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Funny story: Priti Patel now accused of bullying people! – Jeremy Corbyn nominates her for a peerage

Priti Patel now accused of bullying people! – Jeremy Corbyn nominates her for a peerage

British Home Secretary Priti Patel has been accused of bullying staff in her department. The ex-beauty-queen-turned-politician is said to have made [unreasonable demands on the civil servants who work for the Home Office, such as “Could you get the p...

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Funny story: Jess Philips urges Labour members not to vote for her

Jess Philips urges Labour members not to vote for her

British Labour Party leadership contender Jess Phillips has begged members of the party not to vote for her to become the next leader. The outspoken Birmingham lass said “My campaign is truly dreadful, I have shit for brains and I don’t know what I’m...

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Funny story: Poll guru Sir John Curtice makes astounding predictions about next week in Westminster – Jeremy Corbyn will leave his wallet at home and Boris Johnson’s new puppy will shit on the kitchen floor

Poll guru Sir John Curtice makes astounding predictions about next week in Westminster – Jeremy Corbyn will leave his wallet at home and Boris Johnson’s new puppy will shit on the kitchen floor

Polling expert Sir John Curtice, writing in Mystic Meg’s column in The Sun newspaper today, has warned that next Thursday, lame-duck Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, will leave his wallet at home in a rush to get to work. The damning foretelling is bound...

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Funny story: Corbyn and Cummings form Downing Street Dream Team

Corbyn and Cummings form Downing Street Dream Team

So, he's made it after all. Good ol' Jeremy! The PM's senior typist and telephonist, Dominic Cummings, landed a genuine coup when requesting applications to 'help out' with his chores at No. 10. Applicants were to be well-proven 'weirdos and misfi...

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Funny story: Corbyn beat me up in the toilets: Boris Johnson's shock claim

Corbyn beat me up in the toilets: Boris Johnson's shock claim

Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, told newsmen last night that defeated Opposition Leader, Jeremy Corbyn, attacked him in a House of Commons lavatory last week, leaving him bruised and bleeding from a gaping head wound. Johnson, who had just delivere...

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Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn Underestimated The Sheer Stupidity Of The Public

Jeremy Corbyn Underestimated The Sheer Stupidity Of The Public

Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has said he had underestimated the stupidity of the voting public, and will move quickly to remedy this, by resigning his post in the next few weeks. Corbyn said that, despite all the online jokes and memes at h...

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Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn is given a Lordship

Jeremy Corbyn is given a Lordship

The former leader of the UK Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn, has been elevated to the British House of Lords. As a thank you for all his hard work helping to get the Conservatives re-elected, Prime Minister Boris Johnson wrote to Her Majesty the Queen...

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Funny story: Corbyn under further fire over Antisemitism

Corbyn under further fire over Antisemitism

Labour's election campaign has once again been derailed by highly-credible claims of antisemitism, aimed at leader Jeremy Corbyn. Following on from the intervention of the Chief Rabbi, coincidentally after the party's manifesto said it would stop...

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Funny story: Britain faces a Christmas election

Britain faces a Christmas election

Normally it is an occasion associated with excessive consumerism, fat-bellied bearded men giving gifts, and a drunken day off work. But this year, the election will fall at Christmastime, meaning that it will be even more garish and vomit-inducing th...

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Funny story: Labour to hold referendum on whether to hold a referendum

Labour to hold referendum on whether to hold a referendum

"We're leading from the front," said Jeremy Corbyn, as he spent the first day of the Labour Party Conference selling rock on Brighton Pier. In its quest to please every single person in the United Kingdom, the Labour Party has now pledged to hold a p...

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Funny story: New Labour Party Slogan unveiled -"There but not involved"

New Labour Party Slogan unveiled -"There but not involved"

The Labour Party today announced the new slogan that they keep on braying about at every available opportunity in their attempt to bully Parliament into holding a general election that no one except themselves wants. The new slogan is based on the...

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Funny story: Latest Corbyn Anti-Semitism initiative condemned as Anti-Semitic

Latest Corbyn Anti-Semitism initiative condemned as Anti-Semitic

London: Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn’s, latest initiative to promote awareness of anti-Semitism, and eliminate it from the party, has been condemned as “anti-Semitic”. The initiative, which drew praise from Jewish groups and Labour members, was conde...

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Funny story: Labour Party comes down hard on alleged AntiJeremysm

Labour Party comes down hard on alleged AntiJeremysm

In an unexpected development, the UK Layabout Party declared that it will do its upmost to eradicate the scourge of AntiJeremysm that is sweeping the party. From now on, it will be a capital offence, er, sorry, a CAPITAL OFFENCE, to describe Comra...

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Funny story: May and Corbyn agree only way out of Brexit mess is to invent Neuralyzer

May and Corbyn agree only way out of Brexit mess is to invent Neuralyzer

A meeting between Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn early this week shocked Westminster by ending in agreement with the besieged party leaders deciding their best course of action was to actually invent the Neuralyzer made famous by the Men In Black movi...

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Funny story: Squirrels' Vote to be ignored

Squirrels' Vote to be ignored

Jeremy Corbyn gleamed with delight at the close of Labour's Extraordinary Party Conference in Hastings at the weekend. "Yes, we have to be prepared for government. Theresa May and her Conservatives are leading us up blind alleys with nonsensical p...

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Funny story: General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

A historic defeat for the Prime Minister and her Brexit deal in the House of Commons on Tuesday, and a vote of 'no confidence' in the government on Wednesday, should have forced a General Election, but a major blunder by MPs on their ballot slips, me...

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Funny story: The Deal of the Deal

The Deal of the Deal

Embattled PM, Theresa May, has spent the day meeting MPs in an attempt to achieve a “Brexit consensus” with the current one just being “plough on wildly until we hit a wall”. Mrs May has met with an army of suited wank stains and walking beacons...

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