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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick Are Getting Back Together

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick Are Getting Back Together

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The word on the streets and the cheese shops of Green Bay is that Packers quarterback and his ex-NASCAR girlfriend Danica Patrick are getting back together. The two dated last year and even had a reality show called A…

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Funny story: Tom Brady of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Shows He’s 43, Going on 23, as He's Headed For The Super Bowl

Tom Brady of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Shows He’s 43, Going on 23, as He's Headed For The Super Bowl

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satires) – In the battle of the two future Hall of Fame quarterbacks, Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, the man with the same initials as the city he plays for came out on top. The Bucs beat the Pack 31 to 26. Dottie Bazooka with Sp…

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Win – Aaron Rodgers Dedicates The Victory to Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick

The Green Bay Packers Win – Aaron Rodgers Dedicates The Victory to Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The Packers are headed to the NFC Championship. They easily beat a Los Angeles Rams team 32-18, that said it was just too damn cold to be playing outside. The U.S. weather service said that the temperature at kick-off…

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Funny story: The Bravo Network Cancels Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick's Reality Show, “Looking in on Aaron & Danica’s Naked Life”

The Bravo Network Cancels Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick's Reality Show, “Looking in on Aaron & Danica’s Naked Life”

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The Bravo Network has just announced that it has cancelled one of its most viewed reality shows. “Looking in on Aaron & Danica’s Naked Life” will be removed from their schedule after the final three episodes ai…

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Announce They Will Be Allowing 200 Season Ticket Holders to Attend Their Opening Home Game

The Green Bay Packers Announce They Will Be Allowing 200 Season Ticket Holders to Attend Their Opening Home Game

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Sports Satire) - The Green Bay Packers have the distinction of being the only sports team in America that is community-owned. The Packers have 350,000 stockholders, and they have voted 349,967 to 33, to allow 200 of the ol…

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers and NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick Have Broken Up

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers and NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick Have Broken Up

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – After dating for 2 years and 3 days, and buying a $28 million mansion together, Aaron and Danica will now ‘run and drive’ off into the sunset. An unidentified neighbor said that they looked so happy. Lots of times he would s…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

NEW YORK CITY – The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, and former NASCAR racer, Danica Patrick, have agreed to star in a reality show. Rodgers said that he and his stunningly…

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Keeping in Shape by Throwing Passes to Danica Patrick

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Keeping in Shape by Throwing Passes to Danica Patrick

DEL MAR, California – Aaron Rodgers and his girlfriend, Danica Patrick, have been quietly sheltering in place in their mansion in Del Mar. The Packers quarterback says that, since the two are self-isolating, they go out in the backyard every day,...

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Are Moving To Pensacola, Florida

The Green Bay Packers Are Moving To Pensacola, Florida

GREEN BAY – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that the Green Bay Packers have decided to move to Pensacola, Florida. Team spokesperson Shanquisha Cuttermeister, 43, told VPNA reporter Ichabod Fernandez that the owners had been considering makin...

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Are Communists Says Congressman

Green Bay Packers Are Communists Says Congressman

The Green Bay Packers are arguably the most successful franchise in American professional sports history. They just missed this year from going to the superbowel. But the most remarkable thing about the Green Bay Packers is that as an industry th...

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Funny story: Cheesy law regarding football spawns other gridiron lunacy

Cheesy law regarding football spawns other gridiron lunacy

BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA -- Bainbridge Island, Washington, has outlawed cheese. At least, during the upcoming NFC Championship game that pits the Seattle Seahawks against the Green Bay Packers. And it's not only cheese per se that's banned, but al...

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Funny story: Michael Sam traded to Packers

Michael Sam traded to Packers

GREENBAY, WI - In an incredibly ironic twist, openly gay football player, Michael Sam, was traded by the St. Louis Rams to the Greenbay Packers. Sam was drafted by the Rams on May 10, 2014 in the seventh round. Shortly after reporting to the team,...

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Funny story: The Ultimate Fantasy Football- Had The Packers Played The Seahawks For The 2014 Super Bowl.

The Ultimate Fantasy Football- Had The Packers Played The Seahawks For The 2014 Super Bowl.

Far beyond the reaches of normal men's consciousnesses there exists a part of the etheric worlds where what could have been still can be. All events as remembered by the minds of men are not held fast in memories lock, but are fluid and flexible, and not confined to history's limiting pages. All the conditions that led to so many 'historical' events, be they political, military, or even that m...

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The temperature at Lambeau Field was minus 15 with the wind chill factor. But Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said that it felt more like minus 40, as she spent much of the game face down on the frozen Lambeau Field turf.

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Returns And Leads The Green Bay Packers Past The Chicago Bears And Into The NFL Playoffs

Aaron Rodgers Returns And Leads The Green Bay Packers Past The Chicago Bears And Into The NFL Playoffs

CHICAGO - Quarterback Aaron Rodgers returned to the Green Bay Packers after missing 8 games due to a broken clavicle as well as a bruised right ear lobe. Green Bay's #12 managed to lead his team into the NFL playoffs by defeating the Chicago Bears...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre flew into New York City to appear on Live With Kelly and Michael. He told Kelly Ripa that he really and truly still feels that he can contribute his quarterbacking skills to several teams in the N...

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Puts Those Trade Rumors To Bed As The Pack Beats The Washington Redskins 38-20

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Puts Those Trade Rumors To Bed As The Pack Beats The Washington Redskins 38-20

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers had no problem beating the Washington Redskins who are now winless in their first two games. Rodgers had a phenomenal day as he passed for 480 yards and threw 4 touchdown passes as the Packers beat the Redskins 38...

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