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18 August 2019

Government call for more Children to be taken into care

Members of the government have called for more children to be taken into care. This comes after a report that said some care homes in isolated rural areas are now in danger of being surplus to requirements. "It seems that over the last 20 years t...

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Larry the Downing Street Cat saves Cameron from extradition says Theresa May

Manchester - A rather flea-bitten mog with iffy ratting credentials is all that stands between David Cameron and immediate repatriation Home Secretary Theresa May has told the Conservative Conference. The 60-something politician - known as Cat Wom...

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Lord Cameron To Outlaw Poorlessness

Tory leader, Lord Cameron of Snooty, announced the largest shake up of welfare reforms this week since Hitlers' rise to power in 1930's Berlin. In a speech, clearly designed to appease the Conservative Right, Lord Cameron launched a blistering at...

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Lib Dem 'inappropriate conduct' victim says nine other women 'involved' in case

A woman at the centre of the inappropriate conduct case has said that she believes that there are nine other women involved in the case. It also emerged today that both Nick Clegg and David Cameron knew of the accusations. In a statement released...

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Boris Johnson snubs Cameron's advances; shame they'd make a lovely pair!

PM, David Cameron, who seems to have fallen out of love with Nick Clegg, has been constantly "wooing" BOJO, alias Boris Johnson, the RT Hon "Mare" of London, to come and spend a night or two at Chequers with him. It seems David is quite lonely sin...

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UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life

A government report on education in the UK, published today, draws radical, new conclusions about the causes of the apparent decline in educational standards. 'It had become established wisdom that young people were becoming more stupid,' explaine...

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New Billion Pound Study To Ascertain Flood Causes

David Cameron deeply regrets own goal at QPR

10 Questions For Home Secretary Theresa May

PM's security branded totally useless amid Camerons' own 'Tapas Bar' moment

Same old Nazi Tories police conference warns

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Cameron and Osborne to star in remake of The Tich And Quackers Show

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Windfall Tax On Scots After They Are Tricked Into Revealing Scotland's Assets

Cameron: I do not want to eject seamen prematurely

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Nicola Blackwood's pert breasts eclipse David Cameron at PMQs

London - A hideously expensive plunging black top showcased Nicola Blackwood's rounded, bronzed pair, ever-so-slightly concealed by tousled peroxide locks. "Is she shagging him or Osborne?" was Members' most FAQ today after the surprise bosomy per...

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X Rated Texts Shock for Cameron

Texts between David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks establish their love for each other. With many X's their love life blossomed with texts at a rate of 12 a day. It is not thought that the Xs represented sexual congress. But they did show more than a...

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David Cameron's Moral Message

David Cameron made an address today to the Ethical Society on his favourite wishy-washy topic - 'the society'. 'There are some people in our society - our broken society - who are quite frankly sick' he announced 'we have to deal with such people...

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Convicted war criminal scrounges free funeral for mum

A man convicted for his part in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea has managed to get a lavish funeral for his mother on the Tax Payer. Mark Thatcher who backed the 2004 coup led by close friend Simon Mann has managed to get a £15m ceremonial...

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Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

The whole of England has been stunned tonight by the shock call up to the England team of Morrissey's favourite Bad Boy, QPR Player, Joey Barton. It follows the shock departure of Damien Defoe, who in a past life wrote an excellent book about a p...

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Jeremy Kyle Hosts TV First

In a press conference earlier today it was revealed that voters will be given a chance to see the three main political party leaders debate live on TV next month, ahead of the long overdue General Election. The recently appointed Popularity Tsar,...

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David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in the Peak District

The Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister were in the Peak District for a slap-up lunch with business people who cannot be named. Afterwards, David Cameron was due to travel back to Downing Street in the same car as Nick Clegg. However, the ca...

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"Save the Realm!" Cpt. Cameron Announces HMS Victory to Be Refloated and Sent to Falklands!

Britain's Bathtub Admiral, and just half of the nation's dysfunctional Coalition, David Cameron, announced today that the HMS Victory, the World's oldest commissioned warship, will be re floated and activated in order to protect the nation's interes...

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British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On

A fresh crisis has hit the troubled coalition Government - an absence of new things to declare war on. Having successfully declared war on terrorism, crime, vandalism, MPs' expenses, old people, young people, babies and Libya the Press Office at Numb...

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Nick Clegg sells his principles for a deal with the heirs of Margaret Thatcher

This morning, Sarah Brown, wife of the UK Prime Minister, laid out her hubby's best bib and tucker so that he looks his best when he goes to see Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II at the Palace. Suited and booted, our Gordon, great Scotsman and Prime...

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Vicky Pollard Slammed As Cause For Collapse Of Yes Vote

In a sensational development grotesque comedy character, Vicky Pollard, from BBC hit sketch show, Little Britain, has been blamed by Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, as the cause of the Yes campaign being comprehensively thrashed earlier this eveni...

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Dave and Nick Finally Separate

A major breakthrough in medicine was made today when doctors finaly managed to remove Nick Clegg's tongue from David Cameron's posterior. Mr Clegg's tongue had been stuck there since the coalition was formed back in May. David Cameron was said...

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India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt

UK Prime Minister David Cameron announced today from the black hole of Calcutta that India would be happy to pay off the UK debt of 15 Trillion pounds if they could 'borrow' the Royal Family for pompous ceremonies such as Changing of the Guard, Royal...

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Columbo New Tory Leader

In a shock move towards 'justice and fairness', the Conservatives have thrown out David Cameron and replaced him with the television detective Columbo. Mr Columbo takes over immediately, with Cameron taking over at the Department Of The North...

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