GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Sports Territory writer Hiawatha Pamplona, has just stated that a recent QuinniPinni Poll that was taken in Green Bay, has found that the sex act has now become more popular that the beloved Green Bay Packers.
HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is thrilled that Tinsel Town is looking at him to replace Daniel Craig, as the new James Bond, agent 007. Rodgers, the ex-boyfriend of NASCAR sweetheart Danica Patrick, say…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - According to Sports Territory Magazine, Aaron Rodgers is as happy as a wolf at a sheep convention. The Green Bay QB, told STM's Tango Brisket, that after months and months of pleading with his ex-girlfriend…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Two of the best future Hall of Fame quarterbacks appear to have come to the end of their pigskin passing careers. Tom Brady with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers with the Green Bay Packers both saw their…
LONDON – (UK Sports Satire) – Tickety Boo News reports “They’re All Gone!” referring to the hottest sports tickets in town. TBN writer Brompton Boxgrove informed the British citizens that all 89,903 tickets were sold within 37 minutes of being put…
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – It is no secret that ever since she was dumped by her Green Bay Packers boyfriend, Danica (Patrick) has been pining about her quarterback. Danica has told close friends that AR has the most amazing cock that she has e…
LONDON – (Sports Satire) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just broken the story that the Dallas Cowboys and their long-time rivals the Green Bay Packers have agreed to play in London at Wembley Stadium. Brompton Boxgrove with TBN stated that he sp…
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the city on Lake Erie, is that many of the Cleveland baseball fans are still furious at the team’s new name. Research surveys have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the name Guardians, sounds…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones has let it be known that he would like to see future NFL hall of fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers in a Dallas Cowboys uniform. Reports by Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazoo…
MALIBU BEACH – (Sports Satire) – Aaron Rodgers says that he loves the Green Bay Packer fans – but quickly noted that he has had his fill with the harsh, horrendously cold Green Bay winter weather. Rodgers told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Rev…
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The word on the streets and the cheese shops of Green Bay is that Packers quarterback and his ex-NASCAR girlfriend Danica Patrick are getting back together. The two dated last year and even had a reality show called A…
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satires) – In the battle of the two future Hall of Fame quarterbacks, Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, the man with the same initials as the city he plays for came out on top. The Bucs beat the Pack 31 to 26. Dottie Bazooka with Sp…
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The Packers are headed to the NFC Championship. They easily beat a Los Angeles Rams team 32-18, that said it was just too damn cold to be playing outside. The U.S. weather service said that the temperature at kick-off…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The Bravo Network has just announced that it has cancelled one of its most viewed reality shows. “Looking in on Aaron & Danica’s Naked Life” will be removed from their schedule after the final three episodes ai…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Sports Satire) - The Green Bay Packers have the distinction of being the only sports team in America that is community-owned. The Packers have 350,000 stockholders, and they have voted 349,967 to 33, to allow 200 of the ol…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – After dating for 2 years and 3 days, and buying a $28 million mansion together, Aaron and Danica will now ‘run and drive’ off into the sunset. An unidentified neighbor said that they looked so happy. Lots of times he would s…
NEW YORK CITY – The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, and former NASCAR racer, Danica Patrick, have agreed to star in a reality show. Rodgers said that he and his stunningly…
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