Cameron: Middle East problems could be solved by a game of soggy biscuit
After reading a report commissioned by Eton College, Prime Minister David Cameron has supported its recommendation that the Middle East tensions between Israel and Palestine could be solved by the "biscuit game". He has written to UN Secretary Genera...
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David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies
David Cameron today revealed incredible plans to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies back into Britain so we can all 'take it easy'. The Prime Minister announced the plans from a chocolate river, built by poor people who had worked for no money...
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Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron
Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...
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Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM
Iconic villain "Mad" Frankie Fraser is to be commemorated with one of the highest possible accolades that any mere mortal could ever aspire to when he departs his long and colourful life - a state funeral. The news which was announced today by Do...
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So Boom, Boom Johnson Is About To Be Booted Out As Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom
They are calling Boris Johnson, a David Cameron with a spine, but without a brain. If the two could get together in a Vita-Mix and blend for three to five minutes, one still couldn’t produce a Winston Churchill. Adding a cigar and a brandy again woul...
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Euro 2012: England prepare to fly home after Italy defeat
England players are today packing their suitcases and preparing to fly back home after the 4-2 penalty defeat to Italy last night. Ashley Cole and Ashley Young who both missed their crucial kicks, have already been offered a pizza advert, followin...
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Football Gossip & comments 8th July 2012
Greece and Germany to Ditch the Euro this week!
Cameron's Amazing Feet
London Ban On Men Over 40 Wearing Tracksuits During 2012 Olympics!
Traces of Cameron found in Brooks
President Peres Shows Support for Clamity Cameron
Government call for more Children to be taken into care
David Cameron - Should We Trust Him? - Here are the facts: You Decide!
George Osborne receives many thank you notes, Tories livid
A Portrait of the UK Government?
The Government planned the fuel crisis
God has resigned
Gordon the Gopher embarrassed by Stupid Stunt Schofield
1980s Children's TV star and sock puppet, Gordon the Gopher, has admitted that he was "shocked" and "appalled" to see his former colleague Phillip Schofield ambush Prime Minister David Cameron on ITV's 'This Morning', this morning. The poorly judg...
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Beware The Ides Of March Cameron Is Told
London - Police bugging operations on illicit Red Top mobile hackers have unearthed a massive conspiracy to make Nick Clegg UK Prime Monster. As a result from Monday all visitors to 10 Downing Street will have to pass knife detector equipment amid...
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David Cameron recalls his days as a fag at Eton as he talks to factory workers about school discipline
In a speech, written by Bojo, Boris Johnson, Hairbrush Dave, recalled his fondness for his years spent at top Public School, Eton. Reminiscing about his days as a fag, he massaged his bum continuously. "If we stepped out of line, or when the S...
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Cameron Calls for Commons Reform
In an unprecedented statement, Opposition Leader David Cameron has described the workings of the House of Commons as "archaic" and called for urgent reform. Addressing the Batley Townswomens' Guild, Mr Cameron said that in these difficult times, i...
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Cameron: "monkeys are lazy and stupid"
David Cameron today launched an extraordinary broadside against primates. Speaking at the Harlow Young Conservatives Group Annual Conference he deviated from his script to answer a question from Quentin Thornberry, aged 15. Master Thornberry said...
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UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life
A government report on education in the UK, published today, draws radical, new conclusions about the causes of the apparent decline in educational standards. 'It had become established wisdom that young people were becoming more stupid,' explaine...
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UK Urban Guest Spot (1/#1) DaveCam's Huggarappa Remix
Back in the UK, it is not well good, but even it is not like the USA and the authentic hip-hop musics, our Dave has made a well good rap what is telling us what is what. Yo I'm Dave, got a Cam, and I like voting that way, Down from me crib in the commons, Lil bit o' wur, bit o' way, I'm like the common pleb's friend, endless key chain like a bell-end I've as many flashy chains a...
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US #1 In Spying, Cheating & Lying, Says UN Survey
New York City - While the US leads the world in military might, espionage capabilities and police presence, it is falling behind in such basics as truth telling, promoting freedom and supporting human morality. So says a recent report by the In...
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Cameron requests Semtex be included in toner cartridges
Prime Minister David Cameron has provoked outrage amongst some of the most powerful printer manufacturers worldwide by insisting Semtex is included in all future production of toner cartridges. The request was made in direct response to the recent...
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Lib Dem 'inappropriate conduct' victim says nine other women 'involved' in case
A woman at the centre of the inappropriate conduct case has said that she believes that there are nine other women involved in the case. It also emerged today that both Nick Clegg and David Cameron knew of the accusations. In a statement released...
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Who do they think I am? Asks Cameron
A crowd of reporters were in Downing Street this morning after a microphone stand, left in the road last night by the Prime Minister and later reported stolen, was mysteriously returned by a plain-clothed policeman. But reporters hoping to catch...
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A few questions for Mr Cameron - from an aged citizen!
We have granted a decrepit, impecunious, impetigo suffering Nottingham gentleman, 65, space to ask his questions of the Prime Minister, millionaire, Etonaian, nepotist, apanthropinisation sufferer, and Prime Minister of the UK David Cameron. Question One: Re: NHS Q: Are You bothered at all? a) That unqualified carers are doing nurse's job's including taking blood samples, reviving patients a...
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Cameron trying to create events to hide behind
Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public. The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...
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Boris Is Hoping To Be Cameron's Successor
Ambitious Boris Johnson is hoping to be able to take advantage of Cameron's unpopularity and to succeed him if he faces a vote of no confidence. The blonde haired buffoon was taking Cameron's ideas for the Big Society and recycling them as his own...
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Metal And Plastic Bits Are The Key To Economic Revival Says Cameron
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If David Cameron Can't Manage His Water Bill, What Chance The Economy?
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Get Balls and Blair off the front pages roars Cameron
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Go on Dave, Get Some In My Son!
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Give 'em The Vote
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Dave leaves it to Nick to explain
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Exclusive Leak Sensation Horror!
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British PM David Cameron once auditioned for the role of Commander Data's evil twin Lore says LA studio boss
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Paris vows to sue Faux News
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Government to introduce 'flab' tax
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Blair: I Was Cameron's Pusher, What Of It?
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Cameron Rejects Populist Vote
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Fighter Jets To Scramble To Combat Royal Wedding UFO Kamikaze Attack
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A Little Local Difficulty
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Easter Egg Sensation
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Five Olympic wheel rings on my wagon... ...I'm singing a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high.
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Cameron Texts detail 'ride of my life
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The BBC's Going To The Dogs!
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Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank
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David Cameron killed Cock Robin
