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Funny story: Danica Patrick Is Coming Out of Retirement - She'll Race In The Atlanta War Between The States 400

Danica Patrick Is Coming Out of Retirement - She'll Race In The Atlanta War Between The States 400

ATLANTA - (Sports Satire) - The sexiest and prettiest NASCAR driver Danica Patrick, told Skin Flix Illustrated Magazine writer Hank Bangbocker, that lately she has been so bored she's been watching rerurns of weather on the Weather Channel. The ho…

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Explains The Nude Photos of Her And Aaron Rodgers

Danica Patrick Explains The Nude Photos of Her And Aaron Rodgers

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR princess Danica Patrick recently sat down with Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo at The Intoxicated Iguana Bar in New York City. The two have known each other ever since Danica was in high school…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Says He Has Agreed To Pay Danica Patrick To Stop Texting Him

Aaron Rodgers Says He Has Agreed To Pay Danica Patrick To Stop Texting Him

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - According to Sports Territory Magazine, Aaron Rodgers is as happy as a wolf at a sheep convention. The Green Bay QB, told STM's Tango Brisket, that after months and months of pleading with his ex-girlfriend…

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Funny story: NASCAR Driver And Aaron Rodgers’ Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick Admits She Has a Tattoo on Her Ass With The Intials “AR”

NASCAR Driver And Aaron Rodgers’ Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick Admits She Has a Tattoo on Her Ass With The Intials “AR”

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – It is no secret that ever since she was dumped by her Green Bay Packers boyfriend, Danica (Patrick) has been pining about her quarterback. Danica has told close friends that AR has the most amazing cock that she has e…

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Funny story: NASCAR’s Danica Reveals That She Still Has The Hots For Ex-Boyfriend Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

NASCAR’s Danica Reveals That She Still Has The Hots For Ex-Boyfriend Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – The greatest female NASCAR driver of all time, has just admitted that she still pines for her ex-boyfriend Aaron Rodgers. Danica Sue Patrick, recently spoke with reporter Savannah Stiletto with The Dail…

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Funny story: A Veteran NASCAR Driver Fined $200,000

A Veteran NASCAR Driver Fined $200,000

LAREDO, Texas – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba, has just commented that a NASCAR driver has been suspended and fined $200,000 for a serious racing infraction. Ford driver Homer Finwater, who drove the Peter Pan Peanut…

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Funny story: NASCAR’S 1st Transgender Driver Wins Her First Race

NASCAR’S 1st Transgender Driver Wins Her First Race

TOLEDO, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – The NASCAR organization is proud to announce that the Toledo 300 Invitational was won by the organization’s very first transgender driver. Twenty-eight-year-old Catalina Puffinpick captured the coveted race from a…

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Funny story: NASCAR Darling Danica Patrick is Getting Her Butt Back in The Driver’s Seat

NASCAR Darling Danica Patrick is Getting Her Butt Back in The Driver’s Seat

GORGONZOLA CREEK, Wisconsin – (Sports News) – Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the scoop that the racing darling of NASCAR has decided to get back into the world of auto racing. Danica Patrick, who is the ex-girlfriend of Green Bay Packer…

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Funny story: NASCAR Openly Welcomes Its First Transgender Race Car Driver

NASCAR Openly Welcomes Its First Transgender Race Car Driver

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) – NASCAR was founded in 1948, and now after 73 years, the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is proudly boasting that they are finally getting with the racing program. Sports Territory Magazine…

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Funny story: Daytona 500 NASCAR Driver Was Caught With 75 Pounds of Marijuana in His Race Car

Daytona 500 NASCAR Driver Was Caught With 75 Pounds of Marijuana in His Race Car

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) – NASCAR officials are red faced after racing authority inspectors found that one of the drivers was found to have a quantity of marijuana stashed underneath the driver’s seat of his race car. Inspectors ch…

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Funny story: NASCAR Bans Donald Trump

NASCAR Bans Donald Trump

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Officials for the National Association of Stock Car Racing, revealed to the sports media that ex-president Donald J. Trump wanted 10 free tickets, so he and his family could attend the upcoming Pensacola 300…

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Funny story: The Reason NASCAR Cancelled 2 Races

The Reason NASCAR Cancelled 2 Races

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Sports Satire) – Ever since March, when the Coronavirus first got out of hand, NASCAR’s attendance has fallen by 61%. And then the fact that the racing entity banned Confederate flags really kicked the racing giant in it…

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Funny story: Josh Reaume Has Been Suspended by NASCAR For An Extremely Unusual Reason

Josh Reaume Has Been Suspended by NASCAR For An Extremely Unusual Reason

VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Sports Satire) – Two weeks ago NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse was suspended from racing in the Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race in Georgia. Butterhouse refused to paint over the likeness of Pres…

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Funny story: NASCAR Driver Suspended For Being A Trump Fan

NASCAR Driver Suspended For Being A Trump Fan

CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just announced that NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse has just been suspended, and will not drive in next week’s 87th Annual Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race. An…

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Funny story: NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - Officials at NASCAR have suspended another race car driver after several policy violations. Racer Mike Wallace, no relation to black NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace, was notified that he has been suspended du…

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Funny story: NASCAR’s Richard Petty Motorsports Offers Black Driver Bubba Wallace Part Ownership in The Company

NASCAR’s Richard Petty Motorsports Offers Black Driver Bubba Wallace Part Ownership in The Company

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - One of the greatest NASCAR auto racers of all time, Richard Petty, has just told Bubba Wallace that he wants him to stay put in the #43 race car. Wallace’s contract is due to expire soon, and Petty wants…

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers and NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick Have Broken Up

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers and NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick Have Broken Up

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – After dating for 2 years and 3 days, and buying a $28 million mansion together, Aaron and Danica will now ‘run and drive’ off into the sunset. An unidentified neighbor said that they looked so happy. Lots of times he would s…

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