German comics union claim damages from the UK
The German Comedians Union are to bring a case before the European Union claiming defamation by generations of British comedians. In the case they state that for years the British said that their comedy was far superior to German comedy and that Germ...
Read full storyCameron: I do not want to eject seamen prematurely
Adapting Royal Navy submarines to allow women to serve on them will cost £30 million, MPs were told. Defence Secretary Ivor Hammond-Organ said the money would allow women to have separate accommodation on the submarines; each room would have its own...
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Cameron to ban 'boy bands'
Lord Cameron To Outlaw Poorlessness
David Cameron - Should We Trust Him? - Here are the facts: You Decide!
Thought For The Day, With Frankie Howerd
David Cameron reconsiders Euro Veto after rumours of 'wife swapping club'
David Cameron on his tour of the Middle East - are his PR guys taking the piss
Government call for more Children to be taken into care
Bullingdon Club Massive reasserts primacy over vile rival upstarts
Boris to close down the Underground.
Generation Geriatric
David Cameron to enter CBB
Labour's secret weapon to be unleashed on smug Tories
Larry the Downing Street Cat saves Cameron from extradition says Theresa May
Manchester - A rather flea-bitten mog with iffy ratting credentials is all that stands between David Cameron and immediate repatriation Home Secretary Theresa May has told the Conservative Conference. The 60-something politician - known as Cat Wom...
Read full storyFacts about David (The Liar) Cameron
The following article about David (The Liar) Cameron, was sent in by the old gi... er.. Senior Citizen who, over the years has kept pestering us with such rubbish and uninteresting items about politicians. On this occasion we could see his point, so decided to publish it in full, as a warning to others about the nepotism, nihilism, nastiness and nequient nature of the man and his crooked colleague...
Read full storyAndrew Coulson Received Food Parcels from News International - He Hated Sam Cam's Cooking
Further political embarrassment has been heaped on the Prime Minister David Cameron, as it has been revealed that during Andy Coulson's whole tenure as the Head of Communications for Downing Street, he was receiving regular food parcels from News of...
Read full storyBritish Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On
A fresh crisis has hit the troubled coalition Government - an absence of new things to declare war on. Having successfully declared war on terrorism, crime, vandalism, MPs' expenses, old people, young people, babies and Libya the Press Office at Numb...
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Cameron Says New EU 'Right of Way' Rule Would Lead To Carnage!
The Prime Minister said today he is determined to have Britain opt out from a new EU Health and Safety law passed in Brussels last week. As it reads, the new law would mean that as from the first day of April this year any person on his or her way ou...
Read full storyMay or not to May, maybe?
After the upheaval of the past three weeks British people have been forced to ask the question, May or not May maybe? As others jumped the sinking ship which they torpedoed themselves, it has been left to May to maybe upright the sinking Titanic in t...
Read full storyCameron To Step Down As Tory Leader
There was shock today on the Conservative front bench, when it was announced that Tory leader, David Charlatan, was to step down from his role after only 15 months in charge.
Read full storyDavid Cameron to star on 'Britain's Got Talent' singing the Ting-Ting's 'That's Not My Name!'
Fame hungry Politician David Cameron, will be trying to reach out to the inert electorate this Saturday, by appearing on Britain's Got Talent singing 'That's Not My Name' by the Ting-Tings. The faceless, shapeless leader has asked media spin-docto...
Read full storyMad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM
Iconic villain "Mad" Frankie Fraser is to be commemorated with one of the highest possible accolades that any mere mortal could ever aspire to when he departs his long and colourful life - a state funeral. The news which was announced today by Do...
Read full storyAmbitious writer tries to turn tweet into book
A writer has explained his wacky idea of turning a 140 character tweet into a fully fledged printed book. Irish Italian Ray Di O'Gaga told the media today that the brave plan would take up his time for the rest of 2013 - and he hopes the book will be...
Read full storyCivil Servants Suspended
David Cameron has suspended civil servants in the Department of Energy for misleading him about energy. After talking to civil servants Cameron thought he was told that the Government was going to put forward legislation to force energy companies...
Read full storyBoris Is Hoping To Be Cameron's Successor
Ambitious Boris Johnson is hoping to be able to take advantage of Cameron's unpopularity and to succeed him if he faces a vote of no confidence. The blonde haired buffoon was taking Cameron's ideas for the Big Society and recycling them as his own...
Read full storyFunny David Cameron Headlines
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Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy
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Local Man 'Changed' To Death
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The Three Stooges return for TV debate finale
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Cameron's Liner U Turn Shock
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"Get Some In My Son!"
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UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life
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David Cameron admits leaving daughter in pub was not a mistake
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Stand-up comedian Carr falls over his tax-three million!
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British decide to stop moaning about the Olympics after Mitt Romney criticizes them
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Bloodsucking Parasites Are In Buckingham Palace!
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Posh Spice and David Beckham Washed Ashore in Oily Spill
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Metal And Plastic Bits Are The Key To Economic Revival Says Cameron
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Stick with me, begs Clegg
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Ten Comparisons between Santa Claus & David Cameron
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Shocker! Cameron arrested for mooning at France
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Shock New Year Message for Cameron
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Stinkhorn fairy ring sprouts on No 10 lawn
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Nobel win a Headache for Cameron
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Government to send long term sick abroad
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Cameron rebuked by OBR for quoting the fairies he is away with
