Funny story - Yo, United Nations! Are You There?

Yo, United Nations! Are You There?

United Nations! Are you there? Time to get off the dime and do some work. Ukraine is drowning. Ukraine has been asking, pleading, begging for a no-fly zone, not above Portugal or Venezuela, but over their own country Ukraine. NATO wrings its hands…

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Funny story - Cameron: Middle East problems could be solved by a game of soggy biscuit

Cameron: Middle East problems could be solved by a game of soggy biscuit

After reading a report commissioned by Eton College, Prime Minister David Cameron has supported its recommendation that the Middle East tensions between Israel and Palestine could be solved by the "biscuit game". He has written to UN Secretary Genera...

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Funny story - Greens Respond To Cameron's TV Debate Threat

Greens Respond To Cameron's TV Debate Threat

Green Party leader, Maisie Daisy, has responded to Prime Minister David Cameron's threat not to take part in televised election debates if the Greens are not also present. "We have considered the Prime Minister's statement very carefully and, foll...

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Funny story - New Health Scare As Man Chokes On Mars Bar

New Health Scare As Man Chokes On Mars Bar

After the recent Foot & Mouth, E-Coli and Legionnaires Disease outbreaks, a new scare has this morning raised calls from health officials for a total ban on Mars Bars.

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Funny story - UK Urban Guest Spot (1/#1) DaveCam's Huggarappa Remix

UK Urban Guest Spot (1/#1) DaveCam's Huggarappa Remix

Back in the UK, it is not well good, but even it is not like the USA and the authentic hip-hop musics, our Dave has made a well good rap what is telling us what is what. Yo I'm Dave, got a Cam, and I like voting that way, Down from me crib in the commons, Lil bit o' wur, bit o' way, I'm like the common pleb's friend, endless key chain like a bell-end I've as many flashy chains a...

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Funny story - Ed Miliband rehearses for 'empty chair' debate by debating empty chair

Ed Miliband rehearses for 'empty chair' debate by debating empty chair

With the possibility that David Cameron could be "empty-chaired" in the TV election debates, Ed Miliband has been prepping for his appearance by debating an empty chair in private rehearsals. "Ed is very concerned about credibility", an insider to...

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Funny story - Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!

Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!

Once again a superlative display at Prime Minister's Questions by the ever popular Mr Brown has delighted Labour MPs and left David Cameron and the Conservative Party on the back foot looking dazed and foolish. For his first question Cameron lamel...

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Funny story - Obama & Cameron Pledge to Reopen World Cup Negotiations in Wake of New FIFA Scandal!

Obama & Cameron Pledge to Reopen World Cup Negotiations in Wake of New FIFA Scandal!

Just weeks before the FIFA convenes to vote for a new president, alleged charges of bribery have emerged over the awarding of the 2018 & 2022 world cup locations. The startling (ha!) charges alleging bribes were offered consisting of $40,000...

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Funny story - London Riots spread to Dublin

London Riots spread to Dublin

Hot on the heels of the recent unrest in London, it has been reported that riots have now spread to Dublin. There were rumours last night that up to 3 pints of Guinness had been spilled in the past two hours in the centre of Dublin, and Irish Prim...

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Funny story - Cameron Stands Tall Against Quaddaffy, Begs Sarkozy to Lend Britain Some Planes to Enforce No Fly Zone!

Cameron Stands Tall Against Quaddaffy, Begs Sarkozy to Lend Britain Some Planes to Enforce No Fly Zone!

Following quickly in the steps of France's President Nicolas Sarkozy, "GI" Dave Cameron was quick to jump into the fray ahead of US President Obama, begging France to reopen 'Lend Lease' in order to "borrow" some planes to enforce Britain's ambitiou...

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Funny story - David Cameron's "My Chums At Eton"

David Cameron's "My Chums At Eton"

Here is an extract from David Cameron's book "My Chums At Eton", which describes his time at the famous public school. "What ho! It's me, your chum and Prime Minister. I've removed my top hat, loosened my braces, and asked my butler to leave me in peace for a while so I can get down to writing a spiffing whizz-bang story about all the japes I got up to in my schooldays. I bet you can't wait to...

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Funny story - Cameron and Osborne to star in remake of The Tich And Quackers Show

Cameron and Osborne to star in remake of The Tich And Quackers Show

London - (Puppet On A String): The charity fundraiser will also see Prince Charles offered the chance to play drunken sot Lord Charles in a movie sequel to the 1966 children's smash-hit TV show. The role of ventriloquist Ray Alan, the show's creat...

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Funny story - Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Following the SNP's cheeky scuppering of David Cameron's plans to relax the fox hunting ban, even though the plans would bring the law in England into line with Scotland, Jeremy Corbyn gave a press conference this afternoon to give the masses his tak...

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Funny story - Danny Dyer Appointed as Brexit Secretary

Danny Dyer Appointed as Brexit Secretary

"Prime Minister" Theresa May surprised both Brexiteer and Remainer members of her party today when she appointed EastEnders on-screen hard man Danny Dyer as Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union following the resignation of the previous s...

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Funny story - Nude Porno Pics Of David Cameron And Boris Johnson Giving Katie Price One Up The Arse Are Fakes

Nude Porno Pics Of David Cameron And Boris Johnson Giving Katie Price One Up The Arse Are Fakes

Following an exhaustive investigation, Skoob News can finally reveal that the photographs displayed on the interweb of Prime Minister David Cameron, and London Mayor, Boris Johnson, giving Katie Price one up the arse are photoshopped fakes. Acting...

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Funny story - IBM develop World's First Brain Chip - UK Rioters given first Stocks

IBM develop World's First Brain Chip - UK Rioters given first Stocks

London: Cameron stocks up with New IBM Brain Chip in his latest battle against the 'sick society' that plagues the UK inner cities. Government officials moved swiftly today to bring some hope to the UK's riot torn communities, following the announcement by IBM of The Worlds First Brain Chip. The processor, about the size of an ants unerect penis, mimics human brain patterns and can be impla...

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Funny story - Tebbit on the rampage, Cameron on a hiding to nothing

Tebbit on the rampage, Cameron on a hiding to nothing

The rottweiler has returned. Foaming at the mouth and spitting chicken feathers, Lord Tebbit of Toryland, rages at the lack lustre performance of his lapdog, Cameron in the debate of the three terrors. "Terrors," he screamed, "bloody timid Terrie...

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Funny story - Cameron tells jobless "Wear blindfolds in supermarkets or lose benefits."

Cameron tells jobless "Wear blindfolds in supermarkets or lose benefits."

The Prime Minister has announced plans to introduce the wearing of blindfolds in supermarkets for all benefit claimants which will be introduced of the Tories win the next General Election in May. The new requirement will apply to anyone claiming...

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Funny story - Valentine's Day Renewal of Love for Cameron and Clegg

Valentine's Day Renewal of Love for Cameron and Clegg

With February 14th rapidly approaching the time to express true love has come. So happy couple David Cameron and Nick Clegg, in a ground breaking agreement, have vowed to love each other until it is no longer reasonable to do so. 'This is such...

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Funny story - London's Burning! Riots Persist for Another Night

London's Burning! Riots Persist for Another Night

Prime Minister David Cameron has cut short his holiday abroad and is trying to book a flight back to the UK to take control of the serious situation in the capital where thousands of youths have seized control of the streets. The rampaging youth...

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