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Funny story: Hollywood Is Courting Aaron Rodgers To Be The Next James Bond

Hollywood Is Courting Aaron Rodgers To Be The Next James Bond

HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is thrilled that Tinsel Town is looking at him to replace Daniel Craig, as the new James Bond, agent 007. Rodgers, the ex-boyfriend of NASCAR sweetheart Danica Patrick, say…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Says He Has Agreed To Pay Danica Patrick To Stop Texting Him

Aaron Rodgers Says He Has Agreed To Pay Danica Patrick To Stop Texting Him

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - According to Sports Territory Magazine, Aaron Rodgers is as happy as a wolf at a sheep convention. The Green Bay QB, told STM's Tango Brisket, that after months and months of pleading with his ex-girlfriend…

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Funny story: Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, Two of The NFL’s Greatest Quarterbacks Are Both Heading For The Retirement Home

Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, Two of The NFL’s Greatest Quarterbacks Are Both Heading For The Retirement Home

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Two of the best future Hall of Fame quarterbacks appear to have come to the end of their pigskin passing careers. Tom Brady with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers with the Green Bay Packers both saw their…

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Funny story: Tickets To The NFL Game Between The Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers at London’s Wembley Stadium Are All Sold Out!

Tickets To The NFL Game Between The Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers at London’s Wembley Stadium Are All Sold Out!

LONDON – (UK Sports Satire) – Tickety Boo News reports “They’re All Gone!” referring to the hottest sports tickets in town. TBN writer Brompton Boxgrove informed the British citizens that all 89,903 tickets were sold within 37 minutes of being put…

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Funny story: NASCAR Driver And Aaron Rodgers’ Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick Admits She Has a Tattoo on Her Ass With The Intials “AR”

NASCAR Driver And Aaron Rodgers’ Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick Admits She Has a Tattoo on Her Ass With The Intials “AR”

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – It is no secret that ever since she was dumped by her Green Bay Packers boyfriend, Danica (Patrick) has been pining about her quarterback. Danica has told close friends that AR has the most amazing cock that she has e…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers Will Play At London’s World Famous Wembley Stadium

The Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers Will Play At London’s World Famous Wembley Stadium

LONDON – (Sports Satire) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just broken the story that the Dallas Cowboys and their long-time rivals the Green Bay Packers have agreed to play in London at Wembley Stadium. Brompton Boxgrove with TBN stated that he sp…

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Funny story: The Cleveland Guardians (Indians) May Move To Green Bay

The Cleveland Guardians (Indians) May Move To Green Bay

CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the city on Lake Erie, is that many of the Cleveland baseball fans are still furious at the team’s new name. Research surveys have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the name Guardians, sounds…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones has let it be known that he would like to see future NFL hall of fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers in a Dallas Cowboys uniform. Reports by Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazoo…

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers' Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Finally Reveals The Real Reason Why He Is Demanding To Be Traded

Green Bay Packers' Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Finally Reveals The Real Reason Why He Is Demanding To Be Traded

MALIBU BEACH – (Sports Satire) – Aaron Rodgers says that he loves the Green Bay Packer fans – but quickly noted that he has had his fill with the harsh, horrendously cold Green Bay winter weather. Rodgers told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Rev…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick Are Getting Back Together

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick Are Getting Back Together

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The word on the streets and the cheese shops of Green Bay is that Packers quarterback and his ex-NASCAR girlfriend Danica Patrick are getting back together. The two dated last year and even had a reality show called A…

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Funny story: Tom Brady of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Shows He’s 43, Going on 23, as He's Headed For The Super Bowl

Tom Brady of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Shows He’s 43, Going on 23, as He's Headed For The Super Bowl

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satires) – In the battle of the two future Hall of Fame quarterbacks, Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, the man with the same initials as the city he plays for came out on top. The Bucs beat the Pack 31 to 26. Dottie Bazooka with Sp…

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Win – Aaron Rodgers Dedicates The Victory to Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick

The Green Bay Packers Win – Aaron Rodgers Dedicates The Victory to Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The Packers are headed to the NFC Championship. They easily beat a Los Angeles Rams team 32-18, that said it was just too damn cold to be playing outside. The U.S. weather service said that the temperature at kick-off…

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Funny story: The Bravo Network Cancels Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick's Reality Show, “Looking in on Aaron & Danica’s Naked Life”

The Bravo Network Cancels Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick's Reality Show, “Looking in on Aaron & Danica’s Naked Life”

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The Bravo Network has just announced that it has cancelled one of its most viewed reality shows. “Looking in on Aaron & Danica’s Naked Life” will be removed from their schedule after the final three episodes ai…

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Announce They Will Be Allowing 200 Season Ticket Holders to Attend Their Opening Home Game

The Green Bay Packers Announce They Will Be Allowing 200 Season Ticket Holders to Attend Their Opening Home Game

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Sports Satire) - The Green Bay Packers have the distinction of being the only sports team in America that is community-owned. The Packers have 350,000 stockholders, and they have voted 349,967 to 33, to allow 200 of the ol…

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers and NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick Have Broken Up

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers and NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick Have Broken Up

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – After dating for 2 years and 3 days, and buying a $28 million mansion together, Aaron and Danica will now ‘run and drive’ off into the sunset. An unidentified neighbor said that they looked so happy. Lots of times he would s…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

NEW YORK CITY – The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, and former NASCAR racer, Danica Patrick, have agreed to star in a reality show. Rodgers said that he and his stunningly…

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Keeping in Shape by Throwing Passes to Danica Patrick

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Keeping in Shape by Throwing Passes to Danica Patrick

DEL MAR, California – Aaron Rodgers and his girlfriend, Danica Patrick, have been quietly sheltering in place in their mansion in Del Mar. The Packers quarterback says that, since the two are self-isolating, they go out in the backyard every day,...

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