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Funny story: 'Treason' May: "I denounce the democratic right of populism! I have never said a word, that was worth listening to!"

'Treason' May: "I denounce the democratic right of populism! I have never said a word, that was worth listening to!"

Westminister, LONDON: Theresa 'Treason' May promised, upon becoming Prime Minister of a dis-United Kingdom, to deliver on the EU Referendum, and LEAVE the European Union. Now the outgoing Prime Minister who, after three years, still hasn't satisfi...

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Funny story: Three Daft Things About Jeremy Hunt

Three Daft Things About Jeremy Hunt

London, UK - (Rioters): Prime Ministerial contender Jeremy Hunt has been grilled by Spoof website reporters about being the next gaffer after Theresa May. The wide-ranging rant kicked off with his wet dream of a new turd runway at Heathrow Airport...

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Funny story: UK ambassador to be sent to Belmarsh Prison with cell next to Julian Assange

UK ambassador to be sent to Belmarsh Prison with cell next to Julian Assange

Striking new memoranda have stirred world leaders, always sensitive about their leadership prowess. Disclosures from UK’s Ambassador to the US, Sir Kim Darroch, leaked via Isabel Oakeshott of The Daily Mail, indicate just what he thinks of the Tru...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss

Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss

There was real drama on an international scale on Friday night, as Russian president, Vladimir Putin, immobilized British outgoing prime minister, Theresa May, with his infamous 'Silesian handshake'. The two were meeting for the first time in year...

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Funny story: Theresa May to be sent to glue factory

Theresa May to be sent to glue factory

After a long and thankless career in politics, Theresa May is to find peace at last next month when she steps down as Prime Minister. The wrinkly prude will be driven to an abattoir and hoisted roughly onto a flat sawdust-covered table. There a me...

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Funny story: Theresa May bombshell: My saucy romps with Morecambe and Wise

Theresa May bombshell: My saucy romps with Morecambe and Wise

Departing Prime Minister, Theresa May, yesterday dropped the bombshell that she enjoyed a series of saucy sex romps with the much-loved comic duo, Morecambe and Wise during the 70s, when she was an up-and-coming figure in her local Conservative Assoc...

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Funny story: Theresa May Found Crouching Under Scottish Bridge

Theresa May Found Crouching Under Scottish Bridge

Theresa May, the former British prime minister, who resigned from her position as Conservative party leader on Friday, has been discovered by three walkers in the Scottish Highlands, crouching under a bridge. The incident took place near Ben Nevis...

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Funny story: Theresa May Channels Two Fried Eggs In The Gloaming

Theresa May Channels Two Fried Eggs In The Gloaming

London, UK - (DroopyTitz Mess): Outgoing UK Prime Monster Theresa May flashed her saggy boobs tonight in a bondage tranny frockhorror at the Trump state banquet. Looking visibly stung into obsolescence by backstabbing Tory ex-colleagues Mrs May cu...

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Funny story: Trump Issues Pardon For Theresa May Offers Asylum In Mara Largo

Trump Issues Pardon For Theresa May Offers Asylum In Mara Largo

Donald Trump today held a special Rose Garden briefing to discuss Theresa May's recent resignation from the Prime Ministership at #10 Downing Street. Mr Trump showed up at the podium and displayed his general ignorance of British politics and, indeed...

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Funny story: Brexit-type Decisions To Be Made Easier

Brexit-type Decisions To Be Made Easier

After nearly three years of hedging, wrangling, delaying tactics, and with less than five minutes to go before B-day, the government is looking for a new way to make decisions over things like Brexit. There have been countless disagreements during...

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Funny story: End of May marks End of May

End of May marks End of May

UK PM Theresa May has resigned, unironically, at the end of May. Like a Game of Thrones character in its final season, she will disappear from the world stage having achieved nothing and leaving us wondering what was the point of her. Her premiers...

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Funny story: New UK PM Boris Johnson Calls General Election on 4th of July

New UK PM Boris Johnson Calls General Election on 4th of July

London, UK - (Rioters): The UK will have its very own Independence Day the newly-elected PM has said, with British voters heading to the polls on the 4th of July. “We’re going to destroy the shackles of EU bondage,” Johnson announced at this morni...

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Funny story: Daenerys Targaryen to announce bid for Tory Leadership

Daenerys Targaryen to announce bid for Tory Leadership

Following the successful completion of popular soft-core porn series "Game of Thongs", mad Queen of the Ashes, Mother of Dragons and Breaker of chains, Daenerys "Dany" Targaryen, is to make her next move in politics by throwing her hat into the ring...

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Funny story: Official - May and Merkel are same person

Official - May and Merkel are same person

It's official. Angela Merkel and Theresa May are actually the same person. In a stunning revelation, Doris Boggs a hopeless schizophrenic from Neasden in north London, has finally admitted that these two mad women are actually just two of her many...

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Funny story: May and Corbyn agree only way out of Brexit mess is to invent Neuralyzer

May and Corbyn agree only way out of Brexit mess is to invent Neuralyzer

A meeting between Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn early this week shocked Westminster by ending in agreement with the besieged party leaders deciding their best course of action was to actually invent the Neuralyzer made famous by the Men In Black movi...

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Funny story: Volga Olga is the new UK PM!!

Volga Olga is the new UK PM!!

It seems the only way to get the 'infamous deal' through the UK parliament is to 'shag it through!' So, May is being dumped by the Tories and replaced by 85 year-old, Ukrainian nymphomaniac, infamous hag after her renowned, breathless performances...

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Funny story: Theresa May Channels Guide Dogs 4 The Blind Charity Shop Find

Theresa May Channels Guide Dogs 4 The Blind Charity Shop Find

London, UK - (Dog’s Brexit Mess): A pensioner from Barking in the Isle of Dogs has written to the Queen complaining that Prime Minister Theresa May’s ‘horrid pale blue jacket’ should be tossed out to a jumble sale and that people are feeling sick.

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