GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - According to Sports Territory Magazine, Aaron Rodgers is as happy as a wolf at a sheep convention.
The Green Bay QB, told STM's Tango Brisket, that after months and months of pleading with his ex-girlfriend, Danica Patrick, to stop texting him, he and her have come to a wonderful understanding.
The NASCAR darling, who is extremely sexy and is noted for giving the best b-jobs in the world of sports, has agreed to stop texting her former bed partner, after he offers to pay her $250,000 cash, pay for her to take a 10-day cruise to the North Pole, and buy her a year's supply of Joan-of-Arc Glow-in-the-Dark Pantiliners.
Meanwhile the sensuously erotic petite firecracker says that her "Aaron is a Stud" bikini line tattoo is staying put.
