CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - (Satire News) - NASCAR is reporting that they have just hired the very first "Little Person" to be one of their race car drivers. NASCAR spokesperson Sonja Albertino, 32, stated that Izzio Shackley, 30, of Buloxi, Missi…
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The racing world has just been hit with a big surprise. According to The Auto Racing Review's Tansy Dandelion, African-American driver Darrell "Bubba" Wallace has been suspended for two years. Miss Dandel…
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper, has just broken the story that NASCAR's veteran race car driver Gomer "Goober" Woodglue, 32, has decided to hang up his foam rear-view mirror dice for good. Miss Viper…
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - Bubba Wallace who many say has a fuse the size of a grain of Louisiana dirt rice, has just been suspended from racing in a NASCAR sanctioned race for 13 months. According to NASCAR, Wallace had received a total of fou…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - When it comes to sexual sensuality, no one can top Danica Patrick. The 5-foot-1-inch dynamo of libido can exude eroticism with the best of them, including Kim Kardashian, J.Lo, Britney Spears, and even Liz Hurley…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - The race car driver who is known as "The Princess of NASCAR" is proud to announce that she has just signed a contract to appear in a commercial for Danica Patrick's 24-Hour Pantiliners. Pia Confetti, with S…
MOBILE, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - The Princess of NASCAR, Danica Patrick was three laps from finishing the very popular "Rebel Yell 400," in Mobile, when she got fendered by new driver Oliver "The Plowboy" Greedygood. According to Pia Confetti w…
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Sports Satire) - The Turnstile Review has just stated that the “Queen of NASCAR,” Danica Patrick beat out a field of 42 race car drivers to capture the coveted Chattanooga 400 Southern Comfort Race. TR writer Buckaroo Kaz…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - NASCAR queen, Danica Patrick was in New York City filming a commercial for the brand new Cinderella Brand Ribbed Condoms that have just hit the prophylactic market. She was asked by Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza…
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR regrets having to suspend one of their drivers for a violation regarding windshield wiper fluid, A rep for NASCAR stated to Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket, that after an extensive inv…
The NRA is so rich, they are expanding and buying NASCAR for $20 Million. The new name is the National Rifle and Racing Association - NRRA. It is the NRA's idea of competing with Disney. Disney makes lots of money - and the NRA wants to branch…
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR babe and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodger's girlfriend Danica Patrick, has just informed the NASCAR fans about a brand new racing update that will take affect very soon. The svelte Danic…
ATLANTA - (Sports Satire) - The sexiest and prettiest NASCAR driver Danica Patrick, told Skin Flix Illustrated Magazine writer Hank Bangbocker, that lately she has been so bored she's been watching rerurns of weather on the Weather Channel. The ho…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR princess Danica Patrick recently sat down with Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo at The Intoxicated Iguana Bar in New York City. The two have known each other ever since Danica was in high school…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - According to Sports Territory Magazine, Aaron Rodgers is as happy as a wolf at a sheep convention. The Green Bay QB, told STM's Tango Brisket, that after months and months of pleading with his ex-girlfriend…
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – It is no secret that ever since she was dumped by her Green Bay Packers boyfriend, Danica (Patrick) has been pining about her quarterback. Danica has told close friends that AR has the most amazing cock that she has e…
CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – The greatest female NASCAR driver of all time, has just admitted that she still pines for her ex-boyfriend Aaron Rodgers. Danica Sue Patrick, recently spoke with reporter Savannah Stiletto with The Dail…
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