The News Now News Agency, in its latest bombshell, claims that former Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, now playing for The New York Jets, vehemently denies any romantic involvement with a stunning Hooters Girl from the Bronx. According…
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - Two future NFL Hall of Fame quarterbacks totally enjoyed guest starring on the television hit western "Hell On Wheels." The show's lead actor, Anson Mount, who is a big NFL football fan, said that Tom Brady and Aaron R…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The soon-not-to-be Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers flew into "The Big Apple" and met with the owner of the New York Jets, Robert Wood "Woody" Johnson IV. Johnson IV, has expressed an interest in signin…
PHOENIX - (Sports Satire) - The Phoenix Hot Sun Newspaper reports that the NFL Phoenix Cardinals have made it abundantly clear to Aaron Rodgers that they are not the least bit interested in hiring him to be their quarterback. Team spokesperson F.F…
Packers CEO Mark H. Murphy has said he is greatly attracted to the idea of a darkness retreat in Oregon. This following his star QB Aaron Rodgers' showing the way into a small cabin (at 300 square feet with queen sized bed) dug into a mountain.
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Well as most sports fans had an inkling, the Green Bay Packers organization has finally come to the conclusion that the team will be better off with Aaron Charles Rodgers, who turned 39, in December. Rodger…
As reported by NBC Sports News, Mr. Rodgers will enter solitary confinement on Monday to assist him with important decisions he needs to make. Mr. Brady has expressed admiration for this manner of responding to quandaries affecting life's course.
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR queen Danica Patrick recently talked to Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and talk got around to sex. Danica said that Aaron (Green Bay Packers quarterback) is without a doubt the be…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Madison Cawthorn traveled up to the "Big Apple" to see about getting liposuction on his left breast, which is twice as big as his right breast. Maddy, as his high school badminton coach called him, said that ever si…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Aaron Rodgers recently told Carolina Chipotle, with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he is one of the luckiest guys in the entire world. "The Allstate Kid" and super star quarterback for the Green Bay Packers told…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Sports writer Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine recently spoke with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers at the Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in downtown Green Bay. Brisket asked him about…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR princess Danica Patrick recently sat down with Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo at The Intoxicated Iguana Bar in New York City. The two have known each other ever since Danica was in high school…
HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is thrilled that Tinsel Town is looking at him to replace Daniel Craig, as the new James Bond, agent 007. Rodgers, the ex-boyfriend of NASCAR sweetheart Danica Patrick, say…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - According to Sports Territory Magazine, Aaron Rodgers is as happy as a wolf at a sheep convention. The Green Bay QB, told STM's Tango Brisket, that after months and months of pleading with his ex-girlfriend…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers reportedly told his ex-NASCAR driver girlfriend, Danica Patrick, to please not send him anymore texts. According to Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti, th…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In an excellent advertising move, Allstate Insurance has announced that they have just signed the recently retired Tampa Bay Bucs quarterback Tom Brady, and the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (now a CBS…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The sports world has been turned on its heels as word that three NFL quarterbacks are contemplating purchasing the Detroit Lions. Tom Brady, newly retired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers of the Gre…
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