David Cameron Declares War On Seagullic State
Following a spate of vicious attacks on innocent members of the public by Seagullist extremists, our Prime Minister announced he plans to tackle this growing problem. Speaking in Birmingham earlier today, and wearing a protective shower cap, David...
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David Cameron is officially announced GB's No. 1 "Wanker"!
Nick Clegg and his Lib Dems have opened the gateway for his arch rival to be announced as Britain's No. 1 wanker with Nick himself being selected as the second biggest wanker. Wanking is a fond hobby of politicians, they often wank themselves, the...
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Bloodsucking Parasites Are In Buckingham Palace!
The Queen, Prince Philip, and several other high ranking members of the Royal Family remain trapped in Buckingham Palace today after coming under attack by millions of fleas and mosquitoes in the early hours of this morning. The bloodsucking pests...
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Big Surprise As Conservative Party Choose Posh Bloke David Cameron
Eton and Cambridge educated posh bloke David Cameron has declared that he will make the Conservative Party more appealing to the British public.
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UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life
A government report on education in the UK, published today, draws radical, new conclusions about the causes of the apparent decline in educational standards. 'It had become established wisdom that young people were becoming more stupid,' explaine...
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Dead people to pay VAT
The Government has announced that dead people will have to pay VAT on the amount of time it takes them to decompose. In a final attempt to balance the books, every person that dies after Wednesday 5th January will pay a VAT accredited tax levy on...
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IBM develop World's First Brain Chip - UK Rioters given first Stocks
David Cameron Vows To Dismantle the Inner Cities and Return to Peasant Values - The Whitney Project
Thought For The Day, With Frankie Howerd
Paris vows to sue Faux News
Political Biscuits
Cameron proves what we all know, politicians are full of crap!
Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!
Cameron refuses to axe Duncan over 'Russians' rant
Cameron and Clegg's practical joking ends in Tears
10 Questions For Home Secretary Theresa May
David Cameron 'is like Dad's Army's Private Pike on acid'
Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron
David Cameron : Doing God
David Cameron has come up with an election winner - God. Struggling to make headway in the Opinion Pool Cameron's advisers have come up with an awe inspiring tactic. Doing God will win over the doubting Thomases and all the unmarried mothers. In a...
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"Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots
The achingly-TECHNICALLY-NOT-NEO-CON!!! Hoover Institute has been facing, not so much a funding crisis, (hell no!) as a trolling crisis. Yup! By now, millions of still-benighted citizens of the Global Village wildly insinuate that they have finally sussed out what's going on… Aye, a wicked legion of notoriously disingenuous and cynical conspiracy theorists now wantonly assert that the Hoov...
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If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear...
MI5, MI6, London precinct: The mystery of Dr David Kelly, is one where the British public know a cover up when they see one. If the truth were ever to come out, Tony bLIAR would be on trial accused of conspiring to murder Dr David Kelly... Tony bLI...
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David Cameron's New Years Resolutions For 2011 Callously Revealed By Ex Policeman
David Cameron's New Years Resolutions for last year have been callously revealed by a former policeman who was recently made redundant by the News of the World. Ronnie, The Policeman has revealed that David Cameron only had four resolutions but th...
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Cameron and Clegg form their cabinet
There has been much jostling and re-organising going on at Number Ten Downing Street over the past twenty-four hours, but Clegg and Cameron have emerged with their new Cabinet. "We decided to appoint people based on their surnames," joked Cameron,...
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Cameron's educational record to be looked into
Serious questions are being asked about the educational record of Prime Minister David Cameron. This after he was foxed by simple questions by American TV host David Letterman. Cameron spent his school years at Eton College a school which makes Latin...
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David Cameron has amassed a sex doll collection
David Cameron who has amassed a collection of ten silicon sex dolls has insisted that he does not care about being labelled a “genius” and he regards the dolls as his surrogate girlfriends. “My love for my dolls is a manly responsibility,” said Ca...
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Isle of Wight News - Argentinian Pope gives the island to the Argentines
In a move that is is sure to anger somebody, the new Pope, Pope Francis the something or other, has been approached by the Argentinian government who have requested that the Falkland islands are given to Argentina. Sadly, Frank's knowledge of geog...
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George Osborne - I'm only doing this because I own half of Ireland
Through gritted teeth, George Osborne announced to the House of Commons today the details and his rationale behind bailing out the neighbours over the Irish Sea. Then the Tory boys chucked their venom and anti EEC bile at Cameron and Osborne. T...
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Cameron and Clegg To Share Same Suit
New UK Tory Prime Minister David 'Dave' Cameron is likely to share the same suit on a daily basis with his Deputy Lib-Dem Prime Minister Nick 'Nick' Clegg, in a radical cost-cutting plan announced at Westminster yesterday, writes Justin Sycophant for...
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If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog
Last night former Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury (World Bank, hint hint!) Gordon Brown said that he would still be Prime Minister if the News of the Swirling Wurlitzer revelations had occurred 18 months earlier. His reasoning was that Andy Coulson would have been arrested and David Cameron would have been fatally damaged by the publicity surrounding the arrest of his Director of Com...
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Cameron Says New EU 'Right of Way' Rule Would Lead To Carnage!
The Prime Minister said today he is determined to have Britain opt out from a new EU Health and Safety law passed in Brussels last week. As it reads, the new law would mean that as from the first day of April this year any person on his or her way ou...
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Liar Liar Liar as Labour ,Tory & Liberal appear on the lying Bastards Debate
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Cameron and Clegg
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ConDemned coalition need a holiday already, take as long as you like say the British population
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Britain to reintroduce death penalty
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The Adventures of Sherlock Cameron: Chapter the Second
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David Cameron deeply regrets own goal at QPR
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PM and QC brother Alexander Cameron 'to ride sidesaddle in Olympics donkey derby'
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Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank
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Great Britain Does It Better
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Danny Dyer Appointed as Brexit Secretary
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Cameron's bid to prove he is a Charming Man
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Britain's Minister of Austerity Sacked!
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Tight UK PM didn't tip Italian waitress, he claimed his cappuccino was cold!
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Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter
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Crisis in Downing Street
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Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM
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India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt
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Cameron rebuked by OBR for quoting the fairies he is away with
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Confident Dick Connects UK and Korea
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'Now is the summer of our discontent..' - Shakespeare to be Brexited
