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Funny story: Daytona 500 NASCAR Driver Was Caught With 75 Pounds of Marijuana in His Race Car

Daytona 500 NASCAR Driver Was Caught With 75 Pounds of Marijuana in His Race Car

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) – NASCAR officials are red faced after racing authority inspectors found that one of the drivers was found to have a quantity of marijuana stashed underneath the driver’s seat of his race car. Inspectors ch…

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Funny story: NASCAR Bans Donald Trump

NASCAR Bans Donald Trump

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Officials for the National Association of Stock Car Racing, revealed to the sports media that ex-president Donald J. Trump wanted 10 free tickets, so he and his family could attend the upcoming Pensacola 300…

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Funny story: The Reason NASCAR Cancelled 2 Races

The Reason NASCAR Cancelled 2 Races

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Sports Satire) – Ever since March, when the Coronavirus first got out of hand, NASCAR’s attendance has fallen by 61%. And then the fact that the racing entity banned Confederate flags really kicked the racing giant in it…

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Funny story: Josh Reaume Has Been Suspended by NASCAR For An Extremely Unusual Reason

Josh Reaume Has Been Suspended by NASCAR For An Extremely Unusual Reason

VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Sports Satire) – Two weeks ago NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse was suspended from racing in the Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race in Georgia. Butterhouse refused to paint over the likeness of Pres…

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Funny story: NASCAR Driver Suspended For Being A Trump Fan

NASCAR Driver Suspended For Being A Trump Fan

CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just announced that NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse has just been suspended, and will not drive in next week’s 87th Annual Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race. An…

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Funny story: NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - Officials at NASCAR have suspended another race car driver after several policy violations. Racer Mike Wallace, no relation to black NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace, was notified that he has been suspended du…

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Funny story: NASCAR’s Richard Petty Motorsports Offers Black Driver Bubba Wallace Part Ownership in The Company

NASCAR’s Richard Petty Motorsports Offers Black Driver Bubba Wallace Part Ownership in The Company

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - One of the greatest NASCAR auto racers of all time, Richard Petty, has just told Bubba Wallace that he wants him to stay put in the #43 race car. Wallace’s contract is due to expire soon, and Petty wants…

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers and NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick Have Broken Up

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers and NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick Have Broken Up

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – After dating for 2 years and 3 days, and buying a $28 million mansion together, Aaron and Danica will now ‘run and drive’ off into the sunset. An unidentified neighbor said that they looked so happy. Lots of times he would s…

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Funny story: NASCAR Will Be Adding Hot, Sexy, Scantily-Clad Cheerleaders

NASCAR Will Be Adding Hot, Sexy, Scantily-Clad Cheerleaders

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – The top-ranking officials at NASCAR have expressed some concern that many long-time fans have abandoned the traditional Dixieland sport. A spokesperson for the auto racing giant says they realize that a lot of the good old…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

NEW YORK CITY – The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, and former NASCAR racer, Danica Patrick, have agreed to star in a reality show. Rodgers said that he and his stunningly…

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Funny story: Die-Hard NASCAR Fans At Talladega Say They’ll Fly Their Confederate Flags and No One is Going to Stop Them

Die-Hard NASCAR Fans At Talladega Say They’ll Fly Their Confederate Flags and No One is Going to Stop Them

TALLADEGA, Alabama – The NASCAR Cup Series Race may have more action in the stands and in the infield than on the racetrack itself. Some of the good old boys, who carry around AR-13 semiautomatic weapons and grenade launchers, have said that no on...

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Funny story: Some Long-Time NASCAR Fans Now Want The LGBTQ Flag Banned

Some Long-Time NASCAR Fans Now Want The LGBTQ Flag Banned

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There is a group of die-hard NASCAR fans who are of the tit-for-tat persuasion. They are still reeling from the auto racing giant’s decision to ban the Confederate flag at all racetracks. Many have said that they will nev...

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Funny story: NASCAR’S Only Black Driver Says That He Is Not Anti-White

NASCAR’S Only Black Driver Says That He Is Not Anti-White

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – Bubba Wallace wants everyone to know that he is not anti-white. He points out that he has a white nickname, and that his mama is a 100% white woman. He points out that he and his mom used to love to watch “Laverne & Sh…

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Funny story: NASCAR Bans the Confederate Flag – Fans Are Fit-to-Be-Tied

NASCAR Bans the Confederate Flag – Fans Are Fit-to-Be-Tied

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There has never been a bigger change in the 72-year history of NASCAR than the change that has just taken place. The change came about after written complaints, which were initiated by NASCAR driver, Bubba Wallace, who hap...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Wants To Return To NASCAR

Danica Patrick Wants To Return To NASCAR

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – Retired NASCAR driver Danica Patrick spoke with Sports Territory Magazine and said that now that NASCAR will be resuming, she wants in. The petite, live-in girlfriend of Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, remarked...

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Funny story: NASCAR Announces That It’s Coming Back!

NASCAR Announces That It’s Coming Back!

DARLINGTON, S.C. – After conducting numerous meetings between the top NASCAR officials, racing sponsors, and President Trump, the racing organization is happy to announce that fans will soon be seeing the green flag once again. NASCAR spokesperson...

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Funny story: NASCAR Driver Suspended For Using The “N” Word

NASCAR Driver Suspended For Using The “N” Word

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - The National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing has suspended Kyle Larson. The driver was engaged in a virtual racing game called “Left, Left, Left” when he blurted out the dreaded “N” word. Larson told racing officia...

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