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Theresa May Banned From Entering Kenya Ever Again

Funny story: Theresa May Banned From Entering Kenya Ever Again

In what is being treated as a 'purely symbolic action', British Prime Minister Theresa May has received a lifetime ban from Kenya. May visited the African country in September to try and smooth the way for future trade deals between Britain and Ke...

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Theresa May Slung Off 'Strictly Come Dancing', Even Though She Isn't On It

Funny story: Theresa May Slung Off 'Strictly Come Dancing', Even Though She Isn't On It

There was worse news for the beleaguered Prime Minister Theresa May tonight, after it was revealed that she has been summarily thrown out of the BBC's 'Strictly Come Dancing' - even though she isn't part of the show. Mrs May, under fire over Brexi...

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Con Conference: Theresa May Dances. Again. Kill Me.

Funny story: Con Conference: Theresa May Dances. Again. Kill Me.

Theresa May faced up to those poking fun at her at Conference today by actually doing the thing that she considers to be dancing onto the stage. The Prime Minister confronted perceived humiliations she has suffered recently, none more so than when...

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Con Conference: Extra Pritt-Stick Ordered For Theresa May Speech

Funny story: Con Conference: Extra Pritt-Stick Ordered For Theresa May Speech

Extra Pritt-Stick has been ordered to ensure Theresa May can only balls-up from speaking shite and not as well as the stage falling apart around her during her speech, ministers say. The previous Tory Conference was a spectacular screw-up for the...

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Brexit Means Breakdown

Funny story: Brexit Means Breakdown

Following the Salzburg summit rebuffal and being handed her ass on Instagram by the EU President, Theresa May came back fighting this week in the typical British way - with a strongly worded statement. After she was left looking like a wally, much...

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Northern Ireland border to be controlled by invisible leprechauns!

Funny story: Northern Ireland border to be controlled by invisible leprechauns!

Brexit has obviously caused many problems, both within the EU borders and the UK, and these problems need to be solved before the UK floats uncontrollably into the Atlantic Ocean. Great political intellectuals (cough, cough) are busy attempting to...

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The Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini

Funny story: The Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini

Lun Dun, Eng Lund—Lun Duners, like other Britz, hate their mayor, Sad Ick Khan (no relation, as far as anyone knows, to either Genghis or Kubla), and, to show it, they took up a collection to protest his existence. More than 16 million people (twi...

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Corbyn slammed for not mocking woman who can't dance

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is facing fierce criticism from across the political spectrum for his failure to make fun of Theresa May's lack of prowess on the dance floor. Corbyn has been noticeably quiet in the controversy which has seen May make...

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May's African trip causes mass deaths

Funny story: May's African trip causes mass deaths

At least 39 people are now confirmed dead in what is the worst outbreak of embarrassment in Britain since Nigel Farage gloated about winning the Brexit vote. Prime Minister Theresa May has been in Kenya this week, the first UK PM to visit the country...

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"Absolutely everything is OK" declares May.

Funny story: "Absolutely everything is OK" declares May.

In a follow up to her enthusiasm about a No Deal Brexit being A-OK-not-a-problem, Theresa May has issued a reassuring statement relating to absolutely anything which may crop up, informing the British public, "it'll probably be fine". This follows...

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Philip May reveals sitcom-like lifestyle

Philip May, first husband of the UK, has revealed details about his life in 10 Downing Street to men's lifestyle magazine Jockstrap. In the interview, he describes his life being married to Theresa May as "like being a hapless accident-prone characte...

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More Alzheimer's Cure Worries

Funny story: More Alzheimer's Cure Worries

Following the success of my classic story Alzheimer's Cure Worries I have, in all modesty, decided to return to this delicate subject. Top Alzheimer's researcher, Dr Brain, is working at the forefront of helping evermore people remember things the...

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German scientists grow brains to replace ones in politicians heads!

Funny story: German scientists grow brains to replace ones in politicians heads!

Donald Trump's brain is about to be replaced by a version grown in a German lab. The US president doesn't know about the planned operation, but the US senate have approved the move hoping at last some common sense will exit his vile mouth! German...

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Amber Rudd To Be Given 'Cushy Job'

Funny story: Amber Rudd To Be Given 'Cushy Job'

Amber Rudd, the former Conservative Party Home Secretary who resigned her post earlier this week due to her involvement in the Windrush Scandal, is to be found a nice, cushy job once all the silly 'fuss and nonsense' over Windrush has died down. R...

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Government in Trouble

Funny story: Government in Trouble

Following a Rush of Wind, causing a great stink in the Parliamentary Chamber, an embarrassed Tory Government has issued pegs to all members attending debates. Some MP's complained that 'The Ruddy Rush of Wind' was coming from the posterior of the...

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Labour looks forward to Boris’ “Brexit Dividend”

Funny story: Labour looks forward to Boris’ “Brexit Dividend”

Labour party members are secretly preparing for power after “Prime Minister” Theresa May refused at the weekend to back her Foreign Secretary’s continuing claim that there will be a “Brexit Dividend”. The continued and ever increasing claims eman...

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'From Russia with love' to be re-filmed and renamed 'From Putin to May with Poisonous Arrows!'

Funny story: 'From Russia with love' to be re-filmed and renamed 'From Putin to May with Poisonous Arrows!'

James Bond is being reanimated after breathing heavily and nearly dying as the ancient MI5 spy failed miserably to lock millions into the cinema, but the latest Russian attack on the UK has given Bond makers food for thought! Cameras have already...

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Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning

Funny story: Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning

In a daring follow-up to the recent poisoning of Skripal and his daughter, the Prime Minister of England will not rest on mere accusations. Ms. May has asserted that either Russia is directly responsible for attacking the Skripals, or has somehow...

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