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Funny story: UK pretends to welcome Ukrainian refugees

UK pretends to welcome Ukrainian refugees

The war in Ukraine has led to the largest humanitarian crisis in Europe since the Second World War. Over a million refugees have fled the country so far. Most European nations have agreed to accept a large number of them, but the UK is lagging behind…

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Funny story: Biden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen

Biden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen

BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says If He Wants To Move To England, He Will, No Matter What Queen Elizabeth Says

Donald Trump Says If He Wants To Move To England, He Will, No Matter What Queen Elizabeth Says

LONDON – (UK Satire) – London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the twice-impeached, one-term pathological liar (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is so extremely butt-hurt at the fact that her majesty the queen stated on-the-record, that he is not…

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Funny story: Russia’s Most Advanced Stealth Bomber Flies Across The United Kingdom Totally Undetected

Russia’s Most Advanced Stealth Bomber Flies Across The United Kingdom Totally Undetected

LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News is reporting lots of red faces at 10 Downing Street, Buckingham Palace, and Wembley Stadium. TBN reporter Brompton Boxgrove, stated that the Royal Air Force has admitted that a Russian Stealth Bo…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson: "I'm the perfect James Bond"

Boris Johnson: "I'm the perfect James Bond"

Knowing his time as UK prime minister is drawing to a close, Boris Johnson has set his sights on another role: 007. The premier says he is an ideal James Bond, with all of his boozing and sleeping around. "Who's going to replace Daniel Craig? W…

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Funny story: God asks Marcus Rashford for help

God asks Marcus Rashford for help

England soccer star and all-round top bloke Marcus Rashford has been contacted by God, asking him why he has become so popular. The Manchester United striker and child poverty campaigner received an email out of the blue from the almighty one, ask…

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Funny story: Britain to cut funding for National Truss

Britain to cut funding for National Truss

The UK Government announced this week that they would cut funding for the National Truss, stating that it "was not a priority at the moment". Supporters of the Truss were outraged, saying that it was essential for the nation's well-being. National…

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Funny story: UK's banking sector set to expand

UK's banking sector set to expand

The government have boasted that the UK's banking sector is set to grow by 5% in 2021. This is despite recent setbacks such as most European trading returning to the EU after Brexit. "The future of banking in the UK is secure," said treasury spoke…

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Funny story: Ice Cream Maker Brought Vagina Cream Mainstream

Ice Cream Maker Brought Vagina Cream Mainstream

The Great British Ice Cream Company food scientists explain how they created the new vulva Phish Food flavor by unlocking the secrets to their Vagina Cream Swirl. Male and lesbian customers were nothing but grateful when The Great British Ice C…

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Funny story: British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

The UK government have announced their intention to join a major trading bloc for the first time since leaving the EU. The Trans-Pacific Partnership is a trading agreement between eleven nations including Japan, Mexico and New Zealand, who intend to…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle is Verbally Attacked by Piers Morgan and Prince Harry is Furious

Meghan Markle is Verbally Attacked by Piers Morgan and Prince Harry is Furious

SANTA BARBARA, California – (Satire News) - TMZ reported that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, has gotten politically involved in getting out the vote for the upcoming election. Former U.S. talk show host, Piers Morgan, has exploded. He rante…

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Funny story: The Duke of Umbridge

The Duke of Umbridge

Prince William has said “we must crack homelessness,” as he launched a new drive aimed at reducing homelessness today. We at Back and to the Left news believe that we saw how to solve homelessness by doing what the Government did during lockdown, and…

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Funny story: The Sword Of A Thousand Cuts

The Sword Of A Thousand Cuts

UK Chancellor, Rishi Sunak, has admitted that there will be “tough choices” to be made over public financing. This coupled with the last ten years of austerity should be music to the ears of those in Northern England who voted to put these cunts in p…

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Funny story: Volunteer For The Vaccine

Volunteer For The Vaccine

Prominent scientists have called for volunteers to be purposely infected with Covid-19 in an attempt to speed up the search for a vaccine. This has caused an outcry from many leading Conservative politicians who have pointed out that their hopeless h…

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Funny story: Trust Truss On Yemen

Trust Truss On Yemen

The UK has made the heart-wrenching decision to resume selling weapons to Saudi Arabia despite knowing full fucking well that they will be used on frightened civilians huddling in refugee camps. This is despite, mere weeks ago, Dominic Raab telling t…

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Funny story: Face Lift In The Sun Lit Up Lands

Face Lift In The Sun Lit Up Lands

Local billionaire and enthusiastic paper aeroplane make, Harold Diggleby-brough, has laid the gauntlet down to the people of his local village. Mr Diggleby-brough believes that the people of Silsby Tweed are amongst the ugliest in the country, and wa...

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Funny story: The Clearest Message

The Clearest Message

Communities Secretary, Robert Jenrick, (nope not a clue either), has defended the government's slightly changed Coronavirus message, saying: "It couldn’t be clearer if it was a clear glass of smooth, sparkling Somerset water. "Moving on from th...

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