There’s a new king in town, but his kingdom may be in jeopardy. Charles was last seen posing for his first stamp. Next up: his first coin side-profile. After that, a royal portrait as king and not just a meager Prince of Wales. After that, Madame…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has just learned that the United Kingdom's research agency, The Royal Fog Research Group, has just conducted a survey of all of England's 27 counties. The group surveyed over 800,000 Britons, and they fou…
A man from Birmingham claims he is the forgotten missing fourth Bee Gee. Bernard Gibb 75 claims he was shunned from the band the moment they got famous they brushed him aside and he hasn’t spoken to Barry since then. ”I haven’t spoken to any…
The war in Ukraine has led to the largest humanitarian crisis in Europe since the Second World War. Over a million refugees have fled the country so far. Most European nations have agreed to accept a large number of them, but the UK is lagging behind…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the twice-impeached, one-term pathological liar (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is so extremely butt-hurt at the fact that her majesty the queen stated on-the-record, that he is not…
LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News is reporting lots of red faces at 10 Downing Street, Buckingham Palace, and Wembley Stadium. TBN reporter Brompton Boxgrove, stated that the Royal Air Force has admitted that a Russian Stealth Bo…
Knowing his time as UK prime minister is drawing to a close, Boris Johnson has set his sights on another role: 007. The premier says he is an ideal James Bond, with all of his boozing and sleeping around. "Who's going to replace Daniel Craig? W…
England soccer star and all-round top bloke Marcus Rashford has been contacted by God, asking him why he has become so popular. The Manchester United striker and child poverty campaigner received an email out of the blue from the almighty one, ask…
The UK Government announced this week that they would cut funding for the National Truss, stating that it "was not a priority at the moment". Supporters of the Truss were outraged, saying that it was essential for the nation's well-being. National…
The government have boasted that the UK's banking sector is set to grow by 5% in 2021. This is despite recent setbacks such as most European trading returning to the EU after Brexit. "The future of banking in the UK is secure," said treasury spoke…
The Great British Ice Cream Company food scientists explain how they created the new vulva Phish Food flavor by unlocking the secrets to their Vagina Cream Swirl. Male and lesbian customers were nothing but grateful when The Great British Ice C…
The UK government have announced their intention to join a major trading bloc for the first time since leaving the EU. The Trans-Pacific Partnership is a trading agreement between eleven nations including Japan, Mexico and New Zealand, who intend to…
SANTA BARBARA, California – (Satire News) - TMZ reported that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, has gotten politically involved in getting out the vote for the upcoming election. Former U.S. talk show host, Piers Morgan, has exploded. He rante…
Prince William has said “we must crack homelessness,” as he launched a new drive aimed at reducing homelessness today. We at Back and to the Left news believe that we saw how to solve homelessness by doing what the Government did during lockdown, and…
UK Chancellor, Rishi Sunak, has admitted that there will be “tough choices” to be made over public financing. This coupled with the last ten years of austerity should be music to the ears of those in Northern England who voted to put these cunts in p…
Prominent scientists have called for volunteers to be purposely infected with Covid-19 in an attempt to speed up the search for a vaccine. This has caused an outcry from many leading Conservative politicians who have pointed out that their hopeless h…
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