DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) – NASCAR officials are red faced after racing authority inspectors found that one of the drivers was found to have a quantity of marijuana stashed underneath the driver’s seat of his race car. Inspectors ch…
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Officials for the National Association of Stock Car Racing, revealed to the sports media that ex-president Donald J. Trump wanted 10 free tickets, so he and his family could attend the upcoming Pensacola 300…
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Sports Satire) – Ever since March, when the Coronavirus first got out of hand, NASCAR’s attendance has fallen by 61%. And then the fact that the racing entity banned Confederate flags really kicked the racing giant in it…
VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Sports Satire) – Two weeks ago NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse was suspended from racing in the Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race in Georgia. Butterhouse refused to paint over the likeness of Pres…
CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just announced that NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse has just been suspended, and will not drive in next week’s 87th Annual Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race. An…
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - Officials at NASCAR have suspended another race car driver after several policy violations. Racer Mike Wallace, no relation to black NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace, was notified that he has been suspended du…
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - One of the greatest NASCAR auto racers of all time, Richard Petty, has just told Bubba Wallace that he wants him to stay put in the #43 race car. Wallace’s contract is due to expire soon, and Petty wants…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – After dating for 2 years and 3 days, and buying a $28 million mansion together, Aaron and Danica will now ‘run and drive’ off into the sunset. An unidentified neighbor said that they looked so happy. Lots of times he would s…
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – The top-ranking officials at NASCAR have expressed some concern that many long-time fans have abandoned the traditional Dixieland sport. A spokesperson for the auto racing giant says they realize that a lot of the good old…
NEW YORK CITY – The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, and former NASCAR racer, Danica Patrick, have agreed to star in a reality show. Rodgers said that he and his stunningly…
TALLADEGA, Alabama – The NASCAR Cup Series Race may have more action in the stands and in the infield than on the racetrack itself. Some of the good old boys, who carry around AR-13 semiautomatic weapons and grenade launchers, have said that no on...
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There is a group of die-hard NASCAR fans who are of the tit-for-tat persuasion. They are still reeling from the auto racing giant’s decision to ban the Confederate flag at all racetracks. Many have said that they will nev...
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – Bubba Wallace wants everyone to know that he is not anti-white. He points out that he has a white nickname, and that his mama is a 100% white woman. He points out that he and his mom used to love to watch “Laverne & Sh…
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There has never been a bigger change in the 72-year history of NASCAR than the change that has just taken place. The change came about after written complaints, which were initiated by NASCAR driver, Bubba Wallace, who hap...
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – Retired NASCAR driver Danica Patrick spoke with Sports Territory Magazine and said that now that NASCAR will be resuming, she wants in. The petite, live-in girlfriend of Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, remarked...
DARLINGTON, S.C. – After conducting numerous meetings between the top NASCAR officials, racing sponsors, and President Trump, the racing organization is happy to announce that fans will soon be seeing the green flag once again. NASCAR spokesperson...
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - The National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing has suspended Kyle Larson. The driver was engaged in a virtual racing game called “Left, Left, Left” when he blurted out the dreaded “N” word. Larson told racing officia...
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