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Funny story: Barr and Mueller flee to Saudi Arabia

Barr and Mueller flee to Saudi Arabia

Mr. Barr and Mr. Mueller have left the country. Insider analysis puts these gentlemen at a resort called Mar Al Lago East—southeast Saudi Arabia, in the Rub’ Al Khali desert area, somewhat out of earshot of the war in Yemen. Mr. Barr has been p...

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Funny story: "Creeping Koranism?" Saudis Infiltrate La Scala, Covent Garden, the Met

"Creeping Koranism?" Saudis Infiltrate La Scala, Covent Garden, the Met

Within days of the announcement that Saudi Arabia has bought its way onto the La Scala board of directors, word now comes that the Saudis have approached the Royal Opera company at Covent Garden and the Metropolitan Opera in New York. At La Scala,...

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Funny story: Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Already heralded as an omen for the new year, today’s incident in a major American city (anonymous in this report) has brought significant developments. That the elevator was also crowded has added to how to respond to the problem. Numerous que...

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Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi Officially Forgotten About

Jamal Khashoggi Officially Forgotten About

Jamal Khashoggi, the murdered dissident journalist who was so savagely slain in the Saudi Arabian consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, has been officially forgotten about, it can be revealed. Khashoggi, who had only gone to the consulate to get som...

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Funny story: Trump Pleased That Media Has Allowed Jamal Khashoggi Murder Case To 'Rest In Peace'

Trump Pleased That Media Has Allowed Jamal Khashoggi Murder Case To 'Rest In Peace'

US President, Donald Trump, is reported to be pleased that the media has decided to let the wicked murder of Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, drift from the memories of the public who, initially incensed by the slaying, no longer...

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Funny story: Children's Storytime: Jamal's Adventure In Turkey

Children's Storytime: Jamal's Adventure In Turkey

Hello, children! It's time for another story! Are you ready? If you are, I'll begin. There was once a man called Jamal, who lived in a country where there was a lot of sand. It was very hot in that country, and the misters wore big, long, flowing white robes which helped them to keep cool. Jamal didn't like the oppressive heat very much, so he came to live in America, where you live. He was...

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Funny story: Like Quarterback Colin Kaepernick, Trump Takes A Knee But To Saudi Arabia

Like Quarterback Colin Kaepernick, Trump Takes A Knee But To Saudi Arabia

Like quarterback Colin Kaepernick, Trump took a knee before MBS of Saudi Arabia saying American resident and Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi’s death wasn't ordered by the Crown Prince and ignored the findings of the CIA. Editor's note...

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Funny story: Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

US President, Donald Trump, says he is ready to offer forgiveness to Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman,the man who ordered the brutal, vicious and murderous slaying of the Washington Post contributor, Saudi Arabian dissident, Jamal Khashoggi, i...

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Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

CIA officials working on the murder of the Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, have said that the slaying was organised by the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman, and that his attempts to cover this up amounts to lying. The C...

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Funny story: Saudi Agent Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi Identified

Saudi Agent Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi Identified

The murderer of Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, whose death was ordered by the Saudi crown prince, Mohammad bin Salman, has been identified, to the relief of all concerned. The man, Ashraf al-Pigsmightfly, is a Saudi intellige...

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Funny story: Terrified Saudi Prosecutor says Jamal Khashoggi Murder "Was Ordered by Agent, Not Crown Prince After All...Honest"

Terrified Saudi Prosecutor says Jamal Khashoggi Murder "Was Ordered by Agent, Not Crown Prince After All...Honest"

In what he claimed is "definitely not a whitewash" Saudi Arabia's public prosecutor has concluded that an intelligence officer ordered Jamal Khashoggi's murder, not Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman despite all the evidence to the contrary in his poss...

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Funny story: White House Security Breach As Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Calls To See President Trump

White House Security Breach As Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Calls To See President Trump

Feathers were ruffled, and presidential security officers were on full alert this morning, after an apparition much resembling the forlorn figure of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, was seen lumbering along corridors at t...

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Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

There was a shock in store for a group of Turkish policemen this morning, when the ghost of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, presented itself at the counter of the main Istanbul police station.. The ghost, looking daze...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

A wave of news yesterday that Mr. Assange is under new danger has brought urgency to finally resolving his case. Mr. Assange’s mouth, as happened with Mr. Khashoggi, has become “far too dangerous for the ordinary person’s understanding of the new...

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Funny story: Needed Immediately: Jamal Khashoggi Lookalike

Needed Immediately: Jamal Khashoggi Lookalike

We are in urgent need of an Arabic man who has the look and build of the murdered and dissolved Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, for immediate work. You should, at least partly, resemble Mr Khashoggi with regard to height and weight. Having a similar face to Mr Khashoggi would be a bonus. Spectacles are desirable, but can be provided. The work requires no experience, alth...

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Funny story: Saudi Consulate Open Again On Monday After 'Spring Clean'

Saudi Consulate Open Again On Monday After 'Spring Clean'

ISTANBUL: The consulate of Saudi Arabia, closed since the world's press started to ask uncomfortable questions about the murder of dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, will open its doors again on Monday after a 'spring clean'. Business will be...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia Guilty Of Crimes Against Islam

Saudi Arabia Guilty Of Crimes Against Islam

Saudi Arabia, the leader of the Muslim world, the origin and stronghold of the Islamic faith, and the country responsible for the murder of dissident journalist and Muslim, Jamal Khashoggi, is guilty of crime against Islam, says Turkish president, Re...

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