Cameron: Middle East problems could be solved by a game of soggy biscuit
After reading a report commissioned by Eton College, Prime Minister David Cameron has supported its recommendation that the Middle East tensions between Israel and Palestine could be solved by the "biscuit game". He has written to UN Secretary Genera...
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David Cameron's De-oxygenation plot, and the Tombie's Giant Fridge/Freezer
A secret document left on the London Underground last week has revealed the worrying fact that David Cameron is planning to De-oxygenate Britain. The plan involves selling our oxygen to other countries that don't have as much oxygen as Britain doe...
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David Cameron recalls his days as a fag at Eton as he talks to factory workers about school discipline
In a speech, written by Bojo, Boris Johnson, Hairbrush Dave, recalled his fondness for his years spent at top Public School, Eton. Reminiscing about his days as a fag, he massaged his bum continuously. "If we stepped out of line, or when the S...
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Copy of my letter wot I wrote and sent to David Cameron
Dear Sir, I understand that you are of a superior class, intellect and magnificence, with an ostentatiousness that must be the envy of many a politician. I also appreciate that your rise to become the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil Service and Leader of the Conservative Party, representing Witney as its Member of Parliament, has been...
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Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter
Two public school boys who took part in widespread looting have told friends on Facebook that the rioting was "Awesome" and have boasted about "getting freebies from rich tossers." The posh yobs, decked out in Cargo shorts and Birkenstocks, have...
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It's Official: David Cameron Does Not Know Arse From Elbow
After years of speculation it finally came to light that David Cameron does not know his arse from his elbow after embarrassing toilet related incident. The fire service had to be call to free the Conservative Leader from a public toilet in Hastin...
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Cameron Declared nearly bankrupt!
David Cameron Sparks Massive Security Alert
Coalition Government Disbands Over Shambolic Secret Santa
President Peres Shows Support for Clamity Cameron
David Cameron's Respect Agenda
Will the Coalition Lead to Gay Marriage?
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Valentine's Day Renewal of Love for Cameron and Clegg
Big Brother, Condemned Cameron, tests LibDem trio with a secret task
Cameron set for European role
Cameron And Clegg To Fight It Out Over Boiled Eggs
Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron
Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...
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Cameron hires 'Gay' Larry the Cat to deal with Downing Street vermin
London - (Claw Enforcement): A cat named after a Spoof writer has been hired by the Prime Monster to deal with Downing Street rats. 'Gay' Larry the Cat has been given his orders to rid Whitehall of a notorious vermin, known locally as 'Nick Clegg'...
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"Going, Going...pong!!" - The ConDem coalition government doomed for 2015
With his popularity going down faster than a man with erectile dysfunction part-time Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave and his ever desperate Coalition Government, are destined for the dustbin of history come the next general election on May 7th 2015!...
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Larry The Downing Street Cat Catches a Suspicious Mouse
Larry, the Downing Street Cat, has caught a suspicious looking mouse on his first day of duty. The mouse is said to have been of a mechanical type made from wood and rabbit fur. It also contained a small tape recorder and a spy camera thought t...
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David Cameron 'I'm not gay and neither is my friend Nick Clegg'
Prime Minister David Cameron announced today that he is definitely not a gay MP. No way, not a chance matey because he doesn't fire blanks unlike other ex Tory leaders. As he posed proudly for photographs with his wife and their new baby Borisina...
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David Cameron Takes Further Forestry U-Turns
Controversial plans to sell 258,000 hectares of state-owned woodlands have been abandoned, then taken up again, then abandoned again. Environment secretary Caroline Spelman told MPs, "actually, we got it right", when David Cameron's government re...
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Speaker Bercow tells Tory boy Pritchard "not to take a leak in my time"
John Bercow is one Speaker of the UK, House of Commons, who will not cow tow to the Government or their Whips. A Tory MP, Bercow was elected, as Speaker, by the Labour Party, who were the majority party in the House of Commons. Since then, the Tor...
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William Hague defends self over gay rumours
Foreign Secretary, William Hague, made his first public appearance today, after the resignation of his "special adviser" over rumours of a gay relationship between the two. "We didn't have any kind of romantic relationship. I'm not a romantic per...
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Boris Johnson To Join The Labour Party
Mayor of London Boris Johnson is to join the Labour Party in a bid to distance himself from David Cameron's Conservative Government. Following recent clashes between the two, Johnson has decided that he would stand more chance of being re-elected as...
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Football Gossip & comments 8th July 2012
Manchester Evening News Manchester City defender Pablo Zabaleta says controversial team-mate Mario Balotelli can become one of the best players in the world if he starts using his brain more. What brain - The one in his penis? Liverpool Echo New Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has no intention of selling Welsh forward Craig Bellamy. Instead, he's going to swap him for half a dozen tracksui...
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Government to send long term sick abroad
Health secretary Jeremy Hunt today announced plans for the government to send the long term sick and those who are still classified disabled to mainland Europe and the USA. "We have struck a deal with two pharmaceutical companies." Mr Hunt told t...
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Generation Geriatric
A new website www.grannies.web has been launched. And no; it's not a porn site featuring the old women from Derby. It's a website that is full of old timey things that will keep old people entertained for hours. Then again if they've got dementia it might keep them occupied for months. Back and to the Left news went on the site to find out what all the news was about. And just to be clear this...
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Cameron Stands Tall Against Quaddaffy, Begs Sarkozy to Lend Britain Some Planes to Enforce No Fly Zone!
Following quickly in the steps of France's President Nicolas Sarkozy, "GI" Dave Cameron was quick to jump into the fray ahead of US President Obama, begging France to reopen 'Lend Lease' in order to "borrow" some planes to enforce Britain's ambitiou...
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It's Official: David Cameron Does Not Know Arse From Elbow
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William Hague defends self over gay rumours
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David Cameron 'I'm not gay and neither is my friend Nick Clegg'
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Speaker Bercow tells Tory boy Pritchard "not to take a leak in my time"
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David Cameron Takes Further Forestry U-Turns
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Cameron Stands Tall Against Quaddaffy, Begs Sarkozy to Lend Britain Some Planes to Enforce No Fly Zone!
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Boris Johnson To Join The Labour Party
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Dave Cameron Arrested Over Riots
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Copy of my letter wot I wrote and sent to David Cameron
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"Going, Going...pong!!" - The ConDem coalition government doomed for 2015
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David Cameron recalls his days as a fag at Eton as he talks to factory workers about school discipline
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Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron
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David Cameron's De-oxygenation plot, and the Tombie's Giant Fridge/Freezer
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Cameron hires 'Gay' Larry the Cat to deal with Downing Street vermin
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Larry The Downing Street Cat Catches a Suspicious Mouse
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Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter
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Cameron: Middle East problems could be solved by a game of soggy biscuit
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Generation Geriatric
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Football Gossip & comments 8th July 2012
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Government to send long term sick abroad
