Pushing back against allegations that he is a racist, United States president, Donald Trump, stated that while he may have some racist tendencies when it comes to driving, he doesn't even come close to "those NASCAR drivers." "Granted, l like a li...
In order to support his vegan girlfriend, Kayla Meadows, in her hobbies, Nick Canto attended a plant-based nutrition conference with Kayla, tolerantly setting aside that, while Kayla seeks to live a life of non-violence in every respect, including wh...
(Editor's Note: We apologize for this story in advance. Subscription cancellations should be directed to our circulation department, although they have quit in protest, so be patient until we replace them) BEAUFORT, N.C. -- NASCAR driver Tony Stew...
LOS ANGELES - Danica Patrick flew to Los Angeles to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. The Queen of NASCAR was asked if she ever wishes she had been born a guy instead of a girl so that her fellow NASCAR race drivers would take he...
NEW YORK CITY - The Queen of The NASCAR Circuit, Danica Patrick flew into the Big Apple to appear on Regis Philbin's and Larry King's The Viagra View talk show. Danica told Regis that she was proud to say that she has just been named as one of the...
HOLLYWOOD - Danica Patrick flew into Los Angeles' LAX Airport to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. As she was getting out of the Limo to go into the television studio a gust of wind suddenly hit causing her skirt to fly up exposi...
TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick, the Darling of NASCAR, had just finished filming a public service commercial at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with Sporting Chance Magazine. Hercules Confetti aske...
CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...
NEW YORK CITY - NASCAR driver Danica Patrick was in the Big Apple doing some last minute Christmas shopping. She was approached by Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette who asked her how she'd been feeling lately. Danica responded by saying...
LAS VEGAS - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick co-hosted The ACA Award Show at The Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino along with country artist Trace Adkins. And the couple carried on so well one would have thought that they had done this before. Ev...
TARZANA - Danica Patrick had just finished racing at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with The Turnstile Review. Ambrose Appomattox of TR asked her if there was a certain man in her life. The petite, sexy...
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Sexy NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was in Albuquerque on a promotional tour for her new line of Danica Patrick Bikini Thong Panties®. She was asked by a reporter for a local newspaper to comment on the recent...
AUSTIN - Danica Patrick was in Texas visiting an old boyfriend when she got the word that NASCAR had issued a statement that she will follow the NASCAR rules or else she will be subject to discipline including a fine and possible suspension. Miss...
MALIBU BEACH - Danica Patrick, who was recently divorced from Dr. Paul Hospenthal, has reportedly stated that she wants to give the single girl world a spin (no pun intended). Danica told Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review that she wants...
TARZANA, California - The Queen of NASCAR, Danica Patrick was at The Gary Busey International Speedway filming a commercial for Cover Cutey Makeup. After she had finished she met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He asked her about...
NEW YORK CITY - Danica Patrick was visiting New York City when she was asked if it was true that she had agreed to enter The Dubai 500 auto race in September. Danica, who was dressed in a white NASCAR halter top and red, white, and blue shorts rep...
Speedway, Indiana - Two major fractures are not enough to keep NASCAR's Tony Stewart out of the driver's seat. The versatile racer, who fractured his leg in two places in a minor-league dirt track event, has ordered his medical team to position h...
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