GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – After dating for 2 years and 3 days, and buying a $28 million mansion together, Aaron and Danica will now ‘run and drive’ off into the sunset. An unidentified neighbor said that they looked so happy. Lots of times he would s…
NEW YORK CITY – The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, and former NASCAR racer, Danica Patrick, have agreed to star in a reality show. Rodgers said that he and his stunningly…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – Retired NASCAR driver Danica Patrick spoke with Sports Territory Magazine and said that now that NASCAR will be resuming, she wants in. The petite, live-in girlfriend of Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, remarked...
DEL MAR, California – Aaron Rodgers and his girlfriend, Danica Patrick, have been quietly sheltering in place in their mansion in Del Mar. The Packers quarterback says that, since the two are self-isolating, they go out in the backyard every day,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has hinted that POTUS is not very happy with his present presidential chauffeur. Apparently, Trump caught his driver listening to CNN as he was driving Melania to the supermarket. Melania reportedly inform...
LOS ANGELES - Danica Patrick flew to Los Angeles to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. The Queen of NASCAR was asked if she ever wishes she had been born a guy instead of a girl so that her fellow NASCAR race drivers would take he...
NEW YORK CITY - The Queen of The NASCAR Circuit, Danica Patrick flew into the Big Apple to appear on Regis Philbin's and Larry King's The Viagra View talk show. Danica told Regis that she was proud to say that she has just been named as one of the...
HOLLYWOOD - Danica Patrick flew into Los Angeles' LAX Airport to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. As she was getting out of the Limo to go into the television studio a gust of wind suddenly hit causing her skirt to fly up exposi...
TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick, the Darling of NASCAR, had just finished filming a public service commercial at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with Sporting Chance Magazine. Hercules Confetti aske...
CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...
NEW YORK CITY - NASCAR driver Danica Patrick was in the Big Apple doing some last minute Christmas shopping. She was approached by Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette who asked her how she'd been feeling lately. Danica responded by saying...
LAS VEGAS - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick co-hosted The ACA Award Show at The Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino along with country artist Trace Adkins. And the couple carried on so well one would have thought that they had done this before. Ev...
TARZANA - Danica Patrick had just finished racing at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with The Turnstile Review. Ambrose Appomattox of TR asked her if there was a certain man in her life. The petite, sexy...
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Sexy NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was in Albuquerque on a promotional tour for her new line of Danica Patrick Bikini Thong Panties®. She was asked by a reporter for a local newspaper to comment on the recent...
AUSTIN - Danica Patrick was in Texas visiting an old boyfriend when she got the word that NASCAR had issued a statement that she will follow the NASCAR rules or else she will be subject to discipline including a fine and possible suspension. Miss...
MALIBU BEACH - Danica Patrick, who was recently divorced from Dr. Paul Hospenthal, has reportedly stated that she wants to give the single girl world a spin (no pun intended). Danica told Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review that she wants...
TARZANA, California - The Queen of NASCAR, Danica Patrick was at The Gary Busey International Speedway filming a commercial for Cover Cutey Makeup. After she had finished she met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He asked her about...
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