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Funny story: President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

TATER TOT, Alabama – (Political Satire) - A representative with the Trump Campaign Rally Committee has informed the news media that the planned pep rally in Tater Tot has been cancelled. The pep rally was to have been held in the Governor George C…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Plans to Invade Portland Using Green Berets, Navy Seals, The KKK, Hells Angels, and Some Boy Scouts

Donald Trump Plans to Invade Portland Using Green Berets, Navy Seals, The KKK, Hells Angels, and Some Boy Scouts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donnie Johnnie Trump says that it's time for him to put his bone-spur covered foot down, and show the anti-Electoral College protesters in Portland that he is the boss of them. He told Fox News that the peaceful protes…

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Announces That They Will be Distributing Confederate Flags in Harlem

The Ku Klux Klan Announces That They Will be Distributing Confederate Flags in Harlem

POSSUM BELLY, Mississippi – RumorLand News is reporting that one of the chapters of the Ku Klux Klan, has just announced that they are planning on going into Harlem, New York, and distributing Confederate flags to the residents, free of charge. Wh…

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Funny story: Jed Blockhead, right wing Redneck, hangs himself unintentionally

Jed Blockhead, right wing Redneck, hangs himself unintentionally

A rather peculiar thing happened in Redneck territory, downtown Buckweed, Alabama, a tiny hamlet lost in time last week. Jed the Redneck was busy removing a BLM sign strung up between a cypress tree and a Kentucky Fried Chicklet outlet wishing to rep...

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Funny story: Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that he has talked to several representatives with white extremist groups, and they have suggested that he declare war on the group known as Antifa. Antifa is known as an anti-white supremist-extremist group w...

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Advises Its Members To Use Thicker Hoods and Robes To Ward Off The C-19

The Ku Klux Klan Advises Its Members To Use Thicker Hoods and Robes To Ward Off The C-19

VALDOSTA, Georgia – The Georgia Chapter of the KKK has sent out a newsletter with some vital info for their members. The newsletter addresses the concern of the older members, who are becoming a bit nervous regarding the Coronavirus. One membe...

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Funny story: The KKK to Suspend Their Weekly Cross Burnings Because of C-19

The KKK to Suspend Their Weekly Cross Burnings Because of C-19

ALLIGATOR, Mississippi – The Mississippi Delta Order of The Grand Dandelion has just emailed all of their members a very important message. Assistant Semi-Grand Dragon, Rufus Leland “Slick” Maconwitt, informed the fellas that, due to the new 6-foo...

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Funny story: The FBI, The CIA, and Even The Ku Klux Klan Are All Insisting That President Trump Get Tested For COVID-19 Immediately

The FBI, The CIA, and Even The Ku Klux Klan Are All Insisting That President Trump Get Tested For COVID-19 Immediately

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has been sent a registered letter informing him that he has to get tested for the Coronavirus as soon as possible. The FBI, The CIA, and even The Ku Klux Klan are demanding that the Trumpster get checked out.

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Funny story: Seventy-Three Gunshots Ring Out At Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate

Seventy-Three Gunshots Ring Out At Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate

PALM BEACH, Florida – A spokesperson for The Palm Beach Sheriff’s Department said that gunshots rang out at The Southern White House. Lt. Huckleberry “Bubba” Porkinski, 52, said that there were a total of 73 shots that were fired in the vicinity o...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth to Head Ku Klux Klan

Queen Elizabeth to Head Ku Klux Klan

Sources in the United States and Britain reveal that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth is poised to be appointed as honorary figurehead of the Ku Klux Klan. An interviewer in London spoke with the Queen as she was preparing to fly to New Orleans to meet...

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Funny story: Robert Rundo Arrested By Rozzers

Robert Rundo Arrested By Rozzers

The white supremacist, Robert Rundo, has been arrested in California for inciting riots, and excessive use of the letter 'r'. Rundo, the really rather revolting Right-wing rebel renegade, and originator of the Rise Above Movement (RAM), has routi...

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Funny story: Nikki Haley 'Resigns' Over The Lack Of A Third 'K' In Name

Nikki Haley 'Resigns' Over The Lack Of A Third 'K' In Name

Nikki Haley, the United States Ambassador to the United Nations, has 'resigned' from the position, but rumors are rife that she was forced to do so by the Trump administration, because of the lack of a third letter 'k' in her first name. Haley - w...

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Funny story: The Ku KLux Klan to welcome minorities

The Ku KLux Klan to welcome minorities

The Ku Klux Klan has announced plans to introduce more diversity into the organisation to combat dwindling membership. Speaking by phone from his compound in Red Knob, Arkansas, Gaylord McFukwit, leader of the Swamp Knights, the biggest of the US...

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Funny story: Boris Blames

Boris Blames

Back and to the Left news and Boris Johnson have something in common. Both of us like to make up wildly inaccurate stories to discredit or embarrass others. However where we are a pair of idiots travelling around the country singing stupid songs he i...

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Funny story: NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

In a recent interview with Fright Fart News, NRA spokesmilf Sierra Peelin decried the violence that marked recent protests in Charlottesville Virginia. "That James Fields showed incredibly poor judgement", she lamented. "Why, for a fraction of th...

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Funny story: Trump Denies Ties to Neo-Nazis; Announces Vacation in Berlin

Trump Denies Ties to Neo-Nazis; Announces Vacation in Berlin

Trump Tower, NY President Trump reluctantly denounced the violence at a White Supremacist Rally in Charlottesburg, Virginia, while still blaming the riots on the alt-right and the "alt-left." It was suggested by the dark media that Trump knows hi...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ sick of disloyal GOP decides its time for his "coming out" and declares his love for KKK

Trump.com™ sick of disloyal GOP decides its time for his "coming out" and declares his love for KKK

As the fallout from Charlottesville still descends on a disintegrating Whitehouse Trump.com has had enough of all the namby pamby political correct whiners and has called it a day with the Republican Party. Press Secretary read a release, "after u...

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