Cameron: Middle East problems could be solved by a game of soggy biscuit
After reading a report commissioned by Eton College, Prime Minister David Cameron has supported its recommendation that the Middle East tensions between Israel and Palestine could be solved by the "biscuit game". He has written to UN Secretary Genera...
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Dear Esteemed Politician
Dear Esteemed Politician, You may think that we want to know everything that has happened in your life, every opinion you have ever held, and every thought that has crossed your pretty little mind, but we really don't, as the following story epito...
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Cameron On The New World Order
In line with the current ruling on anti-Semitism which applies also to Jews, especially Non-Zionist Jews who can think for themselves, UK Prime Minister David Cameron decreed yesterday to a packed House of Commons that "anti-Americanism" be also out...
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Lucifer Chairs Bilderberg Conference
The annual Bilderberg meeting comprising the most powerful men on the planet is currently under way at a secret location in Italy. This conference draws up and implements policies for ruling the world. Resolutions are voted on and passed to world leaders. A Bilderberg conference conceived and launched the EEC. Chairing this years meeting is Lucifer himself. Hence the manic secrecy concerning wh...
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So Boom, Boom Johnson Is About To Be Booted Out As Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom
They are calling Boris Johnson, a David Cameron with a spine, but without a brain. If the two could get together in a Vita-Mix and blend for three to five minutes, one still couldn’t produce a Winston Churchill. Adding a cigar and a brandy again woul...
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What is it really like at Eton?
Eton has raised twenty Prime Ministers including Boris Johnson. It has produced countless more posh open-mouthed shit-for-brains parasites, and, as such, has played a crucial role in destroying the myth of meritocracy in the UK for centuries. The...
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George Osborne receives many thank you notes, Tories livid
Chip butty 'central' to continued EU membership, says Cameron
Frenzied Bid To Become Totally PC Ends With China Declaring War On UK
UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life
PM and QC brother Alexander Cameron 'to ride sidesaddle in Olympics donkey derby'
Prime Minister Penned in Piggate
Dave leaves it to Nick to explain
God has resigned
Ex-NYPD chief 'advising Cameron on dealing with Obama's other illegitimate miscreants' - report
Brits claim Mars as rainwater identified on surface
I am not penalising the poor, actually, says Cameron
Cameron backs e-petition to save Career Advisers
Beer To Drop To A Pound A Pint, Cigarettes To 50p A Packet
In a revolutionary initiative driven by breweries, the government, and a delegation from the FTSE's Top 100, beer prices will be reduced to a pound a pint in time for Christmas, with cigarette prices plunging to fifty pence a packet, and the lifting...
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Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM
Iconic villain "Mad" Frankie Fraser is to be commemorated with one of the highest possible accolades that any mere mortal could ever aspire to when he departs his long and colourful life - a state funeral. The news which was announced today by Do...
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Interview With UK Prime Minister David Cameron
Unfortunately we at URFKD Magazine were unable to meet with the UK Prime Minister David Cameron as planned. It seems he had more important engagements. However, here is a list of questions we were hoping to ask. (1) Given the fact that you are goi...
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David Cameron Launches Midsummer Murders Investigation
David Cameron, popular Prime Minister of the middle right has launched an investigation into the number of suspicious deaths in fictional murder hot-spot Midsummer, with particular emphasis being placed on Tom 'Bergerac' Barnaby and his various comed...
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Danny Dyer Appointed as Brexit Secretary
"Prime Minister" Theresa May surprised both Brexiteer and Remainer members of her party today when she appointed EastEnders on-screen hard man Danny Dyer as Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union following the resignation of the previous s...
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Conservatives rally to protest government run government
Columbia, SC - Thousands of protesters filled the west lawn of the South Carolina State Capitol on Friday in the largest rally against government run government since Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock. Waving Confederate flags and misspelled hand...
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David Cameron sets out to beat cock-sucking record
To raise publicity for the Conservative party ahead of the up-coming election, David Cameron has promised to enter the annual Gay UK Cock Sucking Contest. In the contest, participants are given 10 minutes to suck as many penises to climax as possi...
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'OMG! British woman owns 95% of all US oil and gas!!' as Obama and Cameron brazen out 'essential' US/UK bollox
London - Special relationship humbug plunged new depths today as gangster first cousins Barack Obama and David Cameron spun out more 'shoulder to shoulder' crap. A Daily Smearer rant published this morning hailed their 'deep emotional connection b...
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BBC World News April 2016
BARBARA: "Following the doctors' strike a man in Croydon had to have his leg removed when an ingrowing toenail turned septic. After receiving an epidural, a woman in Epping gave birth to deformed triplets. In Madrid, a man was shot dead during a botched supermarket robbery. While in Riga Latvia, a woman making an emergency phone call concerning the accidental death of her Pooch had her bag s...
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UK Urban Guest Spot (1/#1) DaveCam's Huggarappa Remix
Back in the UK, it is not well good, but even it is not like the USA and the authentic hip-hop musics, our Dave has made a well good rap what is telling us what is what. Yo I'm Dave, got a Cam, and I like voting that way, Down from me crib in the commons, Lil bit o' wur, bit o' way, I'm like the common pleb's friend, endless key chain like a bell-end I've as many flashy chains a...
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Boris to close down the Underground.
London Mayor Boris Johnson today released plans to completely close the tube network. It will be replaced by an exclusive underground cycle path. "Look I hate the Tube it's no secret." Johnson told the press "I really want to have it so that there...
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Cameron Announces All-Muslim Short Lists
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David Cameron Is Now Officially Great Britain's New Prime Minister
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Dave and Nick Finally Separate
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Cameron Declared nearly bankrupt!
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Cops "Pissed Off" With 'Do Nothing Dave' As Government Calls In Top US Cop Bill Bratton
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Down-In-The-Mouth Aussies Have Sense Of Humour Bypass
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Cameron tells jobless "Wear blindfolds in supermarkets or lose benefits."
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Ed Miliband rehearses for 'empty chair' debate by debating empty chair
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David Cameron Patronises Disenfranchised 'International Community'
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Great Britain Does It Better
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Cameron Manifesto In Three Words - I Give Up
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Cameron to join England sqaud
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Using Your Mobile In Public? Well Look Where You're Bloody Going You Berk!
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Boris Johnson To Join The Labour Party
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Osborne arrested for 'stomping the green shoots of recovery'
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Conservative Party Manifesto 2015
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"Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots
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Hezbollah Fury at Assad's "Secular Inclinations" Revelation
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"Walk this way..." School curriculum to include lessons in carriage and deportment
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Osborne v. the OBE
