Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 6 December 2018

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Prime Minister, Theresa May, and Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, have cancelled their plans to hold a televised head-to-head debate in front of the nation, and have agreed, instead, to engage in a bout of mudwrestling.

May, who suffered three smackdowns over Brexit in the House of Commons today, is an enthusiastic wrestler, having participated in the sport at university. Corbyn, although inexperienced, told reporters that he didn't mind getting his hands mucky, and would "try anything once".

The announcement that the two leading politicians in Britain would meet to grip and grapple each other, whilst they slip, slide, slither and tumble in filthy, sticky mud is exactly what many of the electorate in Britain wanted to hear, bearing in mind this is what their ilk symbolically do every day in the House of Commons without ever getting so much as their hands dirty, or putting a hair out of place.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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