first film to be released, later this year - A true story of horror, hatred, fear, debasement and corruption! The title will be "Hell in our time" - and it is to be made again...

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Funny story: New Billion Pound Study To Ascertain Flood Causes

New Billion Pound Study To Ascertain Flood Causes

The government are to spend a billion pounds in studying the causes of the recent floods which hit the UK this winter. With the fallout still lapping at the feet of every hard working Brit, the Environment Agency still blame the Government and the...

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Funny story: Responses to Cameron Popularity Poll in Nottingham

Responses to Cameron Popularity Poll in Nottingham

We asked the Nottingham firm of Tymoshchuck, Kuzmanovic, & Mulumbu, Real-Time-Poll-Assessors, if they would do a poll in Nottingham, to find out just what the people think of David Cameron. The branch manager, Branislav Pavlyuchenko, agreed, as long as his polster's could carry out the canvassing in disguise. we agreed. We said we would like the question asked: 'What do you think of Cam...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron

Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron

Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...

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Funny story: UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life

UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life

A government report on education in the UK, published today, draws radical, new conclusions about the causes of the apparent decline in educational standards. 'It had become established wisdom that young people were becoming more stupid,' explaine...

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Funny story: Wiccan scorn as David Cameron boasts of baking bread made from 'smart' crop circle wheat flour

Wiccan scorn as David Cameron boasts of baking bread made from 'smart' crop circle wheat flour

Los Angeles - A statement from the Supreme World Wiccan Council HQ has condemned UK leader David Cameron's suggestion that his home baked bread recipe has made him 'more intelligent'. The Brit Prime Minister has said he bakes his own daily loaves...

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Funny story: Ten Comparisons between Santa Claus & David Cameron

Ten Comparisons between Santa Claus & David Cameron

The Comparisons between Santa and David Cameron 1. When the poor ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal, with Cameron, it's impossible. 2. Santa seldom answers the poor's you email, Cameron never answers the poor's emails. 3. Santa seldom answers the poor's mail, Cameron never answers the poor's mail. 4. Santa gets all the stuff he's got from k...

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