Recuperating after a gruelling three-day jolly in Japan this morning, President Donald Trump wasted no time in going on the offensive once again, as he tweeted that: "the IOC are nuts if they don't include Sumo in the Tokeyo Olimpycs 2020!! Nuts!!...
Japanese companies have begun investing heavily in the UK in people who they see as sports stars of the future - but they are not choosing the most athletic types. The Japanese name for Britain is "ShibÅ Orokamono no Shima", which translates as "isla...
Prime Minister, Theresa May, and Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, have cancelled their plans to hold a televised head-to-head debate in front of the nation, and have agreed, instead, to engage in a bout of mudwrestling. May, who suffered three smackd...
Sumo is a sport from Japan that spectators love to watch and also kids. A few weeks ago there was a youth Sumo league in L.A. that started from a man named Kim Jong Un. The kids are loving it and they love fighting with their foes and hopefully, t...
The Denver Broncos have signed one of the world's best sumo wrestlers to a two-year contract it was announced today. The Broncos front office told the Sporting News that with this guy playing center in front of him, they hope to keep Peyton Mannin...
The Japanese government has come down hard on sumo wrestlers, branding them grossly obese and a poor role model for children. "Japan is suffering under a rising wave of blubber," said health minister, Yung Fat. "Over the past two decades we have s...
Tokyo - A terminally fat Sumo Wrestler was in the hospital yesterday according to neighbors who found him fused to the wallpaper of his bedroom. His girlfriend had been feeding the man uncooked rice flavored with aspartame. Such rice has more...
The Japanese Sumo Wrestling board has been forced to cancel their world tour because it seems that their wrestlers are becoming too fat (loaded down with bent Yen after betting scandals). Sumo wrestling in Japan is not only a sport, it's religious...
News has leaked from the Middleton camp as to what Kate Middleton's dress will look like on her big day in April. Wedding planner, Toby Orrent, has been seen taking in a collection of top designer names from Versace to Caroline Castigliano. So far...
Lei Lei, named after the famous Lay's potato chips, was a large baby when born, but not extraordinarily large, claims his mother. However, ever since his birth, he's been eating anything and everything and he has been growing twice as fast as other b...
Scores of fat Japanese wrestlers today "flashmobbed" Carbohole Hall in Shrophire, England, only to find that they had accidentally gatecrashed a completely different event. The event was originally put on by Susan Boyle "SuBo" Fan Club members who we...
Japan: Rescue workers are franticly attempting to rescue hundreds of American and French tourists who were caught in a horrifying building collapse. The tower, built in Kooriyama (Fukushimma, Japan) was constructed entirely from 950,000 Sumo wrest...
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