Back and to the Left news and Boris Johnson have something in common. Both of us like to make up wildly inaccurate stories to discredit or embarrass others. However where we are a pair of idiots travelling around the country singing stupid songs he is the foreign secretary. Which is supposed to give you a modicum of responsibility? Isn’t it?
After, without waiting for evidence, blaming the Russians for the nerve gas attack in Salisbury and lying about how he got that information, we asked him who else was to blame for various round the world events.
• “The disappearance of the crew from the Mary Celeste was clearly caused by abduction by merman from Atlantis. I have spoken recently with King Trident and he has confirmed this to be the case”
• “The British didn’t facilitate any genocides in India during Colonial times. These stories are pure baloney made up by disgruntled lefty leftist activists. I know because I can confirm I spoke to a left handed man who agreed”
• “NHS crisis has been caused by scroungers and shirking Junior Drs. I know because I spoke to the chief of the Scrounging Junior Dr’s society today and they cleared up any confusion for me.
• “Donald Trump winning the election was categorically brought about by racists who hated being governed by a black man for 8 years. I conferred with the Grand Wizard of the KKK, I went to Eton with him, and he has assured me that this is what happened”
Next week find out who killed the Dinosaurs